This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)

#26 | Back to Top01-27-2008 08:24:02 PM

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Re: Personal Canon

Adrasteia wrote:

There are actually over a dozen clones of Anthy who enjoy crossdressing and impersonating wives of 40 year old men.

...either that, or Anthy has extreme teleportation abilities. emot-rolleyes

You mean something like this?
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o50/spatulasama/tank_of_anthys.jpg

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#27 | Back to Top01-27-2008 08:30:36 PM

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Re: Personal Canon

Tamago wrote:

Adrasteia wrote:

There are actually over a dozen clones of Anthy who enjoy crossdressing and impersonating wives of 40 year old men.

...either that, or Anthy has extreme teleportation abilities. emot-rolleyes

You mean something like this?
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o50/ … anthys.jpg

How did I know someone was going to do that? emot-rofl


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#28 | Back to Top01-27-2008 09:41:22 PM

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Re: Personal Canon

Tamago always does that kind of stuff. It's because he's awesome like that.

And I still say that Chu-Chu is a pygmy marmoset. emot-tongue


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#29 | Back to Top01-27-2008 11:01:03 PM

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Re: Personal Canon

- Touga practices his hit lines in front of the mirror every day as part of his morning routine.

- Saionji skips class just as often as he skips student council meetings.

- He also has a very messy room and has lost that tiny, effing ring countless of times in it.  In fact, his current ring is just a tempera=painted mood ring.

-  Juri really did have a bowling-ball sized egg in that bag.

-  Akio has no day job.

-  Touga has a soft spot for cute, cuddly animals.

-  Saionji is the only member of the Kendo club.

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#30 | Back to Top01-27-2008 11:06:29 PM

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Re: Personal Canon

OnlyInThisLight wrote:

- Touga practices his hit lines in front of the mirror every day as part of his morning routine.

- Saionji skips class just as often as he skips student council meetings.

- He also has a very messy room and has lost that tiny, effing ring countless of times in it.  In fact, his current ring is just a tempera=painted mood ring.

-  Juri really did have a bowling-ball sized egg in that bag.

-  Akio has no day job.

-  Touga has a soft spot for cute, cuddly animals.

-  Saionji is the only member of the Kendo club.

Answers:

- I don't doubt it.

- Probably true.

- Also probably true.

- Is true.

- This is what he wants us to think...

- Totally. Kinda like Gwendal from Kyo Kara Maoh.

- Yes, he is. Because all of the other "normal" boy students know that he could kick their asses. emot-biggrin


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#31 | Back to Top01-28-2008 01:15:07 AM

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Re: Personal Canon

I bet Touga has floozies that act as a mirror.
In fact, I bet he has a room he hides from Nanami (Another trap door in a wall?!) that the furniture is made out of floozies.

That giant obelisk sundial thing in front of Utena and Anthy's dorm? The one we always see at night? (It's in both the movie and show... is it in the manga? I'm too lazy.) It symbolizes Akio's massive time controlling penis watching over and controlling them. It has a camera in it too I bet. Or Tsuwabuki.

The only thing that stops Akio from running around naked is that being clothesless is beneath him. (Well, he's almost always dressed when Anthy's naked. And he needs to keep SOME work formality.)

Mikage is an astrology and religion freak. He doesn't believe in them. He just feels he needs to know about such things. (Also possibly helps with work.)

All the students in the Utena movie wonder why the hell she's talking to herself.
or
Utena's dead. Wakaba was like... the only normal person who noticed her. And all the other student council members could see Anthy. It could possibly work!!
Err... yeah.

The Nanami Cow has the most delicious meat on earth- nay, the universe.

Akio doesn't drive a convertible. His car is just missing the roof.




...I don't take Miki and Kozue touching eachother as children as a person canon. I take it as FACT. school-devil

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#32 | Back to Top01-28-2008 12:00:32 PM

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Re: Personal Canon

Nanami is terrified of smoking-cigarettes, pot, the works.

Miki has Asperger Syndrome, only he is not clumsy like the rest of us. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger%27s_Syndrome

Kozue keeps a pack of Marlboros but never smokes them.

Kanae drinks Poppy tea to calm her nerves.

Anthy has a bed of Morning Glories and when visits to Akio are scheduled, she eats a hundred seeds she harvests from them.

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#33 | Back to Top01-28-2008 12:49:20 PM

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Re: Personal Canon

allegoriest wrote:

Akio doesn't drive a convertible. His car is just missing the roof.

The best suggestion so far. emot-rofl

I'll have you know that I wrote down all your bolded letters expecting them to spell something. emot-mad


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#34 | Back to Top01-28-2008 02:14:53 PM

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Re: Personal Canon

Well... err...
It obviously spells TUTTAMIA
It symbolises... everything. It's like roses.
It's a... religious reference. I swear. >__>    <__<

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#35 | Back to Top01-28-2008 02:47:43 PM

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Re: Personal Canon

Kozue was once quoted as saying "I like my men like I like my coffee; all grounded up having boiling water poured over them."

Juri has a major fetish for expensive shiny things like jewellery which she aquires by 'modeling'.  When she says modeling, she actually means serving as a 'plaything' for her secret sugar-daddy who lavishes her with jewels as a reward for being such a good little pet.

The reason Mikage didn't use Tatsuya as a Black Rose Duellist was simply because Wakaba was not one of the original duellists that Utena faced in the first arc.  It was as simple as that.

As revenge for treating her like a mere 'trophy' when she became 'engaged' to Touga, Anthy gave Touga a major case of impotence which contributed to his depression when Utena defeated him in the rematch.

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#36 | Back to Top01-28-2008 03:37:03 PM

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Re: Personal Canon

Anthiena wrote:

Miki has Asperger Syndrome, only he is not clumsy like the rest of us.

Hmm... Maybe. I think it's Mikage who's the real Aspie, though.

While we're diagnosing, I'd say that Saionji has some major bipolar to deal with. This might also be found in Shiori as well. Maybe even half the cast.

Utena is a likely candidate for some minor ADHD what with never being able to sit down or comprehend and focus on what's going on around her. I mean, really. Omelets at that time? emot-rolleyes

Kanae and "Non Verbal Learning Disability." It's hard to tell from the website, but from the kids I've met with it, who have trouble reading faces that aren't traditional (i.e. Someone constantly smiling) and are somewhat laid back in social situations ( while secretly a little bit manic), it kind of fits. I can't really explain it well, though. emot-redface

That's all I can think of right now...


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#37 | Back to Top01-29-2008 12:27:05 AM

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Re: Personal Canon

If Touga were a girl he'd have enormous E-cup breasts.

Saionji'd have C-cups.

school-devil


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#38 | Back to Top01-29-2008 01:16:01 AM

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Re: Personal Canon

Tamago wrote:

The reason Mikage didn't use Tatsuya as a Black Rose Duellist was simply because Wakaba was not one of the original duellists that Utena faced in the first arc.  It was as simple as that.

I have to say I always thought this...

And I'm with you all the way on what you've said, Naji.

Actually after some consideration I think it's highly likely that the entire male cast has Marfan Syndrome. I know Gio agrees with me on this. emot-tongue


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#39 | Back to Top01-29-2008 01:23:30 AM

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Re: Personal Canon

ShatteredMirror wrote:

Actually after some consideration I think it's highly likely that the entire male cast has Marfan Syndrome. I know Gio agrees with me on this. emot-tongue

...That's completely believable.

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#40 | Back to Top01-29-2008 01:25:49 AM

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Re: Personal Canon

I'm especially suspicious of the case with Ruka though, because it could account for his mysterious chronic illness, and the only character who's taller than him is Akio.


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#41 | Back to Top01-29-2008 01:37:42 AM

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Re: Personal Canon

That's actually one of our diseases in the Clue themed game that Red Angel is forcing me to make and I've gotten nowhere on.


And of course, it makes more since too, since some people with it apparently get other diseases on top of it, some of which could account for his supposed death.




...I think Ruka died. (This is because I love him too much.)

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#42 | Back to Top01-29-2008 01:44:16 AM

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Re: Personal Canon

I never doubted that he'd died. Everything he did would have been meaningless if he'd lived.

But yeah, other diseases can occur on top of it, but even alone, it's a nasty condition to have to deal with - after all, weakened aorta? If you're not careful, that can kill you on its own. Especially if it goes undetected, which in the case of some highly successful athletes it has.


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#43 | Back to Top01-29-2008 01:55:27 AM

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Re: Personal Canon

I've met MANY a person who says otherwise, and it makes me sad.


Yeah, my brother does SO much physical stuff and he knows he has it, and it makes me kinda miffed. He's just asking for it. emot-mad

...He also needs to cosplay one of the Utena guys since he like.... at least as tall as Akio. emot-gonk I haven't seen him and he's grown since he was Ruka height.




...Do you think Utena REALLY had her Akio-sex lunch?
I mean, Salmon, asaparagus and mayonaise? With the eggs? Salmon salad sandwiches?
I dunno about you, but I think I'd just miss that one meal.

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#44 | Back to Top01-29-2008 05:43:05 AM

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Re: Personal Canon

Ruka uses a special poptart hair gel from "Mikage Inc." to make his forelock so mutated through all the time of the series (that is, the episodes he shows in)


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#45 | Back to Top01-29-2008 12:53:04 PM

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Re: Personal Canon

-  The student council's uniforms are velcro.

-  Akio had to sell Touga's body countless times for gas money.

-  Akio's cake is a lie.

-  Utena is physically incapable of using a hairband. 

-  Saionji sleeps with his hair styled like Anthy's.

-  Chu Chu was created from the fabric of one of Akio's ties, which he breathed life into.

-  Anthy's favorite movie is Little Shop of Horrors.

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#46 | Back to Top01-29-2008 02:02:53 PM

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Re: Personal Canon

OnlyInThisLight wrote:

Akio's cake is a lie.

I knew it!

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#47 | Back to Top01-29-2008 06:57:52 PM

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Re: Personal Canon

Tamago wrote:

OnlyInThisLight wrote:

Akio's cake is a lie.

I knew it!

*nods fervently* It's written on the walls of Nemuro Hall.

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#48 | Back to Top01-29-2008 07:11:30 PM

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Re: Personal Canon

-All the students at Ohtori are completely oblivious to the ubiquitous phallic symbols at their school.

-The frills that appear on Utena's uniform during the transformation sequence give her +1 Armor Class.

-Akio's car breaks at least one law of thermodynamics.

-Long ago, when the duels first started, the Million Swords of Hate were covered in posion that was on fire. Anthy gets off easy these days.

-Tatsuya paid for a full semester at Ohtori but never got a refund after leaving.

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#49 | Back to Top01-29-2008 07:34:14 PM

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Re: Personal Canon

Anthy comes from the Naruto universe.

Anthy was the result of an early attempt by Orochimaru at creating a Jutsu for making powerful mystical swords.

Akio is in fact the reincarnation of Mr. Toad from ‘The Wind in the Willows’ which explains why he loves driving so recklessly in his Akio Mobile.

Anthy taught Akio how to do jutsu but his favourite jutsu is the Car Clone Jutsu which he invented himself.

In the Ohtori universe, the gene for being a special person is connected to the gene that controls hair colour which means that the more special you are, the more your hair colouring differs from the standard black or brown.

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#50 | Back to Top01-29-2008 07:41:23 PM

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Re: Personal Canon

allegoriest wrote:

I mean, Salmon, asaparagus and mayonaise? With the eggs? Salmon salad sandwiches?
I dunno about you, but I think I'd just miss that one meal.

Well I made a salmon and asparagus omelette and it was yummy... school-chef

(Tasted like troubled virgin!)

Ahem. My personal canon:

Akio is completely unable to maintain an erection unless there's something morally wrong with the act he's engaging in. This is why his fiancee is the least interesting person in the show for him.

(somewhat more seriously) Saionji masturbates almost constantly, and never without guilt. Wakaba masturbates almost constantly, and would probably not mind if someone found her impressive sex toy collection. (There's an adorably awkward but mushy fic somewhere in here.)

Miki has a vagina.


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