Mom brought Chinese food home tonight. Here's my fortune.

You will never need to worry about a steady income.. in bed.

I wonder what that means?

You will have good news to share with all the people you love... In bed.

'Sgonna get crowded.

(I'm saving mine for last today 'cause I wanna make a snarky comment...)

If you have hope, you have everything... in bed.

Sail into the land of opportunity - treasures await... in bed.

You will soon have the opportunity to improve your finances... in bed.

(So what does that mean, Mr. Fortune? Am I suddenly going to become a manwhore this week?)

The last one I got was:
Your sports team will be very successful this year... in bed.

Try Harder...IN  BED.

Oh I love Google.......in bed? XD


The greatest danger could be your stupidity...in bed.

A cynic is only a frustrated optimist...in bed. (Wonder what's causing the frustration? )

Flattery will go far tonight...in bed.

If I can't be me, than I don't want to be anybody in bed - Joan Crawford

^ ^ Okay, that's just...disturbed.

"All things are difficult before they are easy in bed." - Dr. Thomas Fuller.

Okay, just for the record.

If it came from a fortune cookie, you may post it.
If it didn't come from a fortune cookie, you may not post it.

Simple? I think so. Anyway, fortunes from the last couple days, in no real order.

Good news will come to you by mail...in bed.
You have a flair for adding a fanciful dimension to any story...in bed. (Roleplay anybody?)
Your first choice is always wisest to follow...in bed. (Are you sure about that?)
Your hard work is about to pay off...in bed. (Maybe if I was a hooker...)
Hidden treasures will be found, where least expected...in bed. (Sounds like I'd be sleeping with some mutant.)
You have found good company - enjoy...in bed. (NOW we're talkin'!)

And yes, these are all fortunes I've collected from cookies that my family has partaken of. It's a good thing we have Panda Express in town, else this thread would be rather empty and meaningless.

Two of these came in today. The other three are rather stale, maybe a month or so old. I'll post the older ones first.

You have strong potential for financial success...in bed. (NO I DON'T.)
Judge one not by charms, but by qualities...in bed. (I'm down with that.)
Remember to share good fortune with friends...in bed. (Um. No. Not my style.)
You have a talent for all that is artistic...in bed. (So I should become a porn director?)
You will gain admiration from your peers...in bed. (Again, um. No.)

There. Now this thread isn't so lifeless anymore.

...in bed.

I always have added "In bed" at the end of fortunes, it's too much fun! haha.

I save some of my old fortunes for awhile. My newest one said "Nothing will get in your way of achieving success this month"...in bed.

LMFAO! Good to know no one will stop me! xDDDDDDDDD;

Do not mistake temptation for opportunity...in bed.