This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
#1 | Back to Top11-22-2007 08:02:01 PM
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The Question Game
Since I was ditched for Thanksgiving and all my friends are out eating, I decided I could have my own party! Yay! And I'd just like to start one of my favorite simple little conversation games, aimed at letting everyone express themselves as such. It's very easy. I start with a general/Anime-related/naughty question, then answer it myself. Then the next person answers it, asks their own questions, and answers it. So on and so forth.
Q: If you could be any Utena character, who would you be and why?
A: One of the Shadow Girls. I'm a performer, I like puppets, and I enjoy confusing people. Plus, nobody would ever have an inkling who or what I was.
Then the next person answers this and starts one of their own. It's just that easy! *cue extremely cheesy happy fun theme*
"You said you would do anything for me, right Mamiya?" Mikage purred as he slithered close. "Yes that's right" Mamiya said with a rosey blush. Mikage's smile was evil and cinister as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a banana. "Eeny meeny myny moo. I wonder where my banana will go?" - The Forbidden Passions of Nemuro
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#2 | Back to Top11-22-2007 08:15:04 PM
Re: The Question Game
Damn, you took mine! OK, though, after that...eh, Touga. He's rich, hip-deep in hoo-ha, and he's got more potential for personal growth than Akio. Mind you, this is who I'd like to be, not who I'm like.
Why are there so many preachy environmentalist anime?
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#3 | Back to Top11-22-2007 08:22:30 PM
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Re: The Question Game
cause they are everywhere and unavoidable! and also gore. (manbearpig)
ok, mine is...
How much wood could Touga chuck, if Touga could chuck wood?
HEH....About 12 inches of Akio wood
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#4 | Back to Top11-22-2007 08:25:28 PM
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Re: The Question Game
300,550 square feet of wood, depending on the type.
My question: What level is Utena at?
My answer: Level 24 out of 99. Low enough not to be a threat to the endgame boss, but high enough to cause other players trouble.
What's YOUR answer?
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#5 | Back to Top11-22-2007 08:28:31 PM
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Re: The Question Game
Whoooaa..read the directions, people! Gotta answer your own questions! I DEMAND - ah, whatever.
A: He would chuck the exact amount of Akio's tree. Thus, enough wood to build a bridge between the planets.
Q: If you came into your room and found Touga on your bed, what would you do?
My A: "Wow, this chick is hot."
Edit: Beat me to it. And my answer is that she'd be a level 8 paladin with a +2 vorpal blade.
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"You said you would do anything for me, right Mamiya?" Mikage purred as he slithered close. "Yes that's right" Mamiya said with a rosey blush. Mikage's smile was evil and cinister as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a banana. "Eeny meeny myny moo. I wonder where my banana will go?" - The Forbidden Passions of Nemuro
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#6 | Back to Top11-22-2007 08:39:31 PM
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Re: The Question Game
I'd call the police for breaking and entering. Then I'd sue him for all he's worth.
My next question: If Dios was a prince, does that make Anthy a princess automatically because they were brother and sister?
My answer: Damn straight!
What's YOUR answer?
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#7 | Back to Top11-22-2007 09:04:26 PM
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BioKraze wrote:
My next question: If Dios was a prince, does that make Anthy a princess automatically because they were brother and sister?
'Course not! By that logic, Dios's dad is a king and his mom's a queen, and he's next in line to rule a country. Archetypes, people! 
Stormcrow, I think one reason there are a lot of preachy environmentalist anime is because Hayao Miyazaki, who had a large part in the development of modern anime, had a strong environmentalist streak. Also it gives them an excuse to animate elves. Everyone loves elves, right?
Q: Why does Keiko want to kill Anthy in her Black Rose episode?
A: The lulz.
Edit: Did I say Tanizaki? Am I a moron or just a Japanese lit fan?
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#8 | Back to Top11-22-2007 09:08:20 PM
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Re: The Question Game
Because it's an upgrade from killing her.
Q: How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
A: None.
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#9 | Back to Top11-22-2007 09:32:35 PM
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Re: The Question Game
Q: Why the Hell there are no main characters with black hair in SKU?
A: Because it would be just too weird for anyone in a Japanese show to look Japanese.
Q: What is your favorite color and why?
A: Blue. It can mean just about anything.
"You said you would do anything for me, right Mamiya?" Mikage purred as he slithered close. "Yes that's right" Mamiya said with a rosey blush. Mikage's smile was evil and cinister as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a banana. "Eeny meeny myny moo. I wonder where my banana will go?" - The Forbidden Passions of Nemuro
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#10 | Back to Top11-22-2007 09:46:54 PM
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Re: The Question Game
Q: What is your favorite color and why?
A: Depends on if you take black as a color. If not, then a teal-y peacock blue. It makes my eyes pop. 
I'm quite vain, really.
Q: What sound do you love more then anything?
The first time you looked at her curves you were hooked
And the glances you took, took hold of you and demanded that you stay
And sunk in their teeth, bit your heart and released
Such a charge that you need another touch, another taste, another fix
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#11 | Back to Top11-22-2007 09:59:11 PM
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Typically, noodles, tomato sauce, ground beef/pork, and ricotta cheese. But you can do other stuffs with it.
Q: Why can't Stormcrow follow directions?
A: He's just kinda stupid that way.
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#12 | Back to Top11-22-2007 10:15:56 PM
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Because he's too awesome, that's why. 
Q: Why is chocolate so good?
A: Because it contains numerous compounds, including the chemical formula for Awesome.
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#13 | Back to Top11-22-2007 10:18:15 PM
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Re: The Question Game
Chocolate is not good. It's quite icky. Blech.
Q: Who was your first crush?
A: Sorry, I forgot to answer. But honestly, I don't know if I could even tell you. I've always crushed on guys. 
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And the glances you took, took hold of you and demanded that you stay
And sunk in their teeth, bit your heart and released
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#14 | Back to Top11-22-2007 11:01:41 PM
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Re: The Question Game
Q: Why's Lasagna so full of Awesome and Win?
A: Because Jim Davis and the Italians have been brainwashing people for years. I despise lasagna.
Q: How would you describe a waterfall?
A: I know what this question means.
"You said you would do anything for me, right Mamiya?" Mikage purred as he slithered close. "Yes that's right" Mamiya said with a rosey blush. Mikage's smile was evil and cinister as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a banana. "Eeny meeny myny moo. I wonder where my banana will go?" - The Forbidden Passions of Nemuro
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#15 | Back to Top11-22-2007 11:20:58 PM
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A waterfall is a veil of mist, and a riot of sound.
Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of Touga's tootsie roll pop?
A: 1 more than it takes with Saionji.
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#16 | Back to Top11-22-2007 11:24:46 PM
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Re: The Question Game
By the way, your answer to that question supposedly is a psychological indicant of how you feel about sex.
...Mist, huh?
Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of Touga's tootsie roll pop?
A: Why lick when better results could be achieved with one big chomp?
Q: What pair of politicians make the sexiest couple?
A: Pat Buchanan and Dennis Kucinich.
"You said you would do anything for me, right Mamiya?" Mikage purred as he slithered close. "Yes that's right" Mamiya said with a rosey blush. Mikage's smile was evil and cinister as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a banana. "Eeny meeny myny moo. I wonder where my banana will go?" - The Forbidden Passions of Nemuro
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#17 | Back to Top11-23-2007 06:59:59 PM
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Re: The Question Game
None; they're all old and ugly and dumb. I can't imagine things like that being sexy.
My question is: What's better, lesbians or Dippin' Dots? (Sorry, Razara!)
My answer: Lesbians, because a.) they talk to you after you eat them, and b.) Dippin' Dots can't cuddle worth shit.
What's YOUR answer?
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#18 | Back to Top11-25-2007 07:52:52 PM
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You're supposed to ask a question and give your own answer too, Dyepez.
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