This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Utena: "Recommended daily allowance of lesbian! Right here! Go pearl diving, baby!"
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Mikage: Fire isn't a toy, kids!!
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Nanami: "Sweetness is as sweetness does."
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Akio: Does this little sea green bobble make me my ass look fat?
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Touga: Fat chicken, tasty and lovely,
Fat guys, lovelier than Anthy,
Fat Anthy, forever I'll kiss!
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Juri: Shiori, I love you.
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Utena: You are the most handsome guy in the world, Saionji.
Saionji *blushes*: I'm glad that you're in love with me, Utena. Let's make love, no war.
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Miki: "War is the only solution to all the real problems in the world. That, and passing a girl around through duels like an object."
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Touga: ... object of desire, me?
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Akio: *grunts* Me Bizarro Akio. Me no like sex and no like roses. D<
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Touga farts off-cameraUtena: Roses? Where's that smell coming from?
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Touga "From now on, I'm going to treat women as intelligent human beings, not objects of conquest."
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Chu-Chu: Conquest to World Revolution! I want Akio badly, CHU~
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Anthy: "CHU CHU! I want you to go get my drugs! Utena-sama's incompetent!"
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Anthy: "ME, bitch. It's all about ME, got it!?"
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Kozue: It is repulsing how many sinners there are here. They must accept Jesus into their lives before it's too late!
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Utena: "LATE! I'm late! You know what that means!? You have some serious explaining to do, Akio!"
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Ragnarok wrote:
Saionji: Wakaba, would you like to go out to dinner sometime?
It's sad because it's true.
Touga: My name is Touga Kiryuu. I'm 17 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
...oh wait...
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Touga: "Dueling sucks. Why don't we play hopscotch instead?"
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