This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
#51 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:15:14 AM
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ROFL IRL @ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
God that killed me. SRSLY.
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#52 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:16:52 AM
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That was completely hilarious! 
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#53 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:19:03 AM
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Hya, mind if I use that for my Shadow Horror Picture Show thing I'm working on?
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#54 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:23:02 AM
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Iris wrote:
Hya, mind if I use that for my Shadow Horror Picture Show thing I'm working on?
Somebody's going to be ROFLing.
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#55 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:25:15 AM
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Iris wrote:
Hya, mind if I use that for my Shadow Horror Picture Show thing I'm working on?
Go ahead, just make sure to give me credit!!! (read: credit=money)
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#56 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:26:12 AM
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But I has no moneys 
Nor will I make moneys
Only vIRGins laugh.
Miki: "And, it's the best! Put your sister to the test!
Kozue: I’ve done all the other boys, now I head for the best!"
"Down the hall just a little too far, across the street, so last year, bed beside me is the place to be!"
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#57 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:27:15 AM
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Iris wrote:
But I has no moneys
Nor will I make moneys
Only vIRGins laugh.
Miki: "And, it's the best! Put your sister to the test!
Kozue: I’ve done all the other boys, now I head for the best!"
"Down the hall just a little too far, across the street, so last year, bed beside me is the place to be!"
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#58 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:27:22 AM
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Fine, I'll settle for theoretical internet dollars.
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#59 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:28:30 AM
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hyacinth_black wrote:
Fine, I'll settle for theoretical internet dollars.
You people never cease to amaze me.
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#60 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:38:56 AM
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I wish I could flirt x3. Be the charming prince type.
Instead I just freeze or get quiet or blush and stumble over my words like an idiot @_@
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#61 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:41:00 AM
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You can; if I can, you damn sure can. Besides, a person as smart and as beautiful as you must know a thing or two about the flirting business. (See, just that easy!)
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#62 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:43:35 AM
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It's not that hard... just stop listening to that little voice in your head that says "I'm embarrassed!"
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#63 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:43:53 AM
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Flirting isn't my strength, I'll have to be a wallflower. 
Still, I'd like to see some crazy chat up lines, because I'm still giggling from one I heard on television the other night.
"All right, the answer is ten percent -- what is the question?"
"...in Dundee, what is the success rate of the chat up line do you want pumped?"
...obviously, I should have spent more time in Dundee.
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#64 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:44:28 AM
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Learn the ways to absolute and/or subtle flirting.
Satisfaction guaranteed--or your money back.
We pride ourselves in transforming you into an infamous lady killer.
Please fall in line. There's plenty for everyone. Come one, come all.
*sells tickets with his Seitokai shirt partly opened*
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#65 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:45:39 AM
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Can I be the awkward one who flirts by drawing senseless attention to herself?
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#66 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:46:46 AM
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Of course, Anthy.
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#67 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:48:23 AM
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I'll take a ticket, Seitokaichou... *L* (Already has learned alot.)
Hya, you're not awkward 
You're adorable.
Weirdest pickup line I've ever heard. It really threw me off guard.
Especially since a girl said it.
"You have the most beautiful blue eyes... did you know people with blue eyes have a higher pain tolerance?"
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#68 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:50:35 AM
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Iris wrote:
"You have the most beautiful blue eyes... did you know people with blue eyes have a higher pain tolerance?"
What, did she have a dick or something, because I could only imagine a guy saying that.
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#69 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:51:11 AM
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"You have the most beautiful blue eyes... did you know people with blue eyes have a higher pain tolerance?"
...possible answers? "So, are you going to bring the taster or shall I? Or do you prefer whips and chains?"
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#70 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:51:31 AM
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No... completely a girl.
A girl who desires to be a drill Sargent in a year. And goes to a military academy.
Too bad she's my friend's little sister, and there's no way I'd cause that sort of drama. No one knows the girl's bisexual.
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#71 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:53:38 AM
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I go to military school too and will be a lieutenant in a couple of years; school never made me say that. If she was from West Point though, I could understand.
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#72 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:54:45 AM
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Weirdest pickup line I've heard: Are you an angel? Because you've got nice cans!
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#73 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:55:19 AM
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Oh, no no. You misunderstood me. That's part of her personality, and always has been.
It's an example of her personality to do things like that. Very aggressive girl.
(And yes, is a Westpoint girl *L*)
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#74 | Back to Top06-19-2008 01:58:08 AM
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(And yes, is a Westpoint girl *L*)
Figures; the Pointers are all like that. The Monties (Norwich kids-I'm one), and the Blue Angels (Air Force kids in Colorado) are subtle...
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#75 | Back to Top06-19-2008 02:03:21 AM
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You should post pictures of you in your uniform soon
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