Everyone will always welcome you...........Nobody would even notice if you're sitting next to them

I'm okay with this = Don't do it in a million fucking years, or I'll kill you.

It won't hurt, baby = This is probably gonna hurt

Lady Nilamarthiel wrote:

Sweetie, I think I'm pregnant. ----- KA-CHING.

Only for some. Those four words made me cry the two times I had to say them.

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Damn. I've never seen someone so pretty..............OMFG THAT GIRL PUTS 'HO' BACK INTO 'WHORE'!!!!

alirias wrote:

Hi dad! - I didn't do it. I SWEAR.

Ah, you...

Girls:
I'm absolutely fine------------My life is draining down the toilet. OR Ask me questions
Who cares about me?------------- I expect a prompt "I care so much about you"
You're friends are a little strange--------Joe made a pass at me and Bill couldn't stop talking about different types of beer. Why weren't you there to protect me? Don't you care about me at all? Or am I some little game you play you think you can quit at any time, huh? I hate you so much right now, I wish you could understand all I do for you.

Guys:

Let's go have a beer!-----Let's go have a beer!
You guys are the shit------------My friends are cool
Damn, that girl is bangin'-------In my bed NOW!

Lol, I hate to pander to the stereotype but seriously, some guys I knew made this comparison

Fine!... I'm right, now STFU!

Five minutes... about half an hour.

Nothing... I hate you.

I love you.... Sex now, plz? Kthx.

I'll turn down the lights... I don't have a paper bag to put over your face right now.

Can I borrow that shirt?... I look better in that shirt than you do.

morosemocha wrote:

I missed you = You fucking ruined my life, you bastard. Make it up to me. NOW.

Oops.

"Do I look fat in this dress?" = We haven't had a fight in a while.

"Pizza's fine with me." = Cheap bastard.

"Oh, no, I will pay for myself." = I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch.

"I'm just not looking for a relationship right now." = I'm just not looking for a relationship with you.

"I don't know; what do you want to do?" = I can't believe that you have nothing planned.

"It's your decision." = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

"Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later.

"We need to talk." = I need to complain.

"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

"I like you but..." = I don't like you.

"Let's just be friends." = There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine. However, I would occasionally like to use you as an emotional dumping ground and complain to you about the men I'm actually fucking.

Does this make my ass look fat? = I feel that it is time for you to be put in your place and the best way is by asking a question that that cannot be answered correctly thereby improving my sitch by putting you in the doghouse.

Maarika wrote:

Has anyone else noticed that a lot of those work in actual conversation? It's actually quite creepy to think what other people are leaving unsaid... In the end it all comes down to politeness.

It's frightening.

Another service one:

Have you been helped? = Oh shit, someone ignored you and I'm going to take the heat for it aren't I?

ShatteredMirror wrote:

Maarika wrote:

Has anyone else noticed that a lot of those work in actual conversation? It's actually quite creepy to think what other people are leaving unsaid... In the end it all comes down to politeness.

It's frightening.

Another service one:

Have you been helped? = Oh shit, someone ignored you and I'm going to take the heat for it aren't I?

tru dat.

Requests are not guranteed, however we do try our best to accomodate them = We do not have a room with a view of Magic Kingdom, for we are 20 miles away. You may, however, have a lovely view of the dumpsters.