This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Origional......................Translation
Save Me from the Darkness........Give me a damn poptart!
Hello Anthy(series)...........Damn you're black (looking at picture of Movie-Anthy)
What's for dinner?................Where the hell is the pizza dude?
Love................No,I meant Physically
I love you...........please do me
See? Now you try....
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I am Body Beautiful, baby . . . BITCH! I'm sexier than you.
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Lol just thought of another
Let's party.........Meet you in bed!!
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Would you like some coffee?-------------Lets Fuck!!
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It's sad to hear that. --------------- STFU, HOOKER. You're not the only one in the world with problems, you self-centered bitch!
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Can we just be friends?... that was the WORST sex I have EVER had...
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Ahhhhhh No, its not your fault...............THE FUCK IT IS!
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Original ==== Translation
Do these jeans make my ass look big? ==== You better say No and your flattery better sound convincing or you are gonna be in such deep caa-caa!
Yes I'm fine! ==== No I am not fine but if you don't try your darnest to get me to pour out my soul to find out whats wrong, then you don't really care you insensitive bastard!
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You're so beautiful........DAMN! You are FUCKING UGLY. And I'm NOT just saying that.
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Baby got back . . . DAMN! THAT BITCH GOTTA PHAT ASS!!! And I totally wanna tap it!
Pleased to meet you . . . If you so much as looking at my hot peice of man meat, bitch it's going down!
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Maybe we could just, you know, cuddle...AW, HELL NO! I am not taking ONE MORE look at you NASTY ASS until I am desperate!
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Nice Shoes--Let's fuck.
I love your dress--Let's fuck.
Have you seen Sleepless in Seattle?--Let's fuck?
I think I might have herpes--Let's fuck.
Hey, what's the answer to number three?--Let's fuck.
Man, I want some pop-tarts right now--Let's fuck.
I don't feel so good--Let's fuck.
Where did I put the dish detergent...--Let's fuck
Spare change?--Let's fuck
Do you have the time, my good sir?--Let's fuck
Those pants would look better on my bedroom floor--I was wondering if you would care to discuss the properties of an atom in conjunction to the air speed velocity of the original Wright brothers aerodynamic flight machine.
Tch. Men.
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Tell me if I'm going too fast........I put out for EVERYONE!!!11
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I'm sorry... IT'S YO FAULT BITCH!!!!!!
If you need anything, just call me!... If you so much as ask for a new roll of toilet paper, I'm gonna BEAT YO ASS!!!
I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment... I'm a sex maniac and I need me some new holes to fuck!
What's the matter?... O SHIT! Am I in trouble?
She's just a friend... She's just a fuckbuddy!
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That's hawt . . . BITCH- You stole my idea!
Hazzaaa!!! . . . Hazzzaa!!!
You have only two day's to live . . . HA! You've been punked!
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"I'd like to get to know you better..." ---- Take off your bra.
"Can't we settle this like rational beings?" ---- NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!
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You're such a fucking bitch. ------------------------------ I hate you, but I bet you'd be absolutely fantastic in bed.
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Yeah, it's a shame we never really talked. == I should've been fucking you six weeks ago.
I try to be nice but I just don't fit in here. ;.; == GOD AM I EVER A CUNT
It's that time of the month == You look bad in red.
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"I sympathize with your plight, friend." --- I HATE YOU *insert appropriate racial slur here*!!
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Lady Nilamarthiel wrote:
You're such a fucking bitch. ------------------------------ I hate you, but I bet you'd be absolutely fantastic in bed.
aha so thats what they meant!!
Can we just be friends ---------------------------------------------Please don't ever to speak me again, thank you.
How are you?-------------------------------------------I don't care really, just tell me whatever.
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"Can I buy you a drink?" --- How much alcohol does it take to get you in bed with me?
Last edited by BioKraze (04-25-2007 03:58:02 PM)
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