a random

some girl

the building

Miki quickly

face against

of pudding

wanted chocolate

Here is the next amazing chapter in the saga that is The Two (2) Word Story.

Beginning of Chapter


All of my peeps are into Mountain Pinnatubo for the super glazing donuts of doom made by dipping them in radioactive banana cake-mix with a cheezy wand stuck in her ears for decoration.

"I hunger!"

"For what?"

The conversation started without Jane's opinion upon Alaska State Affairs, thus reducing the taxes.

That afternoon, an angel fell from a 6-story resolution just above lunch time at the world's tallest piece of iron candy.

Cherry whiskey catches fire rather easily rather easily due to constant exposure, to matches and mansex.

"My puss in boots has grown 60 feet in only 8,146 years."

"Have you ever picked on a defenseless kitten because Domo-kun dared you to post naked pictures of Saionji on the Akio-mobile for all of Ohtori to stare at longingly?"

This pissed Miki off because he wanted to gaze at Touga's chest without anyone bothering him.

Queen Elizabeth faced dire antelopes seeking moar pizza with anchovies and mushrooms on top with a giant bird on the freaking moon.

"My panties are in a knot!" Mary-Sue moaned as tentacles were seasoned with blood in the moonlit night as hentai monsters roared and banged hawt ladies in their NERF handbags.

"This is Ohtori Gakuen!" exclaimed the evil caped mastermind who was very pleased with yelling.

Cowboys shoot egg salad from their expensive guns designed by drug addicts and rapists.

Anger influenced milk maids into throwing their cows off a meticulously landscaped zeppelin due to an outbreak of the everlasting rights of peace.

A champion level monster killed billions of innocent androids built by some creeper working for raddish eating rabbits.

Huge questions weren't answered without feasts for the Burger King employees because digital reality had caused seizures.

Kinfolk was a baby boom caused by Pluto invasion because of some dumbass wearing a mask, handing control over rabbit breeding by neutering the damned pink hippos.

Giant needles are sticking out of Anthy's knuckles, punching hard into Akio's nipples, causing him to groan in absolute destiny apocalypse.

Gelatinous oceans were polluted with sperms from a whale-sized sharp sword fish as it jacked off watching NASCAR because of excessive Redneckitis. 

Girls flashed their oppai to perverted old men taking a boring film of somebody's cold piece of meat.

Mystical dragons roared in Batman's cave, firing farts like there's no air to breathe.

"Aloha!" yelled Captain Hook of jealousy due to excessive flooding in Australia.

"Don't Panic!" a terrified goat-man screamed as Narnia was blown up because too many lions with tentacles were playing the pipe-organ.

No sense penetrated through Phil's head of jealousy as he flew into his girlfriend.

A spa was opened in the evening after the death of a great children's magician with a philosopher's thinking way of churning ideology.

While playing the kazoo, something broke up with my girlfriend while smoking on a very big cantaloupe.

Meanwhile, back at the Cocktower,  Batman was spanking Akio with a large paddle soaked in gasoline lighter fluid furiously as Anthy sang eerily to the Music Men.

The Movie About Nothing aired in Chicago at 3 am.

Raging Roberta of Tasmania yesterday caused massive levels of pastry falling on Superman's broad chest, making him howl in complete rage and bed-wetting.

The grand design was shitty in many aspects, especially the basic concept of Pyramid due to pornographic reasons, because the fuzzy little Egyptian was stroking his giant cock too hard.

"Meow" said the dog with dignity, as it barked at a random birch bark while growling in laughter.

This can't end well.

Evolution is so egg-like, because everything swirled like yoke running through veins of cheese.

Fanfiction is printed in the writer's original writing on lamb's juicy thighs and buttocks.

A smoking monkey died on stage due to Acute Encephalitis caused by gargling butterfly urine before the grand show while sniffing Diet Pepsi.

"Buy the sleeping mocha for $1,000,000 or else!" demanded the hippy transvestite.

"Who in the hell would ever eat seaweed besides high Japanese people in Empire anyways?" asked Bill O'Reilly. 

Appointments are kept inside a giant midget booklet because Jesus loves irony at the Ritz Hotel.

When snow kicked her in the Eggy-weggs homie's home for Saionji's sake, all hell considered by the three Musketeer dudes because they like kittens more then that goddamn farting monkey.

"Only you could make my feet fart so delightfully."

A song sung from Lady Gaga terrorized kids because of horrid auto-tuning, but T-pain somehow managed without it by using liquid toilet-paper as a day-after pill. 

The woman, otherwise known as Cynthia, was really incompetent because Justin Bieber made her sing better in comparison even though she sucked.

"Somebody please donate blood!" hollered a wannabe vampire Twilight fan, but then a real vampire sucked their blood declared, "'Long live my dick!"

As an unusually plump Santa Claus came up the runway, looking fabulous dressed in just panties, many fangirls made of jello became super jiggly and horny.

Just as the contest winner announced their plan, Agent 47 sixty-nine'd the giant victim of the most heinous case of marble crabs.

A worldwide orgy party happened at South Pole, but nobody wore clothes because Akio stole every laundry machine so he could have perpetual vibrations going up his butt.

The flames of Mordor burned through the ropes holding up Akio's pants , also burning Touga's hands very badly.

Bad Guy's always finish their broccoli because it gives them gratuitous amounts of Sulfuric fart clouds hovered over Northern Europe after Pikachu released the world's greatest remix album where it won a Grammy Award.

Broken windows ruined the Great Cathedral's public image due to recklessness of the yakuza, when they had a Prom night.

"Pokemon Black is entirely the work of wimmens!" stated some disappointed misogynist who was deeply disappointed.

The serial number on the back of Anthy's giant knife spelled out 'redrum' when you use your imagination.

"Stop making a fool out of my cat!" screamed Nanami!

The scratch got puffy when Jose let loose a cat wielding Prussian contraband as a distraction to change light bulbs in the underground subway.

Once the punt guns were safely stored in my butt, some dude jerry rigged the only plane left intact after the baby boomed out of the cannon and flew over the rainbow to Luxembourg,

Utena shoved the french fries into Miki's expectant mouth, causing him to masticate a random leg of some girl walking by the building while whistling.

Miki quickly whacked his face against a wall of pudding because he wanted chocolate inside eggs.

End of Chapter

I hope you like it.

from Kozue's

nose hairs.

Twilight, Mom!"

Tweenage Belieber