In the Rose Garden / [Videos] ULTIMATE!!!! SHOWDOWN!!!!

Yasha · Back to Top

Yeah, that's right, this is the ultimate showdown. Chuck Norris can suck a cock, though. I was sick of that shit back when it was Vin Diesel instead of Chuck Norris.

Oh, just watch the damn videos already.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267

My considered opinion is that I don't have any balls because this video rocked them off. Retroactive from birth.

AND NOW THE HORRIBLE PAIN.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/330027

school-eng101 Fun Fact: I love you. That's why I hurt you.

Giovanna · Back to Top

You suck. I think you went for this whole forum thing entirely to post those damned flash videos. emot-mad My hypothesis is that you like it simply because Indiana Jones is portrayed with a horse cock.

Oh Indy, you were such a sweet fellow. What did they do to you?

Yasha · Back to Top

More like two horse cocks, his and Chuck Norris's. emot-biggrin

Giovanna · Back to Top

Yasha wrote:
More like two horse cocks, his and Chuck Norris's.

Yeah, but who the hell wants to have sex with Chuck Norris? emot-confused That guys looks like the four horsemen rallied on his face. emot-gonk

onsenmark · Back to Top

Okay, you're freaking everyone out with the discussion of horse c0ck. emot-keke ;

Therefore, in order to derail* it, I submit a URL to an awesome Daria iPod parody: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISiUEgPu7lE

(Although Upchuck is enough to make everyone do so. *urp* )

(* okay, not really, but you have to admit -- the video IS made of awesome win-ness. emot-dance )

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Sey · Back to Top

Oh! You touch my Tra~la~la?

onsenmark · Back to Top

Sey wrote:
Oh! You touch my Tra~la~la?

Heh. I remember hearing about that vid on a.f.u. XD

Giovanna · Back to Top

Sey wrote:
Oh! You touch my Tra~la~la?

Nah if the SKU guys were in that flash video they'd look like this:

And then they'd fuck Batman and Godzilla.

That said, FUCK that music video! emot-mad I feel like someone air dropped me on South Beach except with less rollerblades and spandex short shorts. emot-gonk I can't sit through the music. Like most porn it's much better on mute. The intermission is absolutely precious though.

Yasha · Back to Top

Damn you people, I can't watch these videos, I'm at work emot-mad

onsenmark · Back to Top

Yasha wrote:
Damn you people, I can't watch these videos, I'm at work

Which is why you make a note of them for later. emot-wink

Sey · Back to Top

Or like this:

Yes, this is a penis.

Yasha · Back to Top

onsenmark wrote:
Yasha wrote:
Damn you people, I can't watch these videos, I'm at work
Which is why you make a note of them for later.

I'm too impatient for that, I want to watch them now. I demand that you come up here and shut down my office so I can watch the videos. emot-mad

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Sey wrote:
Or like this:
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4367/immaginetr5.jpg

Yes, this is a penis.

You are correct sir, that is a penis! school-eng101

Observe how clearly the head is defined with its ridge. (Oh and the windows? That's the sensitive spot. emot-wink )

And just below the windows? Why that looks somewhat like a partially pulled back foreskin. My god, the attention to detail!

But why is the tip all pointy??? emot-confused Perhaps this penis is mid-ejaculation. Or perhaps it's a kinky needle-tipped penis. OH GOD IT HURTS emot-gonk

onsenmark · Back to Top

Giovanna wrote:
Sey wrote:
Or like this:
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4367/immaginetr5.jpg

Yes, this is a penis.
You are correct sir, that is a penis!

Observe how clearly the head is defined with its ridge. (Oh and the windows? That's the sensitive spot. )

And just below the windows? Why that looks somewhat like a partially pulled back foreskin. My god, the attention to detail!

But why is the tip all pointy??? Perhaps this penis is mid-ejaculation. Or perhaps it's a kinky needle-tipped penis. OH GOD IT HURTS

And with that... HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO, MENTAL SCARRING. emot-aaa

Yasha · Back to Top

onsenmark wrote:
Giovanna wrote:
You are correct sir, that is a penis!

Observe how clearly the head is defined with its ridge. (Oh and the windows? That's the sensitive spot. )

And just below the windows? Why that looks somewhat like a partially pulled back foreskin. My god, the attention to detail!

But why is the tip all pointy??? Perhaps this penis is mid-ejaculation. Or perhaps it's a kinky needle-tipped penis. OH GOD IT HURTS
And with that... HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO, MENTAL SCARRING.

Assuming you think with your cock, of course it's mental scarring. emot-wink

_ J _ · Back to Top

onsenmark wrote:
And with that... HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO, MENTAL SCARRING.

What are you, new?

After far too many conversations with Yasha, I realized that the only reason she EVER posts, reads or even thinks about something is because of the potentail scarring value it will have on the people around her.

She does this because she "loves" you.

Of course by love, I think Yasha might mean "wants to kill you slowly" a opposed to "will kill you quickly, because she has something better to do".

You decide.

Yasha · Back to Top

Dammit J, post something useful emot-mad

Like a video

A scary horrible one that will make people cry out in terror and send the hounds of hell whimpering and cringing into the night

So, I have spoken; so shall it be done. school-devil

Giovanna · Back to Top

Yasha wrote:
A scary horrible one that will make people cry out in terror and send the hounds of hell whimpering and cringing into the night

Oh no, not another George W Bush video. emot-frown

Yasha · Back to Top

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

school-devil http://youtube.com/watch?v=4kKN92DASn0

angelicreation · Back to Top

*giggles*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zllxr1_-CMA

Yasha · Back to Top

angelicreation wrote:
*giggles*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zllxr1_-CMA

OH NO YOU AGAIN

WHY MUST YOU POST AWESOME THINGS WHILE I'M TRYING TO STUDY

You really are Sin.

school-devil Join forces with me.

angelicreation · Back to Top

Yasha wrote:
Join forces with me.

Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfLOtIhjVFc

and

http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/gangsta_rap_se

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angelicreation · Back to Top

And the last for the day just for kicks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAmljaj5stA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg

and finally...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVDXqPxar90

Last edited by angelicreation (10-16-2006 09:43:37 PM)

ZSPACE · Back to Top

Giovanna wrote:
Yasha wrote:
More like two horse cocks, his and Chuck Norris's.
Yeah, but who the hell wants to have sex with Chuck Norris? That guys looks like the four horsemen rallied on his face.

I would

ZSPACE · Back to Top

Giovanna wrote:
Sey wrote:
Or like this:
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/4367/immaginetr5.jpg

Yes, this is a penis.
You are correct sir, that is a penis!

Observe how clearly the head is defined with its ridge. (Oh and the windows? That's the sensitive spot. )

And just below the windows? Why that looks somewhat like a partially pulled back foreskin. My god, the attention to detail!

But why is the tip all pointy??? Perhaps this penis is mid-ejaculation. Or perhaps it's a kinky needle-tipped penis. OH GOD IT HURTS

NO!!!!!! IT IS AKIO'S PENIS! Think about it. it is the only thing that can get Touga off.

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