This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
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#1 | Back to Top12-31-2006 03:36:08 AM
Let’s rewrite SKU one incomplete paragraph at a time.
I hope that everyone will get on board in reinventing the SKU story. I will start things off by setting the story up but after the Episode name and the first line, it can be serious or funny or even naughty*hehe*. I will leave the last sentence open for the next person to post what they think should happen next.
For example...
Forum Member 1 wrote:
Sudden Shiori decided that what Miki needed most was to be hit violently in the head with a...
Forum Member 2 wrote:
...giant spork that she was given as a birthday present by her dear Granny. BLAH BLAH BLAH Touga peeled off...
Once upon a time, there was a tomboy princess who grieving over the deaths of her mother and father who died suddenly from eating some undercooked chicken wings, when suddenly before her, appeared a prince traveling upon a Flame Red Chopper. His appearance audacious and his smile bright, the prince enveloped the princess in the scent of roses, and wiped away her tears.
"Little one bearing up alone under such grief, please lose not thy strength and nobility when thou growest up. As a token of this day, please retain this so thou remembers me." The prince hands the tomboy princess a white ring with a dusky coloured jewel shaped like a rose.
"Pray, shall we meet once more?" She enquired.
"This ring should guide thee to me." He answered before he climbed back on his Chopper.
The question now was, was the ring from the prince meant to be an engagement ring?
That sounded pretty suspect as she was way underaged at the time, but because of the strength of her admiration for the prince, the princess made up her mind to become a prince herself because being a princess was way overated and frankly she prefered to dress up like a guy anyhow.
But was that really such good idea?
Episode 01 - The Rose Bride
Wakaba was standing on the side of the bridge, waiting for her 'darling' Utena who was...
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#2 | Back to Top12-31-2006 01:25:44 PM
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Re: Let’s rewrite SKU one incomplete paragraph at a time.
...doing something indecent in the bushes because in Ohtori, there are no bathrooms, when...
(What? There are no bathrooms in the school!)
Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.
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#3 | Back to Top12-31-2006 02:41:19 PM
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...she realized she'd been excluded from the fun, and that this would be a plague on her character for the rest of the series.
Akio, you have nice turns of phrase, but your points aren't clear and you have no textual support. I can't give this a passing grade.
~ Professor Arisa Konno, Eng 1001 (Freshman Literature and Composition)
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#4 | Back to Top12-31-2006 04:20:07 PM
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Two of Wakaba's friends noticed that Wakaba was not rubbing her little chesticles all over her 'boyfriend' Utena's back like she usually does and they called out to her in a derisive matter, "So where's your hunka hunk of female boyflesh?"
Wakaba was already feeling tetchy as she was suffering from Utena withdrawal and...
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#5 | Back to Top12-31-2006 04:48:11 PM
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Re: Let’s rewrite SKU one incomplete paragraph at a time.
Saionji was walking by in drag, with Anthy following...
"I'm bringing paxil back. (Yup)
My HMO might just pick up the tab. (Yup)
I got the tremors and I need a nap. (Yup)
I gave my rent check to them Pfizer cats."
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#6 | Back to Top12-31-2006 05:08:12 PM
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...close behind wearing her black leather mistress uniform controlling him with a restraining leach. Wakaba looked dreamingly at the sight as she imagined herself taking...
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#7 | Back to Top12-31-2006 05:14:21 PM
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fried onions all over the school, mistaking them as garlic, for she fears vampires most. Suddenly...
生命是奇蹟，但是為什麼生活是痛苦的？
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#8 | Back to Top12-31-2006 05:38:33 PM
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...our hero or was it heroine Utena shown up at least and she braced herself for the coming glomp.
"UTENA-SAMA!" Nanami shouted without warning as she jumped out of nowhere and attempted to suffocate Utena by smothering her with her chest. Naturally, Wakaba was not happy having her rival beating her to the punch and...
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#9 | Back to Top12-31-2006 05:44:33 PM
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borrowd Anthy's saw, trying to chop Nanami in half. Just before the blade touched Nanami's hair, Touga's sword...
生命是奇蹟，但是為什麼生活是痛苦的？
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#10 | Back to Top12-31-2006 06:15:52 PM
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...blocked the saw and she told Wakaba, "I cannot allow you to touch a hair on my widdle sister's head." Utena was oblivious to the whole thing mainly because she was trying to free herself from Nanami's chest as...
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#11 | Back to Top12-31-2006 06:26:46 PM
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Dios entered her body and made her swapped her body with Nanami.
Nanami screamed inside Utena's body,'Cook me the body swap curry, Keiko!'
Keiko answered...
生命是奇蹟，但是為什麼生活是痛苦的？
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#12 | Back to Top12-31-2006 06:36:51 PM
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"Who do you think you are? I answer only to Nanami." Utena who was taken over by Nanami was relieved to be released from the chest of doom as Nanami who was taken over by Dios fell unconcious...
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#13 | Back to Top12-31-2006 08:22:04 PM
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...only to wake up in the backseat of the Akio Car, the owner leering at her with something like anticipation...
Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.
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#14 | Back to Top12-31-2006 08:27:05 PM
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...akin to that which she was more used to showing towards her own elder brother. She quickly sat up, kicking him in the face while doing so, and took over the car as Akio fell onto the hood, blinded. Nanami then...
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"I'm bringing paxil back. (Yup)
My HMO might just pick up the tab. (Yup)
I got the tremors and I need a nap. (Yup)
I gave my rent check to them Pfizer cats."
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#15 | Back to Top12-31-2006 08:36:33 PM
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...red-lined the vehicle as she knew stuff all about stick shifts (other than that felt good) and as the engine started to cook from all the red-lining, Akio...
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#16 | Back to Top12-31-2006 08:40:22 PM
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fell off the hood and was run over. Kanae then appeared and went all movie-Kanae over Akio's death, but then she ran off with...
"I'm bringing paxil back. (Yup)
My HMO might just pick up the tab. (Yup)
I got the tremors and I need a nap. (Yup)
I gave my rent check to them Pfizer cats."
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#17 | Back to Top12-31-2006 08:53:31 PM
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...Tsuwabuki because she is in fact a closet Shotacon. Tsuwabuki was less than happy with this chain of events mainly because he had almost completed his carefully laid trap designed to place Nanami in danger so he can 'rescue' her and she would fall for him...
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#18 | Back to Top12-31-2006 09:11:44 PM
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...so Kanae, sensing this, ditches Tsuwabuki for Miki, the true jailbait of the series. She also decides to pursue Mamiya also, revealing a slight penchant for necrophilia. Unfortunately for Mamiya...
(I'm trying to give Kanae a better fate than the series does ^^;)
"I'm bringing paxil back. (Yup)
My HMO might just pick up the tab. (Yup)
I got the tremors and I need a nap. (Yup)
I gave my rent check to them Pfizer cats."
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#20 | Back to Top01-01-2007 02:48:10 AM
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...freshly baked cookies. Which prompted Kanae to...
Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source.
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#21 | Back to Top01-01-2007 03:51:40 AM
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Forge a strict "cookies for sex" contract with Mamiya which was dutifully held up every thursday between the hours of 2 and 6 PM EDT. Meanwhile, Kozue...
Hinotori made this post, and then went back and changed it later. Such is life.
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#22 | Back to Top01-01-2007 11:49:16 AM
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Re: Let’s rewrite SKU one incomplete paragraph at a time.
decided to sex up everyone on campus - male, female, adult, child, ANYONE. However, her plan met a hitch when...
"I'm bringing paxil back. (Yup)
My HMO might just pick up the tab. (Yup)
I got the tremors and I need a nap. (Yup)
I gave my rent check to them Pfizer cats."
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#23 | Back to Top01-01-2007 03:04:24 PM
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...she made her move on Anthy who wasn't into having sex with anyone who wasn't either engaged to her or her brother. Meanwhile, Utena was having an eyeful of nubile fangirls as they squeal, bounce and flutter their eyes at her after she owned a rival basketball team stocked with senior high school boys as looked around searching for any signs of either Nanami or Wakaba as they both had a tendency to...
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#24 | Back to Top01-01-2007 07:29:40 PM
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Re: Let’s rewrite SKU one incomplete paragraph at a time.
...grind themselves against her back, which kinda hurt in the evenings, so she had to...
Roses have thorns to stop those who would dare deny their right to live.
Razara's Postulate: For every lover of lesbians out there, there is an equal and opposite attraction to Dippin' Dots.
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#25 | Back to Top01-01-2007 07:32:37 PM
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...hire an acupuncturist, whom, incidentally, happened to be Mikage, in a surprise, early spoiler role! Although, Mikage kind of preferred his customers to be more...
"I'm bringing paxil back. (Yup)
My HMO might just pick up the tab. (Yup)
I got the tremors and I need a nap. (Yup)
I gave my rent check to them Pfizer cats."
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