This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
#1 | Back to Top10-30-2017 04:43:51 PM
- gayswords
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what if chu chu was a tractor?
I mean, think about it. anthy is now friends with a living tractor. What would utena think? would people be afraid of anthy because she is followed around by a living tractor? would akio be jealous because anthy has a tractor and he only has a sad red car? would he buy a tractor? what if utena used chu chu in the dules? she would be unstoppable, and i don´t remember someone saying that it was prohibited to use tractors in the duels. would the student council start using tractors too? just think of the endless posibilities. btw a tractor is a better comic relief than a monkey.
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#2 | Back to Top10-30-2017 08:58:44 PM
- Dallbun
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Re: what if chu chu was a tractor?
Utena would still somehow lose at cards to it.
Miki would think it's cute - it's just like Himemiya to keep a living tractor in her room!
The Black Rose arc would end abruptly in Episode 22 as Chu-Chu wanders off into Nemuro Memorial Hall and reduces it to rubble. (The place can't be that sturdy, it's only tentatively real to begin with.)
Akio wouldn't get a tractor, he'd be compelled to own an even larger, manlier vehicle. Every episode of the third arc would show him flipping onto the hood of a monster truck.
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#3 | Back to Top11-08-2017 01:33:09 PM
- Empress_Arcana
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Re: what if chu chu was a tractor?
I kinda wanna see a duel akin to the Apocalypse arc ones with all the cars, but instead they have monster trucks and tractors...
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#5 | Back to Top12-03-2017 12:26:53 AM
- Flah
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Re: what if chu chu was a tractor?
I'd have loved to see Nanami try to fit THAT egg in her pocket. I still don't know how she fit the Chuchu-sized one in there, to be honest.
Somewhere, there is an unplugged toaster sitting on a Coleman stove.
Does it feel lonely?
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#6 | Back to Top01-02-2018 12:02:37 AM
- setsujoumayu
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Re: what if chu chu was a tractor?
This is the best "what-if" ever.
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