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#1 | Back to Top07-01-2009 08:01:36 PM
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Hypothetical last words
What would be your hypothetical last words?(Saw this topic on vampirefreaks and couldn't resist a thread)
And I also have to agree with one of the posts relating back to Rozz Williams,
"I will FUCK myself to death!"
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#2 | Back to Top07-02-2009 02:03:15 AM
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'But it tasted delicious.'
Akio, you have nice turns of phrase, but your points aren't clear and you have no textual support. I can't give this a passing grade.
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#3 | Back to Top07-02-2009 02:26:55 AM
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Ahahaha. Oh it makes me wonder what you would put in your mouth. 
(I know that's the point, I just think it's a swell one.)
So is this a game? Are only last words allowed or is this open up to discussion? Because I would have very different last words depending on my style of death. Murder would be greeted by a very hearty, "Go fuck yourself." Death due to old age would have something along the lines of telling everyone to do their best in life, and to be brave and kind. If I died in a horrific accident I'd want my family to know I loved them.
Never thought about this before, but I'm glad I've laid it out while I could. 
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#4 | Back to Top07-02-2009 02:55:12 AM
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"I've got 50 bucks riding on this. Don't fuck it up, man."
Or maybe "LOL I'm history in the making, gaiz!"
Yeah. Something along those lines.
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#5 | Back to Top07-02-2009 02:57:26 AM
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To the crying friends and relatives gathered around my death bed:
"Please lie and say that I came up with something incredibly profound and inspirational in this, my last earthly moment. Just say whatever works best for you to prove your point, in any given situation. And I fully approve my last-minute conversions to your religion of choice."
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#6 | Back to Top07-02-2009 03:06:46 AM
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Oh sharnii, hats off to you. I have to say your pre-death wit trumps mine absolutely.
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#7 | Back to Top07-02-2009 07:55:36 AM
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Here's a few.
"Hey guys, watch this!"
"Nah, helmets are for babies."
"Oh, come on, how hard could it be? It's just a chains--"
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#8 | Back to Top07-02-2009 08:34:37 AM
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Re: Hypothetical last words
Syora wrote:
Ahahaha. Oh it makes me wonder what you would put in your mouth.
So is this a game? Are only last words allowed or is this open up to discussion? Because I would have very different last words depending on my style of death. Murder would be greeted by a very hearty, "Go fuck yourself." Death due to old age would have something along the lines of telling everyone to do their best in life, and to be brave and kind. If I died in a horrific accident I'd want my family to know I loved them.
Never thought about this before, but I'm glad I've laid it out while I could.
You know what? lets just make it also a "Preferred way to Die" thread as well.
I already listed my cause of death
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#9 | Back to Top07-02-2009 12:39:53 PM
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I would want it to be an epic battle in the Sailor Moon vs Galactia style. I would die and still win in a triumphant blaze of kick ass and recklessness.
PS: But given the lack of magic and Sailor Senshi in this world, I would happily go your way instead.
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#10 | Back to Top07-02-2009 12:46:13 PM
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Assuming I get to witness Apocalypse, then when people are screaming in agony with fires and brimstones cast from the sky, I'm gonna sing, "I see blue skies *plane crashes into each other* and clouds of white *thunder* I see them bloom *explosions at random house near by* for me and you *people running out of the house on fire, screaming and rolling* And I said to myself *Someone screams, "SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY, HELP ME!!!!* What a wonderful world~~ *Random kid, "I WANT MY MOMMY!!!!*"
This scenario creeps even me, and I'm probably gonna go to hell for considering it
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#11 | Back to Top07-02-2009 02:38:32 PM
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"Syntax Error! Body Permanent Destruction Process Initialized"
"Get back to the surface, where the sunlight is so dazzling"
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#12 | Back to Top07-02-2009 03:04:38 PM
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"Holy shit, NOW?"
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#13 | Back to Top07-02-2009 03:28:49 PM
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"I always wanted to die laughing, but not because that joke was so bad!"
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#14 | Back to Top07-02-2009 03:33:58 PM
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"Yeah it is contagious, asshole."
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#15 | Back to Top07-02-2009 04:40:22 PM
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"Goddammit..."
"In this age, the mere example of non-conformity, the mere refusal to bend the knee to custom, is itself a service"
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#16 | Back to Top07-02-2009 04:57:21 PM
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*video taping last will and testament*
"..and the entirety of my 8 billion dollar industry goes to...urh...urk" *dies*
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#17 | Back to Top07-02-2009 05:00:29 PM
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What does this button do?
Whatever you find worthwhile in life, is worth fighting for!
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#18 | Back to Top07-02-2009 06:40:13 PM
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Syora: Oh sharnii, hats off to you. I have to say your pre-death wit trumps mine absolutely.
/bow & /hug
Mel: "..and the entirety of my 8 billion dollar industry goes to...urh...urk" *dies*
As for how I die? I'm emo enough over having to inevitably die one day as it is. 
I think I'll take something non-painful if possible. Like the tried and true dying in one's sleep.
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#19 | Back to Top07-06-2009 01:30:05 PM
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"It's the end of the wooorld as we know it! And I feel fine! No, really!!"
or:
"Tell my kids that I loved them and tell my bitch of stepmother that I hope her soul gets eaten by Chtulu or gets reincarnated as a lab test animal."
or:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, goodnight and good riddance!"
or:
"Wow, I see God and he's kissing a guy!"
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#21 | Back to Top07-07-2009 12:33:51 AM
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Anthiena: "Wow, I see God and he's kissing a guy!"
Risque! I like eet.
Upgrade is: "Wow, I see God and she's kissing a girl!"
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#22 | Back to Top07-07-2009 02:15:06 AM
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'Bye everybody!
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#23 | Back to Top07-07-2009 02:26:37 AM
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"Not cool, dude. Not. Cool."
"The cream of wheat is not done."
"Mm. I thought I'd be in Hawaii."
Just a few 
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#24 | Back to Top07-07-2009 06:10:54 AM
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"Are you videotaping this?"
It's a shame I wouldn't be around to edit my last artistic expression. 
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#25 | Back to Top07-07-2009 12:36:37 PM
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'You couldn't wait until I'd finished my cheesesteak?'
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