This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
(somebody hit me in the head if this is too offensive)
Only if you dual-classed from Catholic priest.
How come there are so many penis monsters in hentai and no vagina monsters?
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Because vaginas look like biological experiments gone terribly wrong. They would be much too scary. Penises on the other hand, just look funny, so no scare factor there.
Is making out with my bestie for money at a convention while dressed up as Ceras Victoria and she's dressed as Integra a good idea?
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Yes because those two are a hot enough pairing to please the guys and gals, and it would be the closest thing to seeing it actually happen. (that does sound hot, btw)
Why wasn't Bush ever impeached? (couldn't think of anything better)
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Because redneck American hicks somehow had hope for him.
(I'm American. So I can make fun of other Americans. )
Why is 7up called 7up?
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Because it is...THE UNCOLA (tm).
Why am I getting spam from AOL that I can't report as spam because it's coming from AOL?
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Oh, I ate them. Don't bother looking any more.
Why do I bother?
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He should not have taken my comfy chair!
Did you ever think that I would have stuck around long enough in IRG to make over one thousand posts?
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hyacinth_black wrote:
Because vaginas look like biological experiments gone terribly wrong. They would be much too scary. Penises on the other hand, just look funny, so no scare factor there.
Is making out with my bestie for money at a convention while dressed up as Ceras Victoria and she's dressed as Integra a good idea?
There is one Vag monster its in Wicked City.
Bump.
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Seriously, who the fuck was phone?!
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A child with parents who think up shitty names for their kids.
Do I need to lay the smack down on your scrawny arse?
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Hai, please, Santie Clause!!
If anime characters have to shout their attack name as they make an attack, what would happen, in an all out free for all, if somebody screamed so much and suddenly lost their voice?
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Of course. The answer seems most logical.
Why won't 'they' let me divide by zero?
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Because that is the secret of life...
Will I become one of those vagina monsters? because that sounds scary :\
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Yes you will become a /b/ meme for sure.
Are you disturbed by this knowledge?
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7
amirite?
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No you are not Amish.
Are you a troll?
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I havent found out myself so well both be surprised
If I let you go, you think you could fly? (points to anyone who knows that quote)
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The answer is unequivocally .
Can I dance magic dance?
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Only if you smoked the magic mushrooms.
Are you tripping man?
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The Colors!
Wanna do the safety dance?
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