This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Chad:*Looks at Juri weirdly* Ooookay...*sees Miki and strolls over to him* Sup Mikster?
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Miki: Oh, hello. Want to..uh...look at naked women with me? *tries so hard to initiate a "straight" conversation*
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Chad: Sure dude. *Looks at the naked women, not noticing Miki looking at him*
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Miki: Uh...yes, of course. Um,...what is hooters?
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*Kozue walks up, topless* Kozue: These is hooters! *presses her boobs into her brother's face*
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Chad: *Smacks Miki upside the head* Man, hit that! What are you waiting for?
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Miki: *flushes horribly* She's my s-sister!
Chad: Fine, then! I'mma hit that!!!!!!!!! *jumps on Kozue*
*Shiori walks up*
Shiori:...Juri's over there.....C'mere, Miki!
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Miki: "Now thats an ass I can hit! *undoes his belt* "I hope Juri can forgive me but I REALLY need to bury this bone right now."
Shiori: "Hey Miki," *she coos seducively* "guess what I'm not wearing?" *She lays back on the chair and lifts up a leg as she spreads them to reveal a lack of panties. Juri sees Shiori's glory hole and rushes out as she covers her nose.*
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Shiori: Uh uh! Not for you, Juri! I'mma make you watch while I let Miki pork me!
*Shiori kicks Juri to the floor and Miki jumps onto Shiori in her place. They proceed with bumping uglies while Juri watches, puking in her mouth a few times*
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Juri: *Crying on the floor* I"m supposed to be boning Shiori.
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Akio: If you'd like...we can go to...the IHOP? *looks over at Chad who nods and gives him the thumbs up, never missing a beat with Kozue* Yes, the IHOP!
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Juri: "Why oh why couldn't I be dtraight, then I could have actually enjoyed having men want me so bad, instead I'm pining away for someone who will never be had by me, its not fair." *angsting*
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Juri: IHOP? Show me this IHOP.
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Akio *to Chad* YOU SAID THAT THE IHOP WOULD WORK!!!!!
(It's funny, cuz he doesn't understand...lol)
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Chad: Dude, chilleth. It does work. Try again.
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Akio: *to Juri* Yes, then. I will take you to the IHOP. *leans over to Chad, wo's still pounding Kozue* And now I take her?
Chad: And now you take her.
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(International House of Pancakes, totally. lol)
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Akio: No, I think tha you're the one who...sucks. *giggles at his pun*
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Akio: *bows his head in shame* Yeah...
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