gorgeousshutin wrote:

“How . . . this buttery taste is just like I remember from when my twin sister and I played kitchen together with a block of butter!  How gloriously glossy . . . my shining thing!”

Dirty.

So, I am genuinely going to try to not be rude here, but... what convinced you that this was indeed A Thing That Should Be Written And Posted? Because this is coming off as somewhat of a rant-y "EVIL FAT FEMINISTS ARE OPPRESSING ME AS A THIN PERSON BY CALLING ME FATPHOBIC" thing. If that is not the case, and there is some sort of actual, non-immaturely offensive satirical context to this, consider my post void. But I am honestly baffled by your intent here. How is this even remotely close to being a good, non-4chan-"humor"-filled parody, I suppose is what I am getting at? Frankly, it is coming off like it is mainly the result of personal bias, grudges, and an apparent need to vent.

Last edited by lunaopheliac (02-21-2014 04:01:28 AM)

So, I am genuinely going to try to not be rude here, but... what convinced you that this was indeed A Thing That Should Be Written And Posted? Because this is coming off as somewhat of a rant-y "EVIL FAT FEMINISTS ARE OPPRESSING ME AS A THIN PERSON BY CALLING ME FATPHOBIC" thing. If that is not the case, and there is some sort of actual, non-immaturely offensive satirical context to this, consider my post void. But I am honestly baffled by your intent here. How is this even remotely close to being a good, non-4chan-"humor"-filled parody, I suppose is what I am getting at? Frankly, it is coming off like it is mainly the result of personal bias, grudges, and an apparent need to vent.

Why are you on the Internet?

zevrem wrote:

So, I am genuinely going to try to not be rude here, but... what convinced you that this was indeed A Thing That Should Be Written And Posted? Because this is coming off as somewhat of a rant-y "EVIL FAT FEMINISTS ARE OPPRESSING ME AS A THIN PERSON BY CALLING ME FATPHOBIC" thing. If that is not the case, and there is some sort of actual, non-immaturely offensive satirical context to this, consider my post void. But I am honestly baffled by your intent here. How is this even remotely close to being a good, non-4chan-"humor"-filled parody, I suppose is what I am getting at? Frankly, it is coming off like it is mainly the result of personal bias, grudges, and an apparent need to vent.

Why are you on the Internet?

Can you really ask someone that?

(Of course you can! It's the Internet and everyone is FREE! But there's no need to be mean to each other because of that )

gorgeousshutin wrote:

I wish IRG threads with my more serious fics can grow just as fast . . .

tao te ching wrote:

Throw away holiness and wisdom,
and people will be a hundred times happier.
Throw away morality and justice,
and people will do the right thing.
Throw away industry and profit,
and there won't be any thieves.

If these three aren't enough,
just stay at the center of the circle
and let all things take their course.

Decrescent Daytripper wrote:

You did notice that everybody loves bootlicious Anthy, right? That Nanami and Saionji are always dicks?

Both/all sides seems to be parodied in the fic, while the author doesn't seem to be backing any horse in the race.

I missed the fat feminists oppressing the "me" who is thin and calling them fatphobic. Just some goofy paragraphs about the allure of butter and nostalgia, and Saio wanting Anthy to feel shame and wear longer skirts.

DD . . .

Then, to express my gratitude for your fair words, here comes another tibit:

Revolutionary Fit Girl Utena

How one fit teenage girl smashes the delusions of various unhealthy people at fat-logic-plagued Ohtori Academy.   

Warning: This parody fic has trigger-y elements including but not limited to fat logic, eating disorders, body image, misogyny, misandry etc so read at your own risk.

All characters belong to their respective owners.

Episode Eight: The Diet Pill High Trip
Anthy spikes the ingredients at Home Economics Class with powder-ized diet pills, thinking it will help everyone lose weight effortlessly.  As she spikes in generous portions, everyone in class gets high and sick instead.

Episode Nine: The Pill said to offer Effortless Beauty
Turns out Anthy gets her diet pills from an off-steroids Saionji, obsessed muscle-builder willing do anything to maintain his chiseled bod, except exercising and eating right.  As those ill-regulated meds actually contains amphetamine (plus other nifty stuff), Saionji’s behavior spirals out of control and is expelled

Episode Ten: Nanami's Precious Buns
Nanami's nostalgia-related fondness for her brother’s cherubic bubble butt comes to light, as she loses all self-restraint at seeing him wear the man-tights Anthy bought him for his birthday.  All hell breaks lose when she then catches Touga and Utena engaging in bun-minimizing jogging sessions.

Episode Eleven: The One Who Brings the Downer
Being the only fit, athletic kid at school makes Utena desirable to boys and girls both – to the point that her hot poll ranking gradually eclipses pretty boy Touga’s.  Small-minded, Touga starts spreading ugly rumors about her being (what else?) anorexic.  While Utena’s excellent  basketball playing proves her being healthy to the point of robust, the fact that she is flat-chest-ed from perhaps too much exercise has also come to her schoolmates’ attention . . .

Episode Twelve: For Fitness’s Sake, Perhaps
At having to confront her own flat-chested-ness, Utena’s once infallible self-esteem crumbles - to the point that she takes to considering implants despite knowing it will increase the risk of breast cancer.  Already she has taken to pleasure eating and not exercising (too depressed!).  While this brings her closer to Anthy (again the most desired girl now that Utena has wilted), it alarms older friends like Wakaba.  Meanwhile, Juri’s fat logic gradually crumbles under real logic, as she tentatively tries out Utena’s eating/exercise suggestions.  Having seen improvements in her own physique and well-being, the fashionista goes to Utena thank her.  The act inadvertently helps in shattering the fitness advocate’s uncertainty, saving her from depression and revitalizing her person.  Meanwhile, Touga’s malicious lies gets him branded as a petty man-bitch - one who's too tacky to maintain 'hot' status.  Crushed, the thin-skinned boy stops coming to classes and becomes a shut in. 

Episode Thirteen: Pot of Luck
The (fairly chunky) Acting Chairman devours an entire pot luck supper all by himself, all the while talking creepily to a large poster of Dios – the first waif boy to gain supermodel status, prior to abruptly disappearing off the fashion scene some years ago . . .

To be Continued . . .

lunaopheliac wrote:

still not sure what the hell "fat logic" even is.

Okay . . .

me wrote:

Warning: This parody fic has trigger-y elements including but not limited to fat logic, eating disorders, body image, misogyny, misandry etc so read at your own risk.

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me wrote:

Episode One: The Rose Booty
So of course her ignorant teacher has to constantly hassle her for being ‘anorexic’ (“You’re a GIRL!  Why do you look so BOYISHLY thin?!”

In case someone somehow mistakes the teacher as a FAT!Feminist, here are her visuals:

note her 'feminine' (not to be confused with 'feminist') figure

Yes, she's insensitive to Utena's boy build.  No, she never calls Utena fatphobic cause I've never written my parody that way (read Decrescent Daytripper's up post).
Here is one more:

me wrote:

Episode Seven: Juri’s Unfulfilled Stomach
“There’s no such thing as being healthily thin.”

Hope this clears up all 'confusions'

That was intended as a jocular, almost generic "dude, it's the Internet, what do you expect?" kind of thing, but I'll tone it down. And I admit on a second reading that it could easily be misinterpreted.

Last edited by zevrem (02-22-2014 06:43:48 PM)

Warning: This parody fic has trigger-y elements including but not limited to fat logic, eating disorders, body image, misogyny, misandry etc so read at your own risk.

All characters belong to their respective owners.

Episode Fourteen: The Boys against Fat Rolls

Online buddies going by the usernames of “Mikage” and “Mamiya” has hacked the school forum, such that random pages redirects to their thinspiration website:  Fat Rolls Suck.  Meanwhile Utena meets Anthy’s brother Akio, Ohtori’s hot Bear of an Acting Chairman, whose homemade desserts are good enough to make even a fitness-conscious girl like her succumb to the temptation of overindulging.  Kanae, Akio’s slender fiancée, finds herself bothered by her man’s ever-increasing waistline.  Having stumbled across Fat Rolls Suck, and interacting with Mikage online, she gets convinced that the only way to get Akio back in shape is for her to “motivate” him by submitting selfpics to the thinspo site . . . . Unbeknown to everyone else, Akio harbors feeder tendencies, and is the one responsible for Anthy's current BBW status.


Episode Fifteen: The Fridge Locked by Kozue

Triggered by the addictive taste of the Cronut Burger he tried at Anthy’s dorm, Miki’s craving for greasy junk food spirals out of control.  While not quite getting fat, the processed stuff has given him a bad case of the face puff -- to the point that he no longer resembles his twin sister Kozue.  Embarrassed on his behalf, Kozue tries unsuccessfully to get her brother to exercise moderation, before having to message Mikage for advice.  The thinspo guru urges her to go on a weak-long liquid diet before posting bikini pics to his site for use as thinspiration for her bro. When she faints publicly during recess on the third day, it is up to Utena to fitspire some sense back in both twins. 


Episode Sixteen: Nanami’s Curves (inspired by FC-Punk’s fanfic of the same name)

Nanami tries to upping her bra size  by eating more –- a lot more.  She ends up upping her waist size instead.

Man, to think this "story" is so loved over at FFML

Warning: This parody fic has trigger-y elements including but not limited to fat logic, eating disorders, body image, misogyny, misandry etc so read at your own risk.

All characters belong to their respective owners.


Episode Twenty-One: Troublesome Implants
Keiko, Nanami’s under-endowed sidekick, steals money off the rich brat to try and get breasts implants.  Discovering the theft, Nanami reports Keiko to school authorities, causing her to get kicked off all the clubs.  Hitting rock bottom, she then gets in a fight with Utena when the latter approaches her preaching the risks involved in surgical augmentations.     

Episode Twenty-Two: Nemuro Who?
Turns out “Mikage’s” real identity is Nemuro, who used to be a fashion journalist famous for his snarking on out-of-shape models.  His career got killed when his cruel comment on model Tokiko C’s cankles send the latter down the path of anorexia, and the biz against him.   Ostracized by the fashion industry, Nemuro turned into an unemployed shut-in.  Then, one day, he found in his email a selfie of this perfectly-proportioned boy waif.  The boy called himself “Mamiya”, claiming to be a student of Ohtori Academy.  Even though they’ve never met in real life, the two worked together to build the thinspo website “Fat Rolls Suck”.  Nemuro is now counting on the site becoming popular so he can re-entering legit entertainment journalism.

Episode Twenty Three: Qualifications of a Hottie
Mikage messages popular student Utena telling her she could stand to trim her “tree-trunk torso”.  Utena, confident in her fitness, messages him back telling him to stuff it.   Mikage sasses back that his buddy Mamiya has a smaller waist than Utena despite being a boy.  Mamiya, however, chooses just that moment to expose “himself” as actually being (surprise!) Anthy, with the “selfie” being a heavily photoshopped pic of herself.  Turns out the BBW had been trolling the fat shamer all along, all under the direction of her male!fat activist brother Akio.  Thus Fat Rolls Suck goes defunct as  Nemuro sinks back into obscurity.

Episode Twenty Four: Nanami’s Secret Eating (and Purging)
Tsuwabuki unwitting reveals the scandalously ridiculous Binge-Purge cycle Nanami has been relying on to keep her weight in check.

Warning: This parody fic has trigger-y elements including but not limited to fat logic, eating disorders, body image, misogyny, misandry etc so read at your own risk.

All characters belong to their respective owners.

Note: Updated for CelianAdellanie XD

Episode Twenty-Eight: Munching in the Dark

Ruka, Juri’s fashionisto stalker who was priorly hospitalized due to complications from pica, now returns to the Academy.  In denial of having a problem, Ruka takes to dressing his disorder up as a trendy fad diet (“Don’t you know that paper eating can curb hunger?”).  He gets Nanami eating the Chairman’s letters with him almost immediately upon his return to the Student Council.  Having mistaken him for Juri’s boyfriend, Shiori put the moves on Ruka trying to spite her rival.  The skinny-obssessed girl soon finds herself pulled into Ruka’s health-destroying “diet” in her quest to avoid actual food. 

Episode Twenty-Nine: Appetite Blues All Thanks to This Guy

With Shiori hospitalized from lead consumption (eating newspaper does that to a person), Ruka refocused his attentions on Juri, whom he tries to lure into pica-ism   Utena, fearing for Juri’s well-being, tries to intervene.  She is relieved to find Juri, having since adjusted to healthy living, unresponsive to Ruka’s freak.  All ends well, as the fit girls at last get Ruka admitting to having a disorder and admitted to a pica-treatment centre.

Last edited by gorgeousshutin (05-25-2016 10:45:26 PM)

gorgeousshutin wrote:

Warning: This parody fic has trigger-y elements including but not limited to fat logic, eating disorders, body image, misogyny, misandry etc so read at your own risk.

All characters belong to their respective owners.

Note: Updated for CelianAdellanie XD

Episode Twenty-Eight: Munching in the Dark

Ruka, Juri’s fashionisto stalker who was priorly hospitalized due to complications from pica, now returns to the Academy.  In denial of having a problem, Ruka takes to dressing his disorder up as a trendy fad diet (“Don’t you know that paper eating can curb hunger?”).  He gets Nanami eating the Chairman’s letters with him almost immediately upon his return to the Student Council.  Having mistaken him for Juri’s boyfriend, Shiori put the moves on Ruka trying to spite her rival.  The skinny-obssessed girl soon finds herself pulled into Ruka’s health-destroying “diet” in her quest to avoid actual food. 

Episode Twenty-Nine: Appetite Blues All Thanks to This Guy

With Shiori hospitalized from lead consumption (eating newspaper does that to a person), Ruka refocused his attentions on Juri, whom he tries to lure into pica-ism   Utena, fearing for Juri’s well-being, tries to intervene.  She is relieved to find Juri, having since adjusted to healthy living, unresponsive to Ruka’s freak.  All ends well, as the fit girls at last get Ruka admitting to having a disorder and admitted to a pica-treatment centre.

LOL looks like everyone loves to make a joke outta Juri xD