Amsterdam, hamsters are

screaming at

one word story.

This is going to be EPIC! We seriously need to make an illustrated book of these, no?

O? I see it going more like this...

ME: *sitting at comic convention* YAY!
DUDE: O... hey, are you here because you like comics or somethin?
ME: I DRAW PICTURES!!!!! YAAAY!!!!!!!!
DUDE: >.> walk... away... slowly...

((WTF?!))

Utena and Touga

oh....ne're mind...

Hmmm heres a name for a book we could make this into.....In the Rose Garden's Big Book of Nonsense;SKU Style

Yasha wrote:

Epi_lepsia wrote:

the one who invented the english

Epi, I'ma spank you! The limit's set at three words.

Sorry u_u in spanish it's three words, the translation kicks meh.

Sorry that I couldn't write this one down. I wrote the first few pages, but then I started to have trouble typing during some of the time that it was going on, so I couldn't follow along with it. I'm sorry, I really should have mentioned that sooner, but I figured that I might not have to since I never specifically said I would.

I'll write down the next one, though. Sorry for the inconvenience.

It took me a while but I have put together Chapter 3 of this Epic Novel after I fixed the spelling, added and took away the odd puntuation mark or word and paragraphed it.

Chapter 3

The throbbing, pulsating absolute destiny apocalypse rode his tricycle upwards into the swirling whirlpool of gay roses which only screamed when Freudian hobbits stormed the region, clad in nothing but smiles.

Unknowing the doom within, Juri opened her vagina, which consumed all virgin girls but not dear deer Mr. Bowjangles. As monkey Akio found his missing banana cock, he started to massage the potassium rich rapier of love carefully. Monkey Juri then jumped Monkey Shiori's pulsating banana dildo, stroking her eyeballs with fervor unseen by Miki, who timed between repetitions of folding laundry and stroking his stopwatch while turkey basting.

Meanwhile, in the cocktower cave the duel bells chimed an annoying fergalicious song, 'Acky Breaky Heart', which annoyed all cows and chickens within 25 kilometres. Monkey Nanami found the silvery dildo stuck inside Monkey Saionji's bum, and she grew a flower from her perky appendix of horrific cuteness.

Anthy ran to the duelling menagerie, charged with hadoken power (stolen from Ryu) and crushes seven chickens to make KFC for the monkeys. Akio licked all the while he baked Pillsbury toaster pastries for the surviving clansmen of the milling livestock. Philosophically, it's important that for Chu-Chu that he burnt a Pop-tart everyday to symbolize incestuous relationships between the Himemiya families. This was Chu-chu's final plan for the absolute domination of  Utena's panties. Chu-Chu was eternally lusting after Utena, running backwards into Saionji's face in his diabolical chicken fight!

While the monkeyfied was unwatched by all, who were interested in the interesting new monkey duels. Monkey Utena vs. Monkey Juri; jello-wrestling and wearing nothing. Monkey Miki flicked his poo at Monkey Kozue, Monkey Kozue reacted by stripping and chattering obscenities that made Miki really horny for ‘milkshakes’. As the incestuous couple copulate, Utena stabs Juri. The wound oozes banana juice, oddly enough. The lesbian continues the duel.

Which lesbian, they wondered, and Shiori was strangely turned into Keropon! "In the name of the cheese products, I will eat you." as she transformed Monkey Touga into a pregnant clock tower. (Yes, the clock tower is organic now, as it should've been all this time) Shiori's face was stapled to her lips that belonged to the frog.  "The Final Countdown" began as duel ends... Ten seconds later, Monkey Juri suddenly fell to Chu-Chu’s soiled underwear of evil.   

Elephants use sheep as earmuffs as protection against the sounds of drowning kittens that cursed them to an eternity with gonosyphiherpelaids on their gonads. Miki cried “Oh Dios! Why do fools fall for my hot, pedo-bait ass like  lolikon addicts do?"  He was then asked to drink poison apple cider as a manhood test because Kanae needed proof she wasn't in the closet like Juri was.  Sadly for Miki, Nanami's panties were more masculine flavoured than his panties and he failed miserably.   

Meanwhile in the rainbow shadows, Anthy searches for a cookie cutter to kill her nemesis, the vicious, fluffy, cerulean, pretty pretty, My Little Pony. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)  Anthy would use the cookie cutter to magically cookie cut it's heart of pixie dust that created flames when she served with a smile.   

Poo flinging monkeys dissolved into delicious gingerbread monkeys! This was obviously another sexually charged communist plot by Anthy, still human.

"I see nuffing... wrong with booming a truckload of elephants!" screamed Nanami, flustered after mooning frat boys high on crack and dandelions roaring with orgasmic delight.  The afterglow created many tiny strands of spaghetti and Nanami mayonnaise.

A fapping sound could be heard distinctly through the sewer tunnels as Gingerbread Touga moans 'kneading his dough' because Utena bent it kinda funny.  Under the sea, Saionji, who invented plastique tampons was smacked hard, by Pedobear. 

"The hell?!" Touga sang merrily, and Shiori, with her massive dildo, makes campfires out of flaming semen aimed towards Juri.

Bubblewrap fetishists convened to rally for the Akio Pimp to beat Anthy in tiddlywinks, with his demonic ‘horn’ of supreme retarded, sexiness notwithstanding. 

The duel in underwear screaming of ungodly destruction of life and claiming virginity with a spouse (god damn shame), among other trifles such as pickled lesbian or gay marriages. 

The unholy Hammer of Hades crushed a picket fence and his bread, narrowly missing his ant farm and his genitals.  At the same time he squealed into Wakaba’s ear in excruciating pain, that made Wakaba do the hussle and beetles began crawling over Juri’s locket which was damped in Anthy’s curry, much to Chu-Chu’s perverse pleasure.

Some pickled secret panties found their way to the dueling basketball disco room where fire sprinklers paraded, naked over the hordes of flaming fanbois as Akio sprays generous amounts of weasels to gnaw lettuce trains from Anthy’s pantry.  Suspicious, Utena carries a candlestick in the shape of croissant, a holy croissant of the lesbian nuns starts spitting creams . Utena shrieks as drunk Anthy does unspeakable lickings to the lesbian nuns.  The cream spills on a bat which flaps away like a turkey in the roaster. 

"Gogai gei shouboushi!" (Japanese for 'extra gay fire-fighter') C-ko dashes through the yellow snow, her long, flowing melted marshmallows exploding cum, onto a visibly twisted super penguin of DOOM.  The penguin combusts! OH NOES!! Anthy's animals mourned the penguin's demise when Chu-Chu farted loudly and sang gospel from the book of cowboy Dios like Judge Judy. 

Oh, the HORROR! is what she screamed upon discovering that Akio fucked her as Anthy collected her super crack pipe of Dios filled with crack and buttercups. Chu-Chu got angry at the lack of hot, nubile crack whores spying on Akio and his sexploits and dreams of hosing Utena and Anthy at once.  Mongooses were flying at supersonic velocity searching for sex with little white large googly eyes and long antennae made of suggestive phallic references to lesbian marriages.

However, the ants saw it all through a battered keg of whoop-ass to pound Touga cakes covered in flour and daisies.

Akio was fucking bellybutton lint delicately into poor and fat Keropon, low on crack and Toberones.  Akio and Touga dance the cancan while sipping pig's big fat ass...... monkey brains.  People threw things at Anthy as she ate pie cheese cake so they can wheel away the illegally imported stem cells that began to turn into gigantic fetuses who eats Akio's golden hub caps.

Meanwhile, some cakes were totally into kink were knitting an apron made from shredded cheese rolling downhill in slow motion, smashing on Akio’s fine collection of carnival mirrors for watching 70s pornos in distorted shapes and colours. 

The unearthly sky fell down on Juri’s croissant hair.  It touched pastry, leaving behind traces of creamy yet disturbingly sticky tomato soup, which blazes like Madonna when drenched in fire… as chickens bounce to jazz music with Akio humping the furniture in a desolate shark-infested, sushi restaurant.  The chef accidentally molested a sea urchin and faced charges of 1st degree clam chowder.  Clams swear revenge upon crossdressers and target Juri.

Mr. Mongoose yawned because watching a monkey fling poo gets boring after a few beers and fifty doses of pig wings.  Anthy casts a sex spell turning Juri into a horny bandicoot who is undeniably fixated on humping Touga’s ‘third leg’ which is disturbingly hairy.  Hair Removal Penguins gnaw on his innards only to realize that they're supposed to add salt and turps to their toilet soup. 

Squeaky urinal cakes find Miki fucking a clone of himself shamelessly while Kozue sets afire their discarded clothing in Nanami's bed, immediately exposing Touga pictures of questionable content involving acid trips.   Osama hid in Akio's projector living on Pop-tarts and rose crack while picking lint from his codpiece. 

Anthy discovers that tongue depressors make the best Pop-tart scoopers covered with crumbs of flying Toasters and pigs, but Amish Clowns never give up, even faced with semen filled smoke alarms.  Erotically, Akio clipped his toenails thinking that his package would be ‘enhanced’ by stuffing his nostrils with egg.  But zit cream never fills the cavities of Mitsuru's banana. 

His longing for Bubblewrap made Chu-Chu angry.  The devious rodent of questionable origin, sent rocket launchers straight to Juri's jewelry chambers.  There, the explosives glittered like radioactive bling bling, confusing the lesbian Pop-tart spokesperson into stabbing a Shiori clone when screwing Touga and Akio forcefully with twin Speedos made of naugahyde.  Elvis was shocked.  Nanami was not impressed. Ruka was fapping in synch with the motor scooter mud wrestling piggy.

Ultimately, it all boiled down to spooning a great big glob of semen flavoured ribs which smelled terrible and needed helicopters to send to Mars. 

Henceforth, the Cocktower will be called Akio's Funhouse & Boutique, and the aliens lick the top of the phallic-shaped car ornament impregnated with bisexual underwear gnomes who enjoy maniac-dancing three-legged Darwin dogs.   The solution Utena proposes to Saionji's impotence is a special retard on crack with ‘special abilities’ like destruction of Anthy's snail collections.

Touga licks a carrot looking strangely at drunk Kozue, who was frolicking in Miki's bedsheets.  Anthy rediscovers her virginity in the blooms of Kanae's throw rug of symbolic placement where Dung beetle sacrificed Akio's anus to Cancer Duck and the majestic Starfish Emperor Wang push up bra.   The sleeping weasel was rudely awakened because the French celebrated Bastille Day by eating live wormholes full of crack and alcohol, and drunken Utena pulled the plug on Mamiya. 

All along the watchtower, the sky rains Bob Dylan to stop dugongs from catching Akio in his state of extremely sexy sex inside Arnie's mailbox. 

Touga fought in Hello Kitty boxers in a war against kangaroos that destroyed Jupiter.  The angry Jovians (Supposedly what we'd call the aliens living in Jupiter) retaliated with bubble butts.  The confused duellists ran from the smell of a thousand hygienically lacking fangirls.  As they recovered, the anal wounds started to emit radioactive waves into Tatsuya's brain, giving him nymphomania in the kidneys and left testicle.

Unknown to Wakaba, she was the weirdest of them all. f

Touga was incredibly overwhelmed by floozies and fucking Utena. 

Nuts are best sprinkled on caramel Koalas with powdered sugar and pot while llamas chew cud playing GTA:SA and the Sims2 characters crawl out from under rocks.  Sim-Shiori ate a pickle suggestively in front of a mailbox where garden gnomes tested their strength pulling each other's throbbing cocks, licking salty tequila glasses with Pop-tart freshness and the power of Dios was break-dancing on the platform and spilt some delicious turkey sandwiches with salad dressing all over their testicles.

Spawning a wave of fruit mutants with tangy Tang, the drink that turns on lesbian lumberjack nuns in SPAAAAACE!

A musical of Jamiroquai, tap-dancing, twirling and the interpretive dancing midgets visited Ohtori to kill Chu-Chu.  Their mission failed due to bladder problems caused by incontinence.  Utena injected Draino into her uvula, making her commit to a serious mission to bring back disco and sexy too.   Drugs are on the table of loving lesbians, who knit and pose in bloomers quite seductively but they lacked teeth as sexy ladies lacking in bananas ate their brains. 

Giovanna questioned the morality of incest under a flowery bunch of coconuts (tweedle dee dee) big ones, small chocolate bon-bons big as your head! 

In Amsterdam, hamsters are privately screaming at the one who invented the English one word story.

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In Amsterdam, hamsters are privately screaming at the one who invented the English one word story.


I CONCUR.

Just read the chapter. The most random yet, I must say. I think we've done our homeworks