Dearest Cunt:

However the fact that you believed it (and that you're still talking to me afterward) shows that you were dropped on your head as a baby. That's right. Dropped by the drunken Makio right out the window, while Anthy-kunt smoked a ciggie. Ah the miracle of incest! Nobody can blame your dear daddy Akio for dropping you (or Anthy for not giving a fuck) once they see your face, which resembles the back-end of the Nanami-cow.

Well, if I am the fuck child of said people above, then I'm certainly better off than you. My parents may have been incestuous, but they were near god like in power and at least nice to look at. Unlike Cheif Mabula and his lover, the genetic cesspool of de-evolution. He told me the story once, of how you were conceived...

Under a full kolala's ass one evening, the smell of decay and filth lingering in the air, the half bred monkey nigger also known as your dad went down to the abyss, and, using all his collected smegma from the years of never bathing, began jerking off. But, that wasnt enough. He needed more. So, taking nearby sticks and rocks, began shoving them up his ass, faster and faster, until it was packed tight. Picking up his wart-covered over-ripe banana, he began again, gritting his tooth, and licking the shit from his fingers as he slathered love over himself.

In the distance, an animal heard his amorous call. Soon, your dad was jerking his matchstick faster and faster while a platypus pissed in his face, gargling and slurping and wagging his tongue. The night began to play 'their song', otherwise known as that fucking didgeridoo, the snot running down your dad's boil-laden face adding to it's sweat-induced intensity.

The end was fast approaching, and using his spear, began cutting his nipples off, fountains of blood mingling with the piss, the smegma and the necrosis, rocks and twigs shaking from it's place nestled deeply inside his puckered pink spider. The bone lodged in his nose even began swinging back and forth, faster and faster, with more vigor and intent with each pull, yank and twist.

And then finally.....it happened.

Pus dribbled out from the tip, and spilled on the ground. There, it met your mother - urine, rot, feces and disease.   

Touching story, really. But, I digress.

By the way, please stop sending me pictures of yourself. They make me vomit.



Warmest regards,

Madam Cheezy

Last edited by Madam Cheezy (12-16-2008 01:34:36 AM)

Storm wrote: EDIT OOC, nicely done there. emot-rofl

OOC: Nicely done yourself. With your well-chosen flames I'm really feeling the burn.

Storm also wrote: Damn, what is it about Aussie chicks and kangaroos? That's just not right, ladies. And I do use the term "ladies" loosely here, loosely because your twat is sadly tent-like....you should really know better than to try to carry Joeys in your "pouch" sharnii.

I'll carry what I damn well want to in my tent-like twat, thank you very much. I know you're just emphasizing it's largeness because of your own inadequacy - a cock that couldn't fill one of Tsuwabuki's nostrils, let alone the vagina of any human female.

I suppose that doesn't really bother you though, what with the types and parts you normally try to slip your pinky-sized-winky into.

Madam Cheezy wrote: Unlike Cheif Mabula and his lover, the genetic cesspool of de-evolution. He told me the story once, of how you were conceived...

Let us add racism to your long list of failings. Just because my father looks more like an ape crossed with all 3 of Nanami's nerds than a regular human, doesn't mean you should call him politically incorrect names. He's "Chief Retard" to you, peon!

the half bred monkey nigger also known as your dad

Quoting his lineage word for technical word, is hardly an insult.

Picking up his wart-covered over-ripe banana, he began again, gritting his tooth, and licking the shit from his fingers as he slathered love over himself.

It sounds like you were there. Getting your jollies on. I suppose that's quite possible for a woman of your advanced years.

Touching story, really. But, I digress.

There was quite a lot of touching in that story, true, but it also wasn't scientifically possible. I suppose you must have pulled it out of your ass, in yet another vain attempt to get some jollies. Here's a clue. Your clit is at the front of your girl-thing.

Or at least it would be, if you weren't an inbred illegitimate sex-spawn conceived during an 80s music video that went a tad too far. As in Makio took his pantaloons off. Since you're missing a few key genes, I really think he should have kept them on...

By the way, please stop sending me pictures of yourself. They make me vomit.

I just want to show you how good it could be for you, if you could grow some hair. And a clit. And if you could stop spying on people's private sexual business and find an insecure metrosexual so concerned about his sexuality, and so fucking desperate for sex that he'd drug his relative unconscious and have at her. While still wearing his pantaloons and smiling at the video camera.

Oh wait, that sounds just like your Dad. Go talk to him, bitch, it can't hurt. I hear your Mum's gone walkabout (omg are you Aboriginal too?!) with a lesbian with anger management issues, and that your Dad's pretty lonely. Maybe even lonely enough to do you. Hope springs eternal!

JelliKatz wrote: ...Did you seriously just post a picture of your vagina?

OCC:

Stephanie wrote: I thought I should avoid it as it would hurt feelings of people and such, and things may get personal..

OOC: I know what you mean, Steph - I would hate to offend someone with my poisonous words of hate.
...Having said that, I think this is the one place where you can drip such words completely malice free, and enjoy exerting your evil creativity to boot!
If you had issues with someone, you wouldn't be flaming them here.

Don't flatter yourselves. This thread could put me to sleep.

LOL
That's as far as my evil streak goes.

Heh, and where did you two get your silly puns? From kindergardens?

You two would make a good couple cause no one in the earth would want you! So borrinnggg..

We're not asking for your opinion where she lives, you dimwi--

Stormcrow wrote:

Sharnii is so stupid that she saw my snow angle picture and decided to do her own. RIGHT NOW.

And if you don't get why that would make her stupid, try learning some geography. Idiots.

Didn't you ever hear of 'Christmas miracles'?

Tch. Jews.

Stormcrow wrote:

Oh, it's ON!

Ran out of inspiration?

The angle between ones stupidity level, and the snow level... which is actually on minus here...

sharnii wrote:

Arki is so racist that the Hitler Youth asked him to start a new chapter. He said: "yes please, I need a meaning in life, and I sure as shit don't have one right now."

I was so surprised when I saw you working there as a secretary.

In the full boss-fucking way, that is.

The same is the percentage amount of shitty posts that you post...

Miss Bluesky wrote:

Stormcrow wrote:

Sharnii is so stupid that she saw my snow angle picture and decided to do her own. RIGHT NOW.

And if you don't get why that would make her stupid, try learning some geography. Idiots.

What's a snow angle? :S

A snow angle...is...your mother's a whore.


In passing, I'd like to point out that sharnii is so lazy that she has slept for the last 6 months and not noticed that it's almost the height of summer in Australia at the moment.

Oh, and Arki is...um...really tall. So fuck you Arki.

What, do you really think it's worth my time to come up with GOOD insults for you schmucks?

Stormcrow wrote:

What, do you really think it's worth my time to come up with GOOD insults for you schmucks?

You know, if this were your first post here, I wouldn't say anything. But after so many failed attempts at insulting, that excuse hardly works.