Some crazy lesbian stalker from the eight grade division was able to blackmail the chairman for Juri's phone number, e-mail account, and facbook url, using his actual penis size as the clincher, and thus Juri was doomed to fall ill due to incessant requests for her to become a personal Juri, and she collapsed and died.

Kama Sutra

Touga got the brilliant idea to get the Student Council together to spy, from a conveniently placed window, on Utena and Anthy on their Friday night love escapade, though being spotted, Utena stormed out of the dorm, half-dressed, and gave those perverts what was coming to them.

Sesame Street

Saionji spent a whole shit-load of money on Toblerone bars since he because addicted to them last Christmas.

Annoying voices

I will post all the sentences that have been done so far, otherwise it would end up been too long. Its already pver 3,000 words long and its only page 5.

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One fine morning, Nanami was roller-blading while been pulled by psycuotic pigmy pandas, when a ball of flaming chunky-monkey flavoured ice-cream slammed into her half eaten Vodka Pear Poptart.

"Oh my God, I hope Tsuwabuki comes and saves me soon before these evil pandas kill me, because Tsuwabuki is that strong!" She screamed.

Suddenly, zombie Steve Urwin appeared and proclaims that he will be wrestling with his inner lesbian and leapt in like a gazelle doped on butter-menthol.

A newspaper was thrown in front of Nanami, it read that the Tampa Bay Rays were once again changing their name, this time to the Tampa Bay Sting Rays.

Miki received a wooly mammoth in the mail last Wednesday evening, which astounds Kozue, because she distictly remembered asking for Dragon Wax to help her orgasm whenever she flossed her toes.

Akio believe putting gas into his car was considered 'pump-action', much to Anthy's confusion.

Two naked lesbians on a street luge, kissing, were spotted on Route 66 just a mile away from a huge car pile up caused by a half-dozen of drivers who claimed to have witnessed the pair passing along the highway.

Touga entered his bathroom one day to find a bunch of super models throwing up in his toilet.

Two anorexic sows injected with computer chips, slivered in from under Utena's laundry basket in the hopes of discovering the secrets to creating super mega awesome, glow in the daylight German Tiddlywinks disks.

Saionji was hated by Jews because he said he wished he could have been a Nazi and that all Nazis ruled.

At the Ohtori Hospital for the Mentally Bamboozled, Juri was failing to prevent the nurses from giggling like Irish schoolgirls when the doctor was forced to use a crowbar to remove an iPod from her rectum.
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At the big school barbecue, Akio had to use his hands to flip the burgers because Anthy had hid the BBQ-tongs when he refused to let her have alone time with Utena.

Though remembering nothing of the duels of the previous day, the Black Rose duelists each awoke to find themselves with massive, first degree burns.

Juri hired a female plumber, because she heard that all female plumbers are lesbians.

While innocently surfing the Internet, Miki came across a pop-up adverts to a porn website and went over math equations in his head until his face didn't feel so hot.

Utena hates math and science like any good hearted human being.

While wearing an undershirt, Touga set up dominoes to knock over.  After a moment's awkward silence, Touga realized that Miki said he was into, "big fat clocks", not... well you know...

The dueling arena became a spot for the student council to do drugs, their favorite being mushrooms.

It was a difficult decision, but Touga decided to devote himself to masturbating for the death of kittens because the cause was right to provide mercy killing before Nanami could huff their souls into oblivion.

The surfing instructor was understandably confused when a trio of elephants approached him, asking for lessons.

Miki pulled out his giant dictionary to find the definition of shenanigans, but sadly couldn't find it.

If you drop a penny from the top of the Chairman's tower, you can in fact inflict mortal injury.

Akio went in for an ovary transplant one day, but the doctors said they didn't do ovary transplants, anywhere.

Touga got a plasma TV for less than ten dollars after blackmailing the salesman.

Unlike most in character male characters, Saionji was ecstatic to find M rated, yaoi fanfiction that was Touga/Saionji on fanfiction.net while not being out of canon about it.

It was then that Shiori decided to perform a strip tease for Juri, seeing as how she'd finally come to her senses and realized that Juri was a sexy beast.

"I need to stop being a lazy SOB and get my license." said Akio.

Keiko was sharing her bento with the other two of Nanami's henchgirls when Nanami staggered towards them and pointed at Keiko,
"How dare you contribute to the mass slaughter of innocent cows when you could have saved thousand of widdle moo-moos just by killing a few stupid whales, after all they are the Beef of the Sea you know."

"Christ almighty, where in the hell are the moist towelettes?" cried Miki as he searched his handbag frantically, "If Kozue finds out that I like to wear makeup and her clothes and chat up sailors, she will cut off my balls and make me eat them."

"OMG, I have no topic to talk about!" Cried Nanami in a frenzy.

After watching massive amounts of Yuri, Utena receive enlightenment that she was in fact in love with Anthy, to Anthy's escalating joy.

After Keiko, Aiko, and Yuuko quit, Nanami went through hell, they to find new evil henchmen to work for her.

Saionji purchased a collector's boxset of old, animated Disney films without realizing all DVDs had been edited by the Walt Disney staff to have pornographic extras, clearly demonstrating the blackness of Disney's hole of a soul.

During class one day, Stormtroopers stormed in and started knocking desks over and shooting things.

Tsuwabaki was abducted by a Teenage Mutant Turtle who did not let him go until he gave the deranged turtle a whole pizza to feed him and his starving family living in Ohtori's sewer line.

Saionji was bored one day, so he went to the red light district of Tokyo to try leather bondage, only to find out he was allergic to leather.

Just when Shiori thought she might have finally been the best at something Juri's name appeared above hers on the video game's high score list.

When Anthy smokes the pipe, bubbles come out, when Nanami smokes the pipe, the pipe smokes her in the end.

As she left Ohtori, Anthy planted explosives at the base of the cocktower and set them to go off at noon the next day. 

Unfortunely of Anthy, a group of wild animals were chasing Nanami for the sheer schadenfreude of it and trambled over the bomb, thus nearly defusing it.

While eating M&Ms, Wakaba stumbled across the bombs and reported them to the principal.

When danger about the bomb reared its ugly head,
the principal bravely turned his tail and fled,
yes the brave principal turned about
and gallantly he chickened out
and while he was screaming like a little girl,
Wakaba simply played with her foregead curl.

When rebels heard about the bombing, they thought it would be cool to go out smoking beside the bomb, which scared more then half the student body.

Saionji loves police, so there was no surprise that he was a cop for Halloween. What was surprising were the assless chaps he donned as well.

Akio often had fantasies when reading the Harry Potter books, so he custom ordered a blow up doll of Malfoy.

Utena decided hot lesbian sex was better than any service Akio could have delivered in some back seat of some sports car.

All the students at Ohtori filed a lawsuit against Akio because he tried to have sexual intercourse with all of them.

Cats were surprisingly good stir fried with beans and rice, Nanami decided.

When the Justice League found out how Nanami was treating cats, they decided to seek her out and punish her in the name of all cats.

Touga's application to the Justice League was yet again turned down due to his flirting with Wonder Woman, and Batman, and the Flash, and Zatana.

Wakaba had a weird licorice pizza induced nightmare where she turned into a basement dwelling doormat and Madam Lamer was her Mai Waifu... she vowed never to combine weed and water-polo again.

It wasn't common knowledge but Akio was a hardcore /b/-tard who especially liked making fun of animus with crossdressing girls as protagionists as well as their campy arch-enemies.

Mitsuru thrust his hips just as the man did in the video he saw, as the high pitched "HOOOO" played in the background and prayed that this would make him a buffet of manliness as well.

Out of curiosity, Miki joined 4chan and was permanently scared for life.

While it is true that Utena does like to dress up in a boy's uniform, it seems that the girls of this Academy developed a weird fetish as far as Utena and Juri are concerned.

Saionji was really to lazy to cook his meal one night, so he ate it raw and got infected by a tapeworm.

"One of these days, I will chain up the Chairman and ravish him until he wilts." Madam Lamer told Miki while she was as drunk as a very drunk person.

Anthy bought some sausage mince at the market on day in order to make dinner for Utena and herself that night.   

Akio and Utena were playing Duel Monsters with their trading cards when Utena came upon Two Naked Lesbians on a Street Luge which caused her to miss her next turn which subsequently resulted in Akio activating the Invisible Hot Dog card which thus resulted in one leaving the game to find a certain Tamali Indian girl and the other to lament the fact that he would never get a girl in bed again.

But on his way home, some trailor trash bitch reject offered him a magic 8-Ball in exchange for some nookie, naturally been the smart no-nonsense guy that he was, he accepted.

Akio dipped his cock in glow-in-the-dark goo to make girls gasp at how big it was in the dark, but instead got poisoning from it.

Reading the warning label on Disney's Bambi goes to Dallas, Kozue smiled at first when it read: Contains Sex, Drugs, Adult Situations, Gorn, but she threw the DVD away out of sheer revulsion when in smaller print, the co-stars included Barney the Dinosaur. "There is such a thing as going too far you know." she muttered in disgust.

It all started with Anthy seductively eating some KFC when Utena suddenly started shimmying to Chu-Chu's horror to some crappy Paris Hilton song while inching her way over to a bemused Anthy with a chicken wing hanging out of her mouth.

It was then that Utena climbed up on the table in front of Anthy and started a seductive table dance, which caused Anthy to get wet in her panties and Chu-Chu to 'Chu' in confusion.

Kozue started watching some old TV sitcoms featuring a white bigot named Archie Bunker to the annoyance of her boy-toy brother, Miki, who was trying to get the show's theme song stuck out of his head as he forced himself to listen to some growling metalhead on his iPod, but this only caused him to foam at the mouth like Saionji when the latter was off his meds, which made Kozue laugh in vile bemusement as she grabbed her pink, fluffy handcuffs and proceeded to chain a foaming and flailing Miki to the bedpost. 

Utena decided that since she was the dueling champion, that she would change the rules of the duel so that instead of fighting with swords, they would play a game of basketball up in the dueling arena, which caused all the student council members to yell at her since they didn't play basketball and only practiced sword fighting.

The Student Council became very confused when End of the World began sending them e-mails with confusing, funny emoticons consisting of: in that order.

Saionji was absolutely broke one day, so he applied for a job at a Japanese Starbucks, but did not get it, so he bought a lot of coffee there, hoping to reverse their decision and ended up bankrupt.

The soft moans emanating from less than innnocent lips, resounded within the Kaoru household as even the hung paintings shivered in extasy.

Touga and Saionji decided to go on a fishing trip together, but instead of using a fishing pole, they decided it'd be more fun to use a bug zapper to catch the fish, but luckily for the fish, they electrocuted themselves before they could toss it in the water.

When the new duels involved matches between prowess on fighting games for various game consoles, Miki soon found himself to be the new Champion.

Akio attached laser beams to the Akio Car in an attempt to make it look cooler, instead the laser beams ended up exploding catching the Akio Car on fire, making Akio the laughing stock of the school while he was frantically trying to put it out.

So much pent up sexual frustration caused Saionji to finally explode...in a bagel.

After having sex with Anthy, all Utena could talk about was how she planned to eat a bowl of Toasty O's the next morning for breakfast, causing Anthy to wonder if she was really that bad in bed, when actually Utena just talked about food every time after sex no matter who it was with or how good it was.

According to the infomercial Anthy watched last night, paying only 10 easy payments for $49.95 for the Vac-U-Suk us a bargain, but since Juri was watching while under the doona naked with her, Juri told her that she would be getting it on sale.

After Shiori ran off with some random guy, Juri stopped believing in true love saying that both true love and miracles didn't exist, causing her to become emo and start wearing black all the time.

One of the weirder discoveries Juri found out when she was an Emo was that when she cut herself, she was able to lose several litres of blood without dying which she thought was stange as that sort of thing normally only happens in animes, not in real life.

While shopping for Nanami's lunch, Tsuwabuki found cranberry poptarts so he decided to buy them, even though he did not like cranberries, only because everyone at his school though poptarts were awesome so he wanted to be cool.

Juri, after getting over her emo spell, decided to be drunk with power and ambition and set out to establish the first big corporation which primarily aimed to manufacture through cheap labor in poor, developing nations, the Bionic Shiori Sex Doll.

A game of Monopoly was played to determine the future of the Bionic Shiori Sex Dolls, which Juri did not like since Monopoly was just a game and had nothing to do with sex dolls selling, causing her to go emo again.

Utena was in dire need of a wardrobe change, Anthy decided, and that's how Utena became the first student on Ohtori premises to own a pair of denim jeans.

A bottle of vodka magically appeared at the student council meeting area one day, causing Touga, Saionji, and Miki to get curious and drink some, which turned into a bad idea when they all spent the next morning throwing up in the toilet.

The Student Council and Utena agreed to restart the duels using giant swords, so Utena wielded Cloud's buster sword, Touga took the masamune, Saionji the murasame, Juri the Atma Weapon, and Miki used a giant butter knife.

Utena came home one day to find Anthy watching TV, what was most surprising is that she was watching the Muppets and actually seeming to enjoy it.

Shiori went to Dillards in order to shop lift some expensive crap and sell it off of Ebay to some American living in Switzerland.

Saionji put in a The Clash CD, because he was so hard core and rocked out.

The Akio Car, though illegal in over twenty-three countries, is a car manufactured for the convenience of side-businessmen specializing in steamy dates and steamy adult situations in the back seat while also being able to accelerate without a foot on the gas by reading PSI mind waves and the psychic frequencies of various sex hormones.

When Wakaba for out about the duels, Touga called her an espionage, causing Wakaba to Google the word since she had no idea what it meant to find out that it might she knew something she shouldn't have known.

Ever since Mitsuru hit puberty, his previous infatuation for Nanami had becomw twisted that now he got hot and bothered whenever he saw Nanami being humiliated publically.

Utena and Anthy snuck into Akio's room one night and used a pair of nipple clamps to execute sweet revenge.  However, because such devices were acknowledged to be so sick, twisted, and horrible, they were henceforth banned from Earth by the International Civil Rights Union.

After the cowbell incident, Anthy purchased a cattle prod to poke Nanami with whenever she saw her, which annoyed Nanami to no end since she didn't like being poked and made Tsuwabuki very hot.

"Is Miki playing Pokemon Red?" Touga wondered aloud.

"I wish you would stop trying to Shoop da Woop and just scoop up the poop like I ordered you to earlier Ms Tenjou." Madam Lamer exclaimed.

Saionji wasn't sure how, but somehow he caught lupus causing a whole bunch of girls to send him get well cards, but not actually visit him in fear of getting it themselves.

This guy most be a total putz if his mudkip loses to a wurmple, thought Utena as she watched a random Pokemon lp on Youtube.

One day, Akio had a very unfortunate accident in the Akio Car leading to his untimely death, and Anthy decided to cheap out on his funeral since he treated her so badly by tossing his body in a ditch and holding a 'service' there, which consisted of people gathering and sharing there hate/sexual interest of Akio.

Utena gained a great deal of extra popularity ever since Miki started to record the duels and post them on Youtube, this led to unfortuneable memes like ZOMG TEH ANTHYS!

After Akio was buried, Anthy noticed he was displaying signs of rigor mortis causing in to flinching in disgust and run home so Utena could help her wipe the memory away.

Some crazy lesbian stalker from the eight grade division was able to blackmail the chairman for Juri's phone number, e-mail account, and facebook URL, using his actual penis size as the clincher, and thus Juri was doomed to fall ill due to incessant requests for her to become a personal Juri, and she collapsed and died.

Later that night, Anthy convinced Utena to try the Kama Sutra, it was very hot and Touga was spying on the the entire time, making him get a huge boner.

Touga got the brilliant idea to get the Student Council together to spy, from a conveniently placed window, on Utena and Anthy on their Friday night love escapade, though being spotted, Utena stormed out of the dorm, half-dressed, and gave those perverts what was coming to them.

"Today's special edition of Sesame Street in Ohtori Academy was brought to you by the Hiragana pyo and the number hachi (8)."

Saionji spent a whole shit-load of money on Toblerone bars since he because addicted to them last Christmas.

Utena was beginning to wonder where the annoying voices were coming from that insisted on making odd comments whenever she walked past; it was as if there were someone shadowing her every move...

Now we continue with the next lot.

Last edited by Tamago (08-09-2009 08:48:42 PM)

Later on during a particularly freaky storm, Aiko, Keiko and Yuuko were meeting with Mitsuru to make a deal offering him a collection of  'candid' photos pf Nanami in various states of undress in exchange for movies of Touga engaging in yaoi-ish games with someone dressed like a hamster.

KY jelly

YW A_Man I plan on doing a chapter post ever 5 pages or so as to avoid been too much to read at one time.

Nanami saw a sleeping cat and from now on it'll keep sleeping.

Height complex

It was just last week when students started to question why their school had shadow play girls, causing mass confusion and people to commit suicide.

Air conditioning

Juri set out on a mission to prove Santa Claus didn't exist to all the of the world, because she felt that if she couldn't believe in miracles, no one could.

Heavy metal music

Touga loves thesaurus, but he never understands why no thesaurus ever listed his name as synonyms to the word handsome.


SPAM

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The anime never shown it, but Anthy earned quite a lot of money from selling naked photos of her brother.


purple hair

For a number of years, Saionji felt utterly defeated because Touga had more body hair than him.



Shaving cream~

Gender confusion was found to be contagious when Akio, Anthy, and Miki all began to wear clothing pertaining to the opposite sex while trying to emulate princesses and princes infused in their imaginations.

fruit cake

Saionji ended up using a lot of bathroom tissue when he got a really bad case of diarrhea after eating Anthy's special spicy curry that didn't explode and cause people to switch bodies.

Wrist cramps