I have booze. If I drunkenly add to this story, I will post it, I promise!

Edit: My drunk is fail, it does not result in desire to write. Not bumping for this reason

I CAN'T. I'm on a spending diet as of tomorrow, no more booze!

Although, I could try getting really fucked up on prescription drugs....




I'll let you know, okay?

Because I've been on a ASoIaF bent lately.

House Tenjou
Sigil: An unbroken ring
Words: "Strength and nobility"
Represented by Utena Tenjou, the last scion of her house, who has become Warden of the North despite her young age. She dreams of one day being the King in the North.

House Kiryuu
Sigil: An eggshell beginning to break
Words: "To change the world"
The wealthiest of the noble houses; Touga has recently been made a member of the Queensguard while Nanami is waiting to be married off to some nobleman.

House Ohtori
Sigil: A phoenix
Words: "Beyond the ends of the world"
Having gained control of the throne after centuries of political maneuvering, the upstart House Ohtori has grown stagnant and sedentary. Queen Kanae rules from King's Landing, but some suggest that her Qartheen husband is the real power behind the throne - not to mention his mysterious sister.

House Arisugawa
Sigil: An epee
Words: "Sharper than the thorns of death"
An ancient military family that holds dominion in the south. The young Juri has made clear her preference for the fairer sex, so some suspect her father may overlook her in favor of his bastard son Ruka.

House Saionji
Sigil: Three towers, upside-down
Words: "For all eternity"
The fiercely proud rulers of the Iron Islands. After their attempted insurrection was brutally crushed, the last surviving son Kyouichi was taken by the Kiryuus as a "ward" - in truth, a hostage. Those in the Iron Islands still dream of one day rising up and making themselves kings again.

House Kaoru
Sigil: A fledgling chick
Words: "Harmony and radiance"
A minor household, mainly infamous due to the not-even-trying-to-hide-it tension between its two youngest scions, Miki and Kozue. Their parents seek to marry off Miki as soon as possible just to prevent a scandal.

The other students would be knights, servants, etc.

....


[Chu-Chu's head sewn onto Utena's body????? ]

As long as Saionji gets to keep his schlong.

By all means tie him up and beat him, though. Aww yiss.

SexingTouga24/7/365 wrote:

Oh, balls. I did not need to think about Akio and Archer, or Archer's Mom and Akio screwing...Damn!

Okay, now the episode where they hire a black operative and Malory spend the entire episode writing a loosely-veiled romance novel between him and her called "Mandingo" is officially rewritten in my brain as featuring Akio. Headcanon now, can't be changed.

So pimp it had to be double-posted! 'Cause Kiryuus just roll like that.

Goodness. You have terrible taste in music.

[My vag speaks five different laguages and told your vag, "Bitch, make me a sandwich..."]

From EM's Tumblr:



My question: why does it cut off right before the line "I want to kiss you like Prince?"  I mean, as SKU bait goes...

That's awesome...super creepy Touga. 

I made this today.  Enjoy! 

I was bored, okay?