In the Rose Garden / Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

Nova · Back to Top

Brush them with vigor.

How the hell did I end up as one of those people who owns a guitar but cannot play more than three chords on it?

The_Lame_Goat · Back to Top

You got it as a gift from your brother, had a few lessons, then had to take a break to focus on a cello related scholarship and forgot to pick the lessons back up. (my real life situation)

How can I get a puppy to follow me home?

crystalwren · Back to Top

Nova wrote:
Brush them with vigor.

How the hell did I end up as one of those people who owns a guitar but cannot play more than three chords on it?

You can only play three chords because you only have three fingers.

How can I get ahead?

QQQQQ · Back to Top

crystalwren wrote:
You can only play three chords because you only have three fingers.

Django Reinhardt would like a word with you.

How can I get ahead?

Guillotine.

How do I find true love?

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Yasha · Back to Top

Look in the last place you left it emot-dance

Is hate something like a bad pickle, or more like the destruction of everything you know and love?

crystalwren · Back to Top

It's not the hate of the pickle that counts, it's how it makes you feel inside.

What's the price of eggs in China?

Yasha · Back to Top

Depends on whether they're counterfeit.

Where do ideas come from?

satyreyes · Back to Top

Well, Yasha, when a need and an opportunity love each other very much...

Who will write me a limerick?

Atropos · Back to Top

There once was a man from Nantucket...

If you die in high school, do you die in real life?

crystalwren · Back to Top

No, because there is no such thing as high school. It's babysitting under the title of 'education'.

Is that a box of Viagra in your pocket, or are you genuinely happy to see me?

TheOnlyFlorence · Back to Top

It's a microphone. Don't flatter yourself.

Why can't I find my Nerf bullets?

satyreyes · Back to Top

Because I put them all in my pocket. (But I am also happy to see you.)

Is Edward Scissorhands allowed to run?

crystalwren · Back to Top

Yes, he'd make a great Member for Parliament. emot-tongue

Could you please put your name down on the dotted line?

satyreyes · Back to Top

Nice try, Kira.

Will you do my wife for ten grand?

TheOnlyFlorence · Back to Top

Actually, I just wanna watch TV.

Where my alcoholics at?

crystalwren · Back to Top

I'm right here, dunno about the others.

If I made you my bitch, would you lick my boots?

Riri-kins · Back to Top

It depended on whether or not your boots tasted like chocolate.

What is the greatest invention ever?

satyreyes · Back to Top

You are, my darling robot. etc-love

What comes after the afterlife?

Atropos · Back to Top

I could show you...but I'd have to kill you.

What are my prospects for world domination by age 30?

TheOnlyFlorence · Back to Top

Do it or don't.

Where did I leave my papercraft tweezers?

crystalwren · Back to Top

On the space shuttle, just before it took off. You'll never see them again.

Do you think Anthy is good in bed?

satyreyes · Back to Top

Yes, she is good...

Why do I attempt humor at 1:30 in the morning?

crystalwren · Back to Top

Because you have no shame.

Who snavelled the last Twistie?

zeedikay · Back to Top

The last time I saw it, it was being worshiped as a fertility idol by a developing tribe of cockroaches deep within the cabinet under the kitchen sink.

Why are dandelions considered weeds anyways?

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Mangorabbit · Back to Top

Because if they were called "eggplants" it would make even less sense.

What is the number for 911?

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