This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)

#2051 | Back to Top09-05-2013 07:21:07 PM

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Re: General SKUpidity

Katzenklavier wrote:

Guess that just means you'll have to start up where I left off! Eh? Eh?

*bites hankie* Oh believe me, I want to . . . but there's no way I can possibly duplicate your wondrous sexual prose emot-frown


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#2052 | Back to Top09-07-2013 06:54:51 PM

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Re: General SKUpidity

I have booze. If I drunkenly add to this story, I will post it, I promise!

Edit: My drunk is fail, it does not result in desire to write. Not bumping for this reason emot-mad


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#2053 | Back to Top09-11-2013 02:16:33 AM

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Re: General SKUpidity

Dude. I hate to bump this, but...my balls. They're so blue. They're in rigor mortis. You can't envelope them with those sort of promises, and then just leave them hanging in icy emptiness.

The only cure would be for you to get shitfaced again and immediately lather them with prurient purple prose.


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#2054 | Back to Top09-11-2013 02:55:36 AM

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I CAN'T. I'm on a spending diet as of tomorrow, no more booze!

Although, I could try getting really fucked up on prescription drugs....




I'll let you know, okay? emot-mad


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#2055 | Back to Top09-14-2013 09:01:11 PM

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Re: General SKUpidity

As your psych, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend.[/fearandloathingquotes]

Do whatever you must to complete our masterpiece. Only we can mast the great peak of literature and throb against God's cervix.


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#2056 | Back to Top09-19-2013 03:24:37 PM

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Re: General SKUpidity

Because I've been on a ASoIaF bent lately.

House Tenjou
Sigil: An unbroken ring
Words: "Strength and nobility"
Represented by Utena Tenjou, the last scion of her house, who has become Warden of the North despite her young age. She dreams of one day being the King in the North.

House Kiryuu
Sigil: An eggshell beginning to break
Words: "To change the world"
The wealthiest of the noble houses; Touga has recently been made a member of the Queensguard while Nanami is waiting to be married off to some nobleman.

House Ohtori
Sigil: A phoenix
Words: "Beyond the ends of the world"
Having gained control of the throne after centuries of political maneuvering, the upstart House Ohtori has grown stagnant and sedentary. Queen Kanae rules from King's Landing, but some suggest that her Qartheen husband is the real power behind the throne - not to mention his mysterious sister.

House Arisugawa
Sigil: An epee
Words: "Sharper than the thorns of death"
An ancient military family that holds dominion in the south. The young Juri has made clear her preference for the fairer sex, so some suspect her father may overlook her in favor of his bastard son Ruka.

House Saionji
Sigil: Three towers, upside-down
Words: "For all eternity"
The fiercely proud rulers of the Iron Islands. After their attempted insurrection was brutally crushed, the last surviving son Kyouichi was taken by the Kiryuus as a "ward" - in truth, a hostage. Those in the Iron Islands still dream of one day rising up and making themselves kings again.

House Kaoru
Sigil: A fledgling chick
Words: "Harmony and radiance"
A minor household, mainly infamous due to the not-even-trying-to-hide-it tension between its two youngest scions, Miki and Kozue. Their parents seek to marry off Miki as soon as possible just to prevent a scandal.

The other students would be knights, servants, etc.

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#2057 | Back to Top09-23-2013 04:00:48 PM

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Re: General SKUpidity

emot-gonk

Just promise us that Utena doesn't ever get a Red wedding. Ever.

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#2058 | Back to Top09-23-2013 11:49:59 PM

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Re: General SKUpidity

....


[Chu-Chu's head sewn onto Utena's body????? emot-gonk ]


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#2059 | Back to Top09-24-2013 10:17:10 AM

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This is amazing. And now I can't get the idea of Touga=Jaime and Nanami=Cersei stuck out of my head.


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#2060 | Back to Top09-24-2013 10:32:30 AM

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Re: General SKUpidity

As long as Saionji gets to keep his schlong.

By all means tie him up and beat him, though. Aww yiss. etc-saiowank


Akio, you have nice turns of phrase, but your points aren't clear and you have no textual support. I can't give this a passing grade.
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#2061 | Back to Top10-04-2013 07:48:01 PM

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Re: General SKUpidity

So, is this, bondage and blindfolded Saionji, who gets fucked every-witch way and then breaks free and slangs angry revenge cock in revenge, to his perpetrators? Including fisting, if so, I want to watch/ video this and make a huge pile of money! 

Katzenklavier wrote:

Yasha: Akio Hummer

Please tell me he'd be one of those guys who puts the novelty bull testicles on his car.

Not because he needs to compensate, but because he's one of the few guys who can advertise the reality.

Speaking of which, per the meme of sticking Sterling quotes to everything, I felt Archer/Utena was too good a match-up to pass up.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e320/ … 0068b0.jpg

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e320/ … 4864e4.jpg

Thank you, for this Archer\ duchess and Utena, mash-up, it is hot and ridiculous in an amazing way!

Oh, balls. I did not need to think about Akio and Archer, or Archer's Mom and Akio screwing...Damn!

Last edited by SexingTouga24/7/365 (10-04-2013 07:48:42 PM)


"If all the world is a stage and all the people players"...then I demand a less shitty part or the ability to get off of the stage. Slowly my sanity slides, slipping, swirling, spiraling...Save Me I need Sleep...Shattering Soon. school-devil "RukaxTouga equals the Fourth of July" MY patriotic celebration...FUCK ME TOUGA AND RUKA NOW!! etc-wankgirl etc-wankdude

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#2062 | Back to Top10-04-2013 09:04:33 PM

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Re: General SKUpidity

SexingTouga24/7/365 wrote:

Oh, balls. I did not need to think about Akio and Archer, or Archer's Mom and Akio screwing...Damn!

Okay, now the episode where they hire a black operative and Malory spend the entire episode writing a loosely-veiled romance novel between him and her called "Mandingo" is officially rewritten in my brain as featuring Akio. Headcanon now, can't be changed.


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#2063 | Back to Top10-21-2013 05:14:41 AM

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Re: General SKUpidity

I'm spending my time productively. emot-keke


http://ohtori.nu/forumstuff/imakiryuu.gif


OR...


http://ohtori.nu/forumstuff/tumblr_imakiryuu_original.gif


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#2064 | Back to Top10-21-2013 01:05:58 PM

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Re: General SKUpidity

So pimp it had to be double-posted! 'Cause Kiryuus just roll like that.


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#2065 | Back to Top10-22-2013 12:36:08 AM

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Re: General SKUpidity

How embarrassing.  The girl has stumbled on my MySpace page from 2007.  She's only neglected to include the infinitely looping mp3 that went with it.

Flash not detected

And so on.

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#2066 | Back to Top10-22-2013 03:03:18 AM

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Re: General SKUpidity

Goodness. You have terrible taste in music. emot-keke

[My vag speaks five different laguages and told your vag, "Bitch, make me a sandwich..."]


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#2067 | Back to Top10-23-2013 09:00:20 PM

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Re: General SKUpidity

Thanks for the current/ blast from the past, I am enjoying your productivity! emot-dance I think that the first one is the best of the 2, but if the bottom one was a few shades more intense it would work.

school-devil Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, Look at who it lured out!

emot-wink Also, Hello sexy! Nice of you to drop by.


"If all the world is a stage and all the people players"...then I demand a less shitty part or the ability to get off of the stage. Slowly my sanity slides, slipping, swirling, spiraling...Save Me I need Sleep...Shattering Soon. school-devil "RukaxTouga equals the Fourth of July" MY patriotic celebration...FUCK ME TOUGA AND RUKA NOW!! etc-wankgirl etc-wankdude

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#2068 | Back to Top02-06-2015 05:00:28 PM

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Re: General SKUpidity

From EM's Tumblr:



My question: why does it cut off right before the line "I want to kiss you like Prince?"  I mean, as SKU bait goes...

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#2069 | Back to Top02-09-2015 08:35:37 PM

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Re: General SKUpidity

Aww! That MMV made my inner Touga/Utena shipper all squealy.

***

http://s16.postimg.org/mtrqfq4xt/tougaroblowe2.jpg

http://s16.postimg.org/krr91h6yp/tougasupercreepy2.jpg

http://s16.postimg.org/epjmaziip/tougaroblowe3.jpg

http://s16.postimg.org/5mv53yirl/tougaswim2.jpg

http://s16.postimg.org/7q5kbmikh/tougaroblowe4.jpg

http://s16.postimg.org/dptbfa3cx/tougasmellhair2.jpg

Don't be like Super Creepy Touga. Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirectTV today! poptart


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#2070 | Back to Top04-03-2015 05:36:34 AM

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Re: General SKUpidity

That's awesome...super creepy Touga.  emot-rofl

I made this today.  Enjoy!  emot-keke

http://s28.postimg.org/mifu6z16x/slapped.jpg

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#2071 | Back to Top04-16-2015 07:39:34 PM

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Re: General SKUpidity


"Depression, the bereavement of the Past
Anxiety, the imminence of the Future
Contentment, the seduction of the Present
Time flows mercilessly, and I reside on the Island of Denial"

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#2072 | Back to Top04-16-2015 08:05:52 PM

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Re: General SKUpidity

http://s12.postimg.org/opac8vdx5/Slide6.jpg

http://s12.postimg.org/szp04gj09/Slide5.jpg

http://s12.postimg.org/d2q87qqm1/Slide4.jpg

http://s12.postimg.org/i427mung9/Slide3.jpg

http://s12.postimg.org/e8ytka4ah/Slide2.jpg

http://s12.postimg.org/wym7na7nd/Slide1.jpg

I was bored, okay?


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Anxiety, the imminence of the Future
Contentment, the seduction of the Present
Time flows mercilessly, and I reside on the Island of Denial"

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#2073 | Back to Top04-17-2015 01:10:46 PM

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Re: General SKUpidity

Ha! Looks like Tsuwabuki's dreams are finally going to come true.


Moar DIRECTTV SKU parodies:

http://s16.postimg.org/de67to00x/kozueroblowe1.jpg

http://s1.postimg.org/dd6khd9hn/mikicable.jpg

http://s12.postimg.org/q0p17fyd5/kozueedit.jpg

http://s11.postimg.org/kj9am3ejz/mikicable2.jpg

http://s14.postimg.org/51m7qmdnh/mikicable3.jpg

http://s9.postimg.org/7ym1zoj3v/kozueroblowe3.jpg

http://s1.postimg.org/hmkhb0rij/mikicable4.jpg


Don't be like our painfully awkward Miki. Get rid of cable and upgrade to DIRECTTV today! poptart

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