This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
#1 | Back to Top02-06-2010 07:27:26 AM
Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian...
The girl I'm dating sent me this, I think to cheer me up from the flack I'm getting at the moment from various religious friends.
It's satirical...I know it made me grin. 
Enjoy if you like satire.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/ga … e_might_be
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#2 | Back to Top02-06-2010 12:22:47 PM
- Asfalolh
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Re: Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian...
This reminded me of a new Facebook group called (in Spanish) "Gay Marriage is found guilty of the disparition of dinosaurs", which I just joined.
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#3 | Back to Top02-06-2010 02:45:41 PM
- spoon-san
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Re: Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian...
Funny since, from my pov, the only thing that makes people want to do that is through community pressure, fear and manipulation, and similar programming methods. I personally think it's odder to want to go to those extremes than experiencing same sex feelings.
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#4 | Back to Top02-06-2010 03:42:55 PM
- chrisb
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Re: Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian...
LOL that was a nice little article there.
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#5 | Back to Top02-06-2010 08:56:48 PM
- Malacoda
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Re: Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian...
Now that's Onion satire at it's finest.
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#6 | Back to Top02-07-2010 05:44:10 PM
Re: Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian...
Reading some Jack Chick will either straighten him out (no pun intended) or warp him even further.
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#7 | Back to Top02-07-2010 07:29:37 PM
- Aya
- Unfulfilled Juror
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Re: Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian...
I love the Onion. I'd marry the newspaper if I could.
Yes, I did it because I was bored. So?
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#8 | Back to Top02-07-2010 09:33:06 PM
- KillerxXxQueen
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Re: Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian...
Would you have onion babies? ...The Onion Prince, perhaps? (forgive me. Once the neural connection was made...)
"Reason I know is only a drug and, as such, its effects are never permanent."
--Hope Mirrlees, Lud-in-the-Mist
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#10 | Back to Top02-08-2010 06:47:56 AM
Re: Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian...
Asfalolh: This reminded me of a new Facebook group called (in Spanish) "Gay Marriage is found guilty of the disparition of dinosaurs", which I just joined. emot-biggrin
Wow I want to join too! 
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#11 | Back to Top02-11-2010 07:05:41 PM
- hollow_rose
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Re: Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian...
Bwahah that's hilarious. I love the onion.
20 threads dead so far.
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#12 | Back to Top02-12-2010 10:59:01 PM
- LectitoErgoSum
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Re: Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian...
*snerk*
The Onion always hits just the right note.
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#13 | Back to Top02-13-2010 12:52:15 AM
- Aya
- Unfulfilled Juror
- From: In a cold place
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Re: Gay Teen Worried He Might Be Christian...
KillerxXxQueen wrote:
Would you have onion babies? ...The Onion Prince, perhaps? (forgive me. Once the neural connection was made...)
If only I would be so lucky.
Yes, I did it because I was bored. So?
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