This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Here is a new little game from me similar to the caption contest, but on a bit different rules. You need to ask a question related to Utena world, starting with "What would you do if...." (E.G What would you do if your sister thought , that she has laid an egg?), and the other forum users give an answer (funny, serious, non-related to Utena, whatever you like). After a week or twoI proclaim the author of the best answer, and he asks the next question. you may post only one answer for one question. LET THE GAME BEGIN:
What would you do if Ikuhara told you that the Utena series is a mirage?
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Nanami's Rose Groom wrote:
Here is a new little game from me similar to the caption contest, but on a bit different rules. You need to ask a question related to Utena world, starting with "What would you do if...." (E.G What would you do if your sister thought , that she has laid an egg?), and the other forum users give an answer (funny, serious, non-related to Utena, whatever you like). After a week or twoI proclaim the author of the best answer, and he asks the next question. you may post only one answer for one question. LET THE GAME BEGIN:
What would you do if Ikuhara told you that the Utena series is a mirage?
I'd smile, nod, and say, "Well, isn't that nice?" Since there is about as much truth to that as anything else he's ever said regarding Utena. Then I'd go back to thinking of the series in the same way I love it.
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I'd ask for a glass of water.
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"Like the castle in the sky?"
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"Well, thank you. It's the sexiest mirage ever."
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...You mean it isn't?
(no seriously, is really isn't? )
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I'd calmly and politely remind him that he is not Akio, no matter how much he wishes he was, and then I'd return to watching SKU.
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Nanami's Rose Groom wrote:
What would you do if Ikuhara told you that the Utena series is a mirage?
With that bit of information, I'd graciously say to him: "Well then, that explains a lot!"
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I would ask him if he could refer me to a therapist who is well-trained at handling patients with schizophrenia, only to decline his offer to see his own therapist, because I know all to well that whoever he sees has done of poor job of keeping him from seeing that little girl who wants to be a prince.
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"and the cake is a lie."
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I would get high and watch it all over again and see if the effects stack.
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"and there is no spoon..."
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I'd probably give him a Gendo Ikari-like stare and just wait silently until he left.
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"Keep telling yourself that."
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KissingT.Kiryuu wrote:
"and the cake is a lie."
Excellent test subject!
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Nanami's Rose Groom wrote:
What would you do if Ikuhara told you that the Utena series is a mirage?
"No shit, sherlock. Men as sexy as this are obviously not real. Dumb ass."
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Nanami's Rose Groom wrote:
What would you do if Ikuhara told you that the Utena series is a mirage?
I'd hand him a rose and challenge him to a duel.
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dollface wrote:
I'd probably give him a Gendo Ikari-like stare and just wait silently until he left.
Heh, I'd pay to see that! Don't forget to add gleaming yellow lenses glasses to make it even more Gendo-like!
I'd say "So what else is new."
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Now wouldn't it be trippy if he meant, the television show didn't actually exist, and we've all invented it out of whole cloth into our 'reality'... because Ikuhaha *would* love to suggest that we ourselves have wished this show into being, for our own mental satisfaction...
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"Ohhhh ... like Movie!Akio's penis?"
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Rae wrote:
"Ohhhh ... like Movie!Akio's penis?"
Oooh, low blow.
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Sorry you had to wait, but the first round is finally over. I decided that it would be much more just if you PM me the votes, just like in the caption contest. I'll be home that week and I'll proclaim the winner, who will have the right to ask the next question. remember you can't vote on your captions, and you can send only one vote.
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