This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
...:confused:seriously I have never seen any emoticons like those....ever.. If someone could explain them to me that would be so nice.
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Saying "yoo-hoo" to the hoo-hoo.
Marching the penguin.
Ya-yaing the sisterhood.
Finding Nemo.
/house
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You might say that she is umm... inserting the entryplug into her Eva unit.
This guy on the other hand is errrr... waxing his dolphin.
Giovanna and Yasha! Thanks for the smilie Im sure it will get to some good use *hehe*
The only other smilie I can see that could be useful would be a sweatdropping smilie. Something like this :sweatdrop:
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Masturbation.
Oh, I didn't know we had a new smilie! It's so cute.
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satyreyes wrote:
Saying "yoo-hoo" to the hoo-hoo.
Marching the penguin.
Ya-yaing the sisterhood.
Finding Nemo.
/house
Tamago wrote:
You might say that she is umm... inserting the entryplug into her Eva unit.
This guy on the other hand is errrr... waxing his dolphin.
Umm, thanks...I guess I understand..sort of, although it is strange for a guy to be waxing a dolphin as an emoticon. Oh, and I get the Eva unit thing makes sense cause the emote does have a bow in her hair much like Asuka's..
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SleepDebtFairy wrote:
Masturbation.
Oh, I didn't know we had a new smilie! It's so cute.
oh...dear..
Well I most certainly will not be using such an emote!
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G&Ysnumber1fan wrote:
Umm, thanks...I guess I understand..sort of, although it is strange for a guy to be waxing a dolphin as an emoticon. Oh, and I get the Eva unit thing makes sense cause the emote does have a bow in her hair much like Asuka's..
See?! This is what happens when you teach abstinence-only sex ed in the schools! SEE?!
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mercurynin wrote:
G&Ysnumber1fan wrote:
Umm, thanks...I guess I understand..sort of, although it is strange for a guy to be waxing a dolphin as an emoticon. Oh, and I get the Eva unit thing makes sense cause the emote does have a bow in her hair much like Asuka's..
See?! This is what happens when you teach abstinence-only sex ed in the schools! SEE?!
Hey,...I was a good high school student! I studied, was in the drama club and worked as a library assistant!
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Its kinda ironic that we are all having a mass debate about masturbation.
Its just as well they didn't design an Akio masturbating smilie, the icon would be way too big for a start.
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This is way more worthwhile a debate than, say, who's going to win on American Idol.
Wait, that is the right name of the show, right?
...oh who cares. Masturbation is much nicer than television. And it's something you can do with a friend, just like watching tv!
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As has been said, they're his and her masturbation smilies. As to why they would appear on our humble Utena forum...well SKU is a special series. More importantly in this case, Yasha and I are special people. People who highly value masturbation smilies in any community where Akio and Touga are so frequently discussed.
Tamago wrote:
Giovanna and Yasha! Thanks for the smilie Im sure it will get to some good use *hehe*
The only other smilie I can see that could be useful would be a sweatdropping smilie. Something like this http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o50/ … atdrop.gif :sweatdrop:
Well it got requested so many times and was needed, so I made one. As for a sweatdrop, yeah thet could probably stand to be added, I'll see what I can do when I get a chance.
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Tamago wrote:
Its just as well they didn't design an Akio masturbating smilie, the icon would be way too big for a start. http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o50/ … atdrop.gif
And I'd never get anything done.
Of course, masturbation is sex with someone you love. So Akio may in fact be the biggest wanker of them all!
I bet sex ed at Ohtori Academy is wild. And by wild, I mean vastly superior to sex ed in the United States and probably exactly what teenagers need to hear, not this ridiculous TOUCHING YOURSELF IS BAD AND GET MARRIED BEFORE YOU TOUCH ANYONE ELSE RAWRG bullcrap.
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Giovanna wrote:
Tamago wrote:
Its just as well they didn't design an Akio masturbating smilie, the icon would be way too big for a start. http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o50/ … atdrop.gif
And I'd never get anything done.
Of course, masturbation is sex with someone you love. So Akio may in fact be the biggest wanker of them all!
I bet sex ed at Ohtori Academy is wild. And by wild, I mean vastly superior to sex ed in the United States and probably exactly what teenagers need to hear, not this ridiculous TOUCHING YOURSELF IS BAD AND GET MARRIED BEFORE YOU TOUCH ANYONE ELSE RAWRG bullcrap.
................ well, that is something that I'll never experience due to complex reasons.
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They have it all wrong. Touching yourself is great fun, and you should share great fun with people you like and who like you!
On a serious note, I wish people would get over the whole masturbation thing, it's not even the bible. Onan's sin was spilling his seed on the ground when fucking his dead brother's wife, to deprive his dead brother of an heir. That was the sin part, not having a wet dream or jerking off. The whole point was that he was being a selfish bastard who wouldn't do his duty by his family.
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Giovanna wrote:
Tamago wrote:
Its just as well they didn't design an Akio masturbating smilie, the icon would be way too big for a start. http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o50/ … atdrop.gif
And I'd never get anything done.
Of course, masturbation is sex with someone you love. So Akio may in fact be the biggest wanker of them all!
I bet sex ed at Ohtori Academy is wild. And by wild, I mean vastly superior to sex ed in the United States and probably exactly what teenagers need to hear, not this ridiculous TOUCHING YOURSELF IS BAD AND GET MARRIED BEFORE YOU TOUCH ANYONE ELSE RAWRG bullcrap.
Word about the sex. ed. Thing. But at my school, when we had it.. strangely, they did it well. They were very objective and gave us information about it all.. mostly STD's and all the risks, but also about how to practice safe sex, masturbation, chastity, etc. Then again, it's Mississippi, which has the highest rate of teen pregnancy. So they probably figured it would be better to teach the kids about safe sex rather than going "NO!" >_> And I find it silly how people act like masturbation is so evil. It's normal.
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G&Ysnumber1fan wrote:
................ well, that is something that I'll never experience due to complex reasons.
No fair saying just that and then not elaborating! Don't make leading statements if you're not gonna deliver
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Yasha wrote:
G&Ysnumber1fan wrote:
................ well, that is something that I'll never experience due to complex reasons.
No fair saying just that and then not elaborating! Don't make leading statements if you're not gonna deliver
Sorry, it's just that erm, I'm afraid of the act of sexual intercourse, well all forms of sexual intercourse actually. Something happened to me when I was young and now I can barely stand to be touched by others.
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Well, have a nonthreatening e-hug from me, then. If you want to get over it, you can, and if you don't want to, that's fine too. How do you manage to like SKU if you're afraid of sex?
On second thought, don't answer that here. PM me.
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Giovanna wrote:
I bet sex ed at Ohtori Academy is wild. And by wild, I mean vastly superior to sex ed in the United States and probably exactly what teenagers need to hear, not this ridiculous TOUCHING YOURSELF IS BAD AND GET MARRIED BEFORE YOU TOUCH ANYONE ELSE RAWRG bullcrap.
Akio could be in charge of teaching that class... I can just imagine half the Utena cast sitting at their desks, each with a horrified expression on their face as Akio rambles on about God knows what.
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More like half the class sitting there wondering what the funny feelings in their pants are while Akio purrs about the proper way to unroll a condom, complete with hand gestures.
Glazed eyes. Silence. A room full of blushing kids. And Akio asking who wants to demonstrate how well they can do it.
..........
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....ya know i had a feeling someone is gonna ask about those two emos
>.> just was waiting for it
but ya know..the girl one seems to be having more fun then the guy
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UtenaFanGirl wrote:
....ya know i had a feeling someone is gonna ask about those two emos
>.> just was waiting for it
but ya know..the girl one seems to be having more fun then the guy
Thats easy to explain, when guys err... pull their porpoises, they tend to have that idiot grin on their face when they really get into it *hehe*
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uh huh...that explains alot...
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Yasha wrote:
More like half the class sitting there wondering what the funny feelings in their pants are while Akio purrs about the proper way to unroll a condom, complete with hand gestures.
Glazed eyes. Silence. A room full of blushing kids. And Akio asking who wants to demonstrate how well they can do it.
..........
I got the impression Miki was a first class teacher's pet. I can totally imagine his hand shooting up on sheer instinct and it being too late once he realizes what he's done and Akio picks him. Because he'd totally pick Miki. He already knows Kozue can do it. With her mouth.
Also, obligatory I wish my sex-ed teacher had been Akio.
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