Nanami: Now it's time for operation "Anthy is a weirdo who keeps snails in her pencil box"! To prove this I am going to take this snail here and put it in her pencil box, which is probably already overflowing with snails and neither Utena or Miki will find this weird for some reason. Well here I go. Anthy, may I borrow your pencil box?

*Nanami attempts to insert the snail into the pencil box but fails due to snail overload*

Nanami: "EEK!"

Miki: "Its lucky for you Anthy that I am Not a member of PETA otherwise I would be pouring fuel all over this room and setting it alight for your animal crueiity, but since I am not and I want to get into your panties even if I am too shy to even admit such a thingm I will say its cute instead."

Anthy: I know, Utena-sama, but considering the fact that my brother's been sexually molesting me for years now, isn't it only natural that I'm phsuchologically damaged enough to be an animal abuser?

*Nanami goes to put a snake in the drawer, but the snake is eaten by a mongoose*

Miki: I'm going to say exactly the same thing I said last time for tha same exact reasons!

Utena: Seriously, Anthy? No wonder you're a friendless freak. If I didn't want to bang you so much, I totally wouldn't put up with yer shit!

A_Man: Miki: *playing the Sunlit Garden on the piano* This song reminds me of my innocent childhood when I would play the piano with my sister Kozue. She doesn't know it, but I was the one who sent her that love letter that inspired her to keep playing even though she really sucked. I just liked being beside her so I could fantasize about her like I am right now while playing this song.

Hilarious. Especially the final line!

Utena: Awww. Repressing pain with a furry animal. That's so cute!
*fakes a yawn to mutter behind hand*
And by cute I man messed up and weird.

Miki: Awwwwwwww. Repressing sibbling affection with a hobby. That's so cute!
*fans blushing face and mutters*
And a really good idea. I feel like playing the piano.

*Nanami faints. Then miraculously revives in under 5 seconds. This is lucky because everybody ignored her fainting fit.*

Utena: Huh? Wha? Huh? I have no idea how to solve this maths problem. Cos I'm so dumb, don'tcha know.

Miki: You add 1 and 1 together. Here, use your fingers like this. 1 + 1 finger equals?

Utena: Um... Um...

*Nanami has a satisfying fantasy (again) about the Octopus she is feeling up behind her back, in latex gloves no less.*

Nanami (thinking): Eeeeeeeeee! This time Himemiya Anthy will be revealed as the freak she is! Eeeeeeeeeee! Ah ha ha! Ha ha! God, that will be so hot! My underpants are wet...

Utena: Anthy, what have I told you about putting things in the closet that physically couldn't fit in there anyway? Besides that, Nanami, could you please just sit your ass down so I can learn something! I'm hardly ever in class as it is even though I live at a school.

Anthy: Ha ha ha! Oh, you...

Miki: Isn't the Chairman your brother, Anthy?

Anthy: Yes he is. He lives in a giant cocktower.

Nanami: Don't any of you care that I'm being raped by a tentacle monster over here?

Nanami: *sighs as she frees herself* Well all that being raped by tentacles has made me hungry. *pulls out her bento to find Chu-Chu has eaten it* Don't tell me know all I'll get is Anthy's shaved ice?

Utena: Whatever, I'm just hungry so I'll eat it regardless.

Miki: If I eat it, maybe Himemiya-san will like me more.

Nanami: Now I see why you two don't find her weird, you're both weird yourself.

Nanami: Well I refuse to eat this crap!

Anthy: *gets up and leaves at this point and goes to the other room sitting at the piano bench* *thinking* I knew I should have made takoyaki, although it probably wouldn't have made much of a difference.

Utena: Wow, this song is good. I never knew Himemiya could play that piano, even though I've been living with her for almost 3 episodes now.

Miki: This is the same song I played with Kozue when we were young, Using that logic, Himemiya-san must be my new sister who I'll have sex with since incest is so popular on this show. Now I must win her from Utena.

Nanami: *thinking* These two are perverts, I know it!

---Next Episode---

Miki: *sitting in piano room looking at stop watch* I wonder where Himemiya-san is. I hope she hasn't forgotten about me. I really don't find playing with myself as much fun as playing with a girl like her, and I'm talking about playing the piano, by the way.