Imaginary Bad Bug wrote:

Why is it called a 'near miss' when you almost hit something?

Ah, yes. George Carlin himself addressed this one. "Bullshit, my friend! Its a near hit! A collision is a near miss..."

*WHAM! CRUNCH!*

"Look, they nearly missed!"
"Yes, but not quite."

Thanks for the memory, Imaginary Bad Bug!

If a person that communicates solely in sign language looses a hand, are they then speech impaired?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?

Do nudists play dress poker?

Is eating your vegetables fruitless?

If you cease to exist, you die.  So if you are deceased, does that mean you're alive?

thanks for the free ing

Why do mothers want their babies to learn how to walk and talk, only to have the same mother to tell them to sit down and shut up afterwards?

Why do they call a hemorrhoid something in your ass, and an asteroid something outside of the hemisphere?

Tamago wrote:

If a train station is where a train stops and a bus station is where a bus stops, so what's a workstation?

Or a Playstation for that matter...

If tin whistles are made of tin, than what are fog horns made of?

If superman can stop bullets with his chest, why does he duck everytime someone throws a gun at him?

If it's tourist season, why can't you shoot them?

Why does a person without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?

Why can we say we love our friends, but we can't say 'I love you' to a friend without them looking at you weird?

Why is bubble wrap so fun to pop?

Where do babies come from?

Just who is this Didley Squat guy? And what's the big deal with not knowing him?

Is diarrhoea considered hereditary since it runs in your genes?

If 9 out of 10 people suffer with haemorrhoids does that mean the tenth one enjoys them?

Why do they say you're never too old to learn if you can't teach an old dog new tricks?

Would a midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison be called a small medium at large?

If evolution were true, wouldn't survival of the fittest have killed off all the stupid people by now?

Andromimetophilia is a fetish in which erotic or sexual arousal is made possible by having a female sex partner impersonating a male.

Chronophilia is a rarely used term that refers to a group of patterns of sexual arousal in which a person's sexuoerotic age is discordant with his or her actual chronological age and is concordant with the age of the partner.

Hybristophilia is a paraphilia involving being sexually aroused by people who have committed crimes; in particular cruel or outrageous crimes.

Last edited by Tamago (02-19-2007 11:58:42 PM)

It's official.

Tamago knows too much.

We must kill him.

Why not call a breakup, a breakdown?