This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)

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#1 | Back to Top01-07-2009 05:24:39 PM

Tamago
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From: Minami Goushuu
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Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

This is a continuation of something that started in General SKUpidity.

I recap for the sake of this thread.

A bit of the old Monty Python.(Paraphrased that is.)
Scene 21 of the Holy Grail
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Behold, the Dreaded Marmoset of Caerbannog
http://ohtori.nu/gallery/var/resizes/Series/Episodes/Student_Council_Arc/03/Series_ep03_011.jpg?m=1380825816

OMG! That's the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered rodent I have ever set eyes on.
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/11374-1/Series_ep27_173.jpg

We need the Holy Grenade of Antioch!
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/11122-2/Series_ep27_047.jpg

How does it work?
We must consult the Book of Armaments
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one:
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/3862-1/Series_ep08_131.jpg


"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three.
No more and no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out...."
http://ohtori.nu/gallery/var/resizes/Series/Episodes/Student_Council_Arc/03/Series_ep03_054.jpg?m=1380826039

"...Once the number three, being the third number. Then thou shall lobbest thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/11138-2/Series_ep27_055.jpg

"Then thou shall lobbest thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/11408-1/Series_ep27_190.jpg

"One, Two, Five"
"No Three sir"
"Oh right..."
BOOOM!
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/11428-1/Series_ep27_200.jpg
The End

poptartpoptart Now all we need is more people to do something along these lines including myself of course. poptartpoptart

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#2 | Back to Top01-07-2009 07:46:00 PM

Razara
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

If Akio did the same things as me if he played Fable II:
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w96/RazaraNi/adventure1.jpg
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w96/RazaraNi/Adventure2.jpg
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http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w96/RazaraNi/Adventure9.jpg
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w96/RazaraNi/Adventure10.jpg
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w96/RazaraNi/Adventure15.jpg
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I miss my slutty Shiori waifu... emot-frown

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#3 | Back to Top01-08-2009 01:31:32 AM

Nanami's Rose Groom
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

RAZARA! THIS IS MADE OF WIN!  emot-rofl emot-rofl emot-rofl emot-rofl emot-rofl emot-rofl

"Get back to the surface, where the sunlight is so dazzling"

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#4 | Back to Top01-08-2009 01:37:32 AM

onsenmark
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

hehe, suddenly I have this image of LOLDuellists...

watch me whine: onsenmark.livejournal.com

Saa, omae no tsumi o kazoero!

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#5 | Back to Top01-08-2009 07:09:57 PM

Tamago
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

etc-love poptart Raz-tan, that was made of Win and loads of Whores. poptart etc-love

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#6 | Back to Top01-09-2009 03:59:33 AM

Mock Puppet
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

This is the story of Goldilocks, paraphrased of cause.
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/3222-1/Series_ep07_007.jpg

and the Three Bears
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/8478-1/Series_ep21_009.jpg

This is Papa Bear
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/8474-1/Series_ep21_007.jpg

This is Mama Bear
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/8472-1/Series_ep21_006.jpg

and of cause Baby Bear.
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/8476-1/Series_ep21_008.jpg

"Oh dear, I think our meals are still too hot to eat, lets go out for a walk." said Mama Bear
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/8496-1/Series_ep21_018.jpg

"What a good idea" replied Baby Bear, "I need to practice my leet ninja skillz anyhows."
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/8530-1/Series_ep21_035.jpg

MEANWHILE......

Goldilocks was walking through the forest in the hopes of finding something to eat.
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/6920-1/Series_ep17_006.jpg

Luckily for her, she found the Bears House which she had to admit was one bitchin' pad.
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/5718-2/Series_ep13_066.jpg

She broke in and looked around until she found Mama Bear and Papa Bear's delicious curries.
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/3930-1/Series_ep08_165.jpg

Too bad it gave her severe heartburn.
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/7202-1/Series_ep17_147.jpg

She evenually recovered and lo and behold, she found Baby Bear's tasty treat:
Mamoset in a blanket!
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/8612-1/Series_ep21_076.jpg

"Should I risk more heartburn?" said Goldilocks
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/6992-1/Series_ep17_042.jpg

"I know" Goldilocks thought. "why dont I dip it in some nice cool icecream cake, no one ever gets heartburn eating iecream after all." she reasoned.
http://ohtori.nu/gallery/var/resizes/Series/Episodes/Student_Council_Arc/02/Series_ep02_185.jpg?m=1380825814

"Ah that was some quality grub" cooed Goldilocks as she leaned back on the chair.
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/3306-1/Series_ep07_049.jpg

MEANWHILE....

The Three Bears stumbled apon a tasty morsel...
http://ohtori.nu/gallery/var/resizes/Series/Episodes/Student_Council_Arc/03/Series_ep03_053.jpg?m=1380826039

And been ruthless bastard bears they were, they tore off all her clothes and hung her up to be ravished by their wanton appetites.
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/16654-1/Series_ep39_078.jpg

MEANWHILE....

After feasting on icecream caked promate, Goldilocks dozed off to a peaceful sleep...
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/7206-1/Series_ep17_149.jpg

...which was cut short by a renewed case of heartburn.
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/12274-1/Series_ep29_180.jpg

It was so painful, she fell into the heated spa and drowned.
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/4246-1/Series_ep09_139.jpg

FINALLY....

The Bears came back home, forgot why they even went out for in the first place and snacked on pocky.
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/8484-1/Series_ep21_012.jpg
THE END

So how was that?

“Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.”
-A. Nonymous-

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#7 | Back to Top01-09-2009 11:54:06 PM

satyreyes
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

Frankly, that was fucking hilarious.  As was Razara's, for that matter.  emot-rofl

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#8 | Back to Top01-10-2009 02:18:24 AM

Mock Puppet
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

I try mu best. emot-biggrin

“Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.”
-A. Nonymous-

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#9 | Back to Top01-10-2009 10:30:14 AM

Maarika
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

Oh god, I love how random the ending is. poptart

This thread is awesome. More, please!

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Believing in True Friendship Since 2008.

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#10 | Back to Top01-16-2009 01:23:14 PM

Riri-kins
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr110/Riri_059/saionjichan.jpg

"Hey Anthy, there's a new joke goin' around: What did the five fingers say to the face?"

http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr110/Riri_059/anthy.jpg

"I don't know. What?"

http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr110/Riri_059/bitchslap.jpg

"SLAP! HA HA! I'M KYOUICHI SAIONJI, BITCH!"

Proud Saionji and Mikage fangirl
My Utena fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2000115/Riri-kins

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#11 | Back to Top02-02-2009 04:52:12 AM

Itsuke
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

Let's get this old one (inspired by the caption contest) out of the way before posting some new ones. Hope you guys won't find this a bore.

P1
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/5926/page1uv4.jpg































P2
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4605/page1bf7.jpg

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#12 | Back to Top02-04-2009 07:37:38 AM

Itsuke
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/606/page1kh0.jpg



http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/2830/page2ajt.jpg

Last edited by Itsuke (06-07-2009 04:40:30 AM)

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#13 | Back to Top02-04-2009 01:16:15 PM

BlackRoseVixen
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

LMAO!!!! emot-rofl emot-rofl emot-rofl emot-rofl emot-rofl

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#14 | Back to Top02-08-2009 07:14:51 PM

Tamago
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

etc-love

Itsuke wrote:

CREATED LULZ WORTHY STORIES

etc-love

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#15 | Back to Top02-08-2009 08:13:31 PM

Katzenklavier
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

*snorts out some of her brains, which splatters all over the keyboard* emot-roflemot-roflemot-roflemot-roflemot-roflemot-roflemot-roflemot-roflemot-roflemot-roflemot-roflemot-roflemot-rofl

...etc-wankgirl

We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

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#16 | Back to Top02-09-2009 12:01:06 AM

hollow_rose
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

That was awesome! Every time I see that seen I'm always like.....aren't they afraid of going out the window!!
poptart

20 threads dead so far.

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#17 | Back to Top02-09-2009 03:04:36 AM

Itsuke
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

hollow_rose wrote:

That was awesome! Every time I see that seen I'm always like.....aren't they afraid of going out the window!!
poptart

It's only a natural conclusion that both should fall straight out the window. Just imagine Touga calling an emergency meeting with the Student Council to discuss what should they do with the current Victor dead. emot-rofl

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#18 | Back to Top02-09-2009 06:53:20 PM

BioKraze
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

Itsuke wrote:

It's only a natural conclusion that both should fall straight out the window. Just imagine Touga calling an emergency meeting with the Student Council to discuss what should they do with the current Victor dead. emot-rofl

That reminds me of a fanfic on Fanfiction.Net's archives that tells of how the duel game ended prematurely because of Utena's incompetence...

SPOILER
She finishes her second duel with Saionji and accidentally kills Anthy by stabbing the Sword of Dios into her heart, figuring that since it came out of her chest, that's how she should put it back.
/END SPOILER

Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
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#19 | Back to Top02-17-2009 07:42:40 PM

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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

OnionPrince wrote:

http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/15760-1/Series_ep37_170.jpg
"I see a little silhouetto of a man!"
http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/15768-1/Series_ep37_174.jpg
"God, not this shit again..."

http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p461/OnionPrince/ako2.jpg
"Scaramouche!"
http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p461/OnionPrince/bko2.jpg
"Scaramouche!"
http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p461/OnionPrince/cko2.jpg
"Will you do the fandango?"

http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/15768-1/Series_ep37_174.jpg
"Shut up. All of you."

http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p461/OnionPrince/ako2.jpg
"I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me!"
http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p461/OnionPrince/bko2.jpg
"He's just a poor boy from a poor family!"
http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p461/OnionPrince/cko2.jpg
"Spare him his life from this monstrosity!"

http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/15768-1/Series_ep37_174.jpg
"Ugh, this is the last time I let you pick the radio stations."

http://www.ohtori.nu/galerie/d/15764-1/Series_ep37_172.jpg
"Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go! Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me... For meeee... For meeeeeeeeeee!"

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#20 | Back to Top02-18-2009 11:55:01 AM

RadicalSam
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

i rofl'd

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#21 | Back to Top02-21-2009 12:11:19 AM

Itsuke
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1060/page1n.jpg

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2350/page2lrr.jpg

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#22 | Back to Top02-22-2009 06:20:35 PM

The_A_Man
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

Great start to that, Itsuke. What's going to happen next?

Also I love that Utena, Wakaba, and the window one.

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#23 | Back to Top02-27-2009 07:07:06 AM

sharnii
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

Razara, I know you wrote yours a looooong time ago....but it always makes me LOL like crazy. emot-rofl poptart

Fanfic: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/385676/sharnii / New AMVs: http://www.youtube.com/user/sharnii2 / Old AMVs: http://www.youtube.com/user/sharnii

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#24 | Back to Top02-28-2009 05:45:51 AM

Itsuke
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/4536/page3t.jpg



http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/9514/page4s.jpg

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#25 | Back to Top02-28-2009 07:53:45 AM

RadicalSam
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Re: Telling Funny Stories with Utena Screencaps

lol nanami XDDDD

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