This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
#1 | Back to Top10-10-2009 04:46:18 PM
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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.
Rules: One poster asks a ridiculous question, and the next gives a funny or kooky answer. Then, the next asks his or her own question and so on.
Example
Poster A: Why does Utena wear red booty shorts?
Poster B: Because her blue ones were in the wash.
Why can't penguins fly?
Got it? Here we go. 
Why do cows say moo?
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#3 | Back to Top10-10-2009 04:56:30 PM
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.
Because American influence pervades all.
Why do people not understand that the word 'no' means 'no?'
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#5 | Back to Top10-10-2009 05:54:45 PM
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.
Because the village idiots are already busy.
Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten and hot dog buns come in packs of eight?
Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.
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#7 | Back to Top10-10-2009 09:03:36 PM
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Chicken.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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#8 | Back to Top10-10-2009 09:09:25 PM
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.
The same place Waldo is.
The orange... is the fruit named after the color, or the color named after the fruit?
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#10 | Back to Top10-10-2009 09:37:16 PM
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.
A loaf of bread.
Who wants to be a millionare?
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#12 | Back to Top10-10-2009 10:10:35 PM
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.
Ikuni, of course.
Why can't Razara and I catch bees?
Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.
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#14 | Back to Top10-11-2009 01:08:20 AM
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Yes unless it's about your previous sex partners.
Does life go on?
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#15 | Back to Top10-11-2009 05:39:28 AM
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.
and on and on and on......
Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
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“Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.”
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#17 | Back to Top10-11-2009 04:35:07 PM
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.
People's BS. Or a snake eating its tail. Or The Book of People's BS by a Snake Eating it's Own Tail.
Why did it take so long for JK Rowling to finish book 5?
Twirling round with this familiar parabol
Spinning, weaving round each new experience.
Recognize this as a holy gift and
Celebrate this chance to be alive and breathing
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#18 | Back to Top10-11-2009 04:42:23 PM
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She discovered Purple Prose and became addicted to it.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
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#19 | Back to Top10-11-2009 04:44:18 PM
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Because she was getting so pissed off at fans always asking her stupid questions like "When's the next book coming out?" "How is it going to end?" and she wanted to piss them off a bit.
Why does Tamago come up with these ideas that get me excited, but doesn't make anything about the idea?
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#23 | Back to Top10-12-2009 03:06:31 AM
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By the fact that you can see what you are writing, naturally.
If a turtle no longer have a shell, is it homeless or just naked?
“Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.”
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#24 | Back to Top10-12-2009 08:16:02 AM
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.
Neither. It's soup.
Why does the Old Testament make blood boil?
Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.
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#25 | Back to Top10-12-2009 09:21:27 AM
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Because the Israelites ran out of golden calves.
Who are the Beatles?
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