This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Okay, just out of sheer boredom.... what New Years Resolutions do you think the Utena cast would make? All opinions are welcome!
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Miki: I resolve not to let my sister get such a rise out of me...
Kozue: *SNICKER*
Miki: ...What?
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Akio: To gain ten pounds.
Akio: To lose ten pounds.
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omg Akio haz b33r gu7z omg omg.
... shoot me now.
Kanae: TO LOOSE MY VIRGNITY DAMNIT.
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Juri: To finally master Keiko's hair straightening secrets.
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Nanami: To create a huge worldwide demand for ivory. *revenge is sweet!*
Tanaka, Yamaka and Suzuki: To take up boxing so they won't lose to a 10 year old boy...again.
Mikage: To buy a toaster that will turn itself off before it causes the poptart to ignite.
Chu-Chu: To get some of Anthy's curry, swap bodies with Wakaba and score some hot Tatsuya loving.
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Saionji: To get his driver's license so he isn't stuck in the side car of the moped again.
Wakaba: To dye her hair so she can look like one of the 'special' people. What color hasn't been taken yet?.. hmmm. How about neon green?
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Utena: To have a baby with Akio
Anthy: To get laser treatment for her eyes so that she no longer need glasses again.
Akio: Smash the tower and move his projector to underground.
Juri: Have her head shaved!
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Mitsuru: perfect that love potion to get Nanami to love him, or hit puberty . . . which ever comes first.
Akio: finish that dungeon he was building for his love sessions.
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Utena: To create "Utena-sama's Finishing School for Girls Who Want to be Princes".
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Juri: To be warmer and more accessible, to find a nice girlfriend, and to sprout wings and fly.
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Miki : to beat Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder !
Nanami : to try really hard for another egg
Shiori : to make Juri cry in public
Saionji : to win. At anything.
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Sevelle wrote:
Akio: finish that dungeon he was building for his love sessions.
Like he'd ever procrastinate on an issue like that.
Sadly I saw the 'dungeon' part and immediately thought your joke involved RPGs. Too much Xenosaga and FF12 for me.
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Akio: Settle down, have a family with that nice Kanae girl. Stop fucking underage girls. Be respectable.
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Touga: Settle down, have a family with that nice Keiko girl. Stop fucking underage girls. Be respectable.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Saionji: Take anger management classes. Settle down, have a family with that nice Wakaba girl. Stop beating underage girls. Be respectable
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Touché! I like that Akio and Touga's resolutions conveniently exclude anything about refraining from sex with men.
Saionji's rings depressingly true, though. Poor guy.
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I know. I was going to just redo the resolution when I realized that Wakaba probably wouldn't have him until he took those classes. And that "stop fucking" is not remotely accurate. Since he's probably still a virgin and all.
Wakaba: dye her hair purple and get a tan.
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Nanami: Run for government office. Establish law that allows a brother and sister to marry under certain circumstances.
Ruka: Provide sustenance for a wide variety of insects, annelids, and other subterranean creatures.
Tatsuya: Stop transferring in and out of schools after a couple of days. Work towards overcoming that bad timing problem. Learn to better interpret mixed signals from women.
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OnionPrince wrote:
Ruka: Provide sustenance for a wide variety of insects, annelids, and other subterranean creatures.
AHAHAHAHA ouch.
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Touga's New Year's Resolutions
1/ To take up a vow of chasity.
2/ To stop tormenting my sister and Saionji.
3/ To try and keep these resolutions to at least the 2nd of January this time.
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morosemocha wrote:
Wakaba: dye her hair purple and get a tan.
*snerk* You get a for that.
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Giovanna: I like that Akio and Touga's resolutions conveniently exclude anything about refraining from sex with men.
Saionji's New Year's Resolution:
Get laid by a girl. (I really dunno if Wakaba counts or not.)
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Tenjou_sailorsaturn wrote:
Utena: To have a baby with Akio
Anthy: To get laser treatment for her eyes so that she no longer need glasses again.
Akio: Smash the tower and move his projector to underground.
Juri: Have her head shaved!
Are you sure that this isn't your personal wishlist?
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