This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
No. Tofu is good just the way it is.
Fake chicken or fake boobs?
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Rubber hammer, its easier to kill someone with
butter or flies?
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Lard, tasty tasty lard.
Fat back or Crisco?
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crisco!!
5 day weekend with 2 day work week or 6 day work week with a 1 day weekend and 999 million dollars?
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6 day work week with a 1 day weekend and 999 million dollars - If I slack off at work and get fired, I'll still have that 999 million dollars or does it only come with the job? =|
Jacuzzi hot tubs or Hot Springs?
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Jacuzzi's. Little chance of getting mauled by an angry Japanese Macaque.
A tropical resort with a reputation for accidental food poisoning or a ski resort known for minor avalanches?
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Tropical resort!!! i can puke it up a few times as long as i can surf!!!!
Corrupt a Wish! game or Ban the user above you?
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Corrupt a wish, it gets my psychotically creative juices flowing.
Shaved Ice Lounge or having your kneecaps shattered?....wait, wut?
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unicycles, cause its easier to shatter my kneecaps.
All bark no bite or All bite no bark
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After seeing "The Eye" (The original, not the Jessica Alba remake) I'll take the contacts, thank you.
Ice Crream or Gelato?
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Ice cream, but only because I know that it was made by the Italians during World War II or thereabout. And come on! Anybody who doesn't like ice cream is somebody that doesn't know how to live, man!
Antimatter Bomb or Tachyon Cannon?
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antimatter bomb... because it probably deals non elemental damage.
Raw fish or Raw power?
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Raw Power, who knows, maybe some short guy with funny hair might start yelling about how strong I am.
Rawberry or GUN
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GUN!!
Juice Springsteen or King of the Juice?
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King of the Juice.
Bear Blasting or Shark Humping?
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I'm scared to answer this question but...: Bear blasting
In the hot tub or in the shower
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The shower, lest someone drowns
Biting your tongue or the inside of your cheek?
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Your tongue. But they both hurt like a bitch.
Best (Fake) B-Movie:Homocidal Robot in Love or Dances with Steel?
Last edited by BalamiyaVardihi (05-03-2010 08:37:36 PM)
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