This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Yuki Sohma (from Fruits Basket) is Miki's long lost brother. Except that Miki (highlight to read spoiler) doesn't turn into a rat when Kozue or any other girl hugs him.
Yeah... it's the Aya Hisakawa connection making me think that...
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Giovanna wrote:
Akio is completely unable to maintain an erection unless there's something morally wrong with the act he's engaging in. This is why his fiancee is the least interesting person in the show for him.
Quoted for TRUTH!
The ice that Anthy loves to make shaved ice from, comes from glaciers found in Greenland.
The dorm that Utena and Anthy are staying at was once the residence of the one hundred duellists that perished in the Nemuro Hall fire.
The reason Utena was moved to the abandoned dorm was that Anthy hoped that being all alone together would encourage Utena to come out of the closet and maybe score some hot pink action… unfortunately she guessed wrong.
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dollface wrote:
Giovanna wrote:
Miki has a vagina.
I thought that was just regular canon.
I'm sorry, too busy laughing my ass off in a corner here to properly respond...
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BioKraze wrote:
dollface wrote:
Giovanna wrote:
Miki has a vagina.
I thought that was just regular canon.
I'm sorry, too busy laughing my ass off in a corner here to properly respond...
Yes he does but he also has a pennis.
Ruka watched Sailor Moon instead of Dragon Ball.
Mikage suffered bulling during his childhood, which was long long ago.
Shiori loves samurai pizza cats. And she wants to pierce her thonge.
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Tamago wrote:
Giovanna wrote:
Miki has a vagina.
Nut what you didn't know was that Kozue's clit is longer than Miki's
now I have impure thoughts of her penetrating her "brother(?)" with her large clit.... thank you, tamago. you have proven yourself to be more evil than the colective intent of all the -chans.
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BenHo wrote:
Tamago wrote:
Giovanna wrote:
Miki has a vagina.
Now what you didn't know was that Kozue's clit is longer than Miki's
now I have impure thoughts of her penetrating her "brother(?)" with her large clit.... thank you, Tamago. you have proven yourself to be more evil than the colective intent of all the -chans.
Me evil? But I'm so sweet, innocent and pure!
Just like this girl here.
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An image crawls from memories of childhood comic books...
It's the Baroness!
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Giovanna wrote:
Miki has a vagina.
But I thought Touga checked...
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When I just started watching SKU, I was deeply convinced that Miki was a girl.
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- The Student Council's Bake Sale was a huge success thanks to Saionji's delicious confections.
- Every SKU character has at least five cuts on each hand due to excessive rose-fondling.
- Touga's sugar cookies tasted awful.
- Saionji threw the 100% all teenage action porno magazine in the Student Council's wastebin after realizing that the girls in it were, well, girls.
- Nanami goes through people's garbage, looking for blackmail material.
- Touga never wears underwear. And he's proud, damnit.
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OnlyInThisLight wrote:
- Nanami goes through people's garbage, looking for blackmail material.
"Looking for" implies a possibility of failure. Nanami goes finding blackmail material.
Speaking of which...
-In the back of her mind, Nanami was secretly disappointed that no one milked her while she was a cow.
-Anthy made the body-switching curry on purpose, partly as a favor to Akio (who got a "test drive" the Saturday while they were switched...)
(And, an extension of Giovanna's entry...)
-Akio slept with Kanae once, and only once, long ago-- when she was engaged to someone else.
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Arki wrote:
When I just started watching SKU, I was deeply convinced that Miki was a girl.
After being burned once too often by bishounen characters, I was ready to believe that Juri was a boy until her gender was actually spoken aloud.
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OnionPrince wrote:
-In the back of her mind, Nanami was secretly disappointed that no one milked her while she was a cow.
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(Seriously:) Akio engineered the deaths of Utena's parents. (Unseriously:) He did this by getting the real Chairman drunk and encouraging him to vault onto the car's hood while driving, resulting in the accident. Afterwards the Chairman gave Akio his daughter and Ohtori Academy to keep him quiet.
(Semiseriously:) Miki didn't invent the phrase "shining thing." It's not poetic enough for him. He adopted it from a pop ballad he listened to obsessively when he was nine. (He also stole part of The Sunlit Garden's harmonic line from the same song, and still feels a little guilty about it today.)
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satyreyes wrote:
(Seriously:) Akio engineered the deaths of Utena's parents.
It does seem awfully convenient. He was probably curious to know what it was like to hit a speed bump. I suspect unlike my college, there aren't any on the roads at Ohtori.
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Arki wrote:
When I just started watching SKU, I was deeply convinced that Miki was a girl.
yes I also thought that too, the voice and the body well, touga and saonji look very different, so masculine, but miki has the "same" Juri seitokai uniforme ( change only the color: blue and some things hehe ) the eyes, he doesn't have so much eyelashes but he has anyway.
Well, Miki is miki 1/2 Man, 1/2 Woman and some of us love him just like he is.
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OnlyInThisLight wrote:
Nanami goes through people's garbage, looking for blackmail material.
Don't you mean that Nanami orders Aiko, Keiko and Yuuko to search through people's garbage? Thats the sort of thing you leave up to henchwomen after all.
Whenever Akio gets calls from Indian telemarketers asking if he wants to change his call server, there is a 75% chance that he will end up sleeping with them.
During an exploratory phase in her early teens, Juri considered getting a sex change, as you can see, she got over it.
Anthy is actually an excellent cook, well versed in Indian, Italian, French, Chinese and Japanese cuisine, but she was ordered by Saionji to never cook any of those dishes back when he was the Engaged for some reason and because Utena never knew about her skills and as such, never ordered her to start cooking properly again, she hasn’t ever since.
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OnionPrince wrote:
-In the back of her mind, Nanami was secretly disappointed that no one milked her while she was a cow.
And she now has permanent stretch-marks on her breasts because of the previous weight of undrained milk (cows can apparently get ruptures if they aren't milked, though don't ask where I know that).
Arki wrote:
When I just started watching SKU, I was deeply convinced that Miki was a girl.
Ditto. It took until the episodes 4 and 5 before I realized that he was a boy.
Anthy is actually an excellent cook
Isn't this more or less canon? She makes those bountiful breakfasts for herself and Utena that seem to be both excellent and fairly normal. She just has an eccentric taste in fast food (possibly symbolic, since what isn't?).
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Much of Saionji's hostility towards Utena comes from jealousy of her confident gender-bending ways - Saionji is, in fact, a transsexual who is unable to express himself as well as Utena. As a result, he has to write about his troubles in his diary and hide in the woods wearing women's aprons to help vent his frustration.
This is also why his relationship with Anthy has soured - after telling her he wished to be a woman, she replied that only real men could be her prince.
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Adrasteia wrote:
Saionji is, in fact, a transsexual who is unable to express himself as well as Utena.
If the above was true then it could be argued that Akio was able to secude him over to the dark side by making him (Saionji) feel like a woman.
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Mrs. Ohtori is actually Miki and Kozue's aunt.
Touga can't stand porn. If a girl wants to watch it because she thinks he wants to watch it, he'll quickly correct her.
Whenever possible, Saionji likes to watch telenovelas. He likes to eat Petit Fours(that he makes himself) while doing so.
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