 
		This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)

Two options. "Coffee or tea?" or "Cocaine or Fanta?" and the like. You've got to pick one. Then you pose the next options and the following person... et cetera.
Monkeys or strawberry ice cream?
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Soy milk. 
Singing or dancing?
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Oooh! Donwannachooose! Um... dancing.
Nap or snack?
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Snack.
Peanut butter or caramel?
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caramel
steak or lobster?
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Steak.
Biscuits or cornbread?
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Cornbread. 
The Colbert Report or the Daily Show?
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The Colbert Report
Labyrinth or The Dark Crystal?
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Labyrinth.
Sun or shade?
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Shade.
Sink or swim?
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swim
headcrab or facehugger?
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Headcrab. At least you don't get a face full of alien wing-wong.
Swords or guns?
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satyreyes wrote:
Swords.
Kill your treacherous uncle in order to avenge your father, or live out the rest of your life in a cushy castle with your devoted girlfriend?
Kill yer uncle. Your girlfriend's going to throw herself in a river anyway.
Chewy candy or hard candy?
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Chewy.
Evangelion or Escaflowne?
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Evangelion.
Android or iOS?
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Android. 
Getting bitten by a snake or getting bitten by a spider?
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Getting eaten by a spider.
Watching all of PewDiePie's videos or eating 16 oz of glass?
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Watching the videos.
Slow but reliable Internet connection or fast but dodgy Internet connection?
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Slow but reliable. I've seen what happens at my work when it's the other way around.
Speakers or headphones?
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Headphones
Winter or Spring?
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Spring. Don't want to deal with winter visitors.
Juri/Saionji or Nanami/Miki?
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Nanami/Miki. But "eww" though. 
Catherine or Katherine?
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As Anne of Green Gables says, Catherine looks smug, and Katherine looks gypsy-ish. Katherine please.
Eyes or hands?
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