This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
No.
Am I thinking way too much?
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Yes.
Should I look into joining a Host Club or something of that nature?
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Yes, altough I'd make sure what the job would entail
My graduation is this friday should I expect some kind of prank?
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Yes, but you should also plan one of your own creation.
Should I go to the surprise birthday party of a sort-of friend that I kind of know on a surface level?
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Yes, but have a ninja exit plan in case it is awkward and weird.
Am I ever really going to need my stack of spare keyboards?
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No. Everyone uses a laptop now anyway.
Do I spend too much money on random crap?
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No. No one ever died saying "I wish I had spent less money on frivolous things." Well, except the guy who couldn't afford life-saving surgery. That guy questioned some of his choices.
Is "this sentence is false" false?
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As a paradox, both yes and no!
Should I play the Song of Time so I can turn in my forgotten research paper on time?
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Yes, but first you'd better craft the research paper into a mask, because otherwise it'll probably leave your inventory when you play the song. (Welcome to IRG!)
Is black the new black?
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No. Black is timeless so it can't be new.
Am I going to die of impatience before the newest Sims 3 expansion pack comes out tomorrow?
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Yes, and your computer will die upon attempting to run it once it does come out.
Will I ever be happy with medication-by-mail?
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Yes. You can get medical marijuana delivered to your door.
Are silver dollar pancakes worth a silver dollar?
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No.
Dijabingabeeralong?
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