BioKraze wrote:

Baka Kakumei Reanna wrote:

There was a guy at the bus station who told me that Japanese hardware all had spy cameras planted into them. That was pretty entertaining.

NO WAI!

It was hilarious.

Because I grew up in a nasty small-minded sea-side resort and had short hair, I used to get yelled at in the street by chavs asking if I was a lesbian. The kids at school used to do it too.
Sample replies:

"Depends who's asking."
"Why, do you want to watch?
(if with a friend) "Sorry, we don't do threesomes".
  "Ask your mother ;)"

And so on.

Oh btw if you are working and somebody asks you if you work there, one of my favourites is:
"Not if I can help it".

lex wrote:

"Are you really a lesbian?"
A: No I'm a leprechaun.

What's funny, I've never been asked if I were bisexual. Answering 'No, I'm not' always makes me laugh.

Miss Bluesky wrote:

Because I grew up in a nasty small-minded sea-side resort and had short hair, I used to get yelled at in the street by chavs asking if I was a lesbian. The kids at school used to do it too.
Sample replies:

"Depends who's asking."
"Why, do you want to watch?
(if with a friend) "Sorry, we don't do threesomes".
  "Ask your mother ;)"

And so on.

Oh btw if you are working and somebody asks you if you work there, one of my favourites is:
"Not if I can help it".

Cool answers.

My older brother introduced me with his friends and now when I see someone at age of 23 I hear: Hey, are you this cute and smart younger Paul's sister?
It's always the same sentence. ALWAYS. They know my name, but I'm Paul's sister. Yesterday 3 guys asked me about that.

But still, hare's question rlz.