This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Touga got a plasma tv for less than ten dollars after blackmailing the salesman.
Yaoi
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Unlike most in character male characters, Saionji was ecstatic to find M rated, yaoi fanfiction that was TougaxSaionji on fanfiction.net while not being out of canon about it.
Strip tease.
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It was then that Shiori decided to perform a strip tease for Juri, seeing as how she'd finally come to her senses and realized that Juri was a sexy beast.
License
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I need to stop being a lazy SOB and get my license
whales
Last edited by Epee_724 (08-05-2009 12:20:51 AM)
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Keiko was sharing her bento with the other two of Nanami's henchgirls when Nanami staggered towards them and pointed at Keiko, "How dare you contribute to the mass slaughter of innocent cows when you could have saved thousand of widdle moo-moos just by killing a few stupid whales, after all they are the Beef of the Sea you know."
moist towelettes
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"Christ almighty, where in the hell are the moist towelettes?" cried Miki as he searched his handbag frantically, "If Kozue finds out that I like to wear makeup and her clothes and chat up sailors, she will cut off my balls and make me eat them."
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After watching massive amounts of Yuri, Utena receive enlightenment that she was in fact in love with Anthy, to Anthy's escalating joy.
Evil henchmen
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Saionji purchased a collector's boxset of old, animated Disney films without realizing all DVDs had been edited by the Walt Disney staff to have pornographic extras, clearly demonstrating the blackness of Disney's hole of a soul.
Stormtroopers
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Tsuwabaki was abducted by a Teenage Mutant Turtle who did not let him go until he gave the deranged turtle a whole pizza to feed him and his starving family living in Ohtori's sewer line.
Leather bondage.
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Saionji was bored one day, so he went to the red light district of Tokyo to try leather bondage, only to find out he was allergic to leather.
Edit: Oops, I did it again.
Video games.
Last edited by The_A_Man (08-05-2009 11:27:39 AM)
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Just when Shiori thought she might have finally been the best at something Juri's name appeared above hers on the video game's high score list.
bubbles
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Unfortunely of Anthy, a group of wild animals were chasing Nanami for the sheer schadenfreude of it and trambled over the bomb, thus defusing it.
M&Ms
Last edited by Tamago (08-05-2009 04:00:26 PM)
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When danger about the bomb reared its ugly head, the principal bravely turned his tail and fled, yes the brave principal turned about and gallantly he chickened out and while he was screaming like a little girl, Wakaba simply played with her forehead curl.
smoking
Last edited by Tamago (08-05-2009 04:10:56 PM)
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When rebels heard about the bombing, they thought it would be cool to go out smoking beside the bomb, which scared more then half the student body.
Police
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Saionji loves police, so there was no surprise that he was a cop for Halloween. What was surprising were the assless chaps he donned as well.
Blow up doll Malfoy
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Utena decided hot lesbian sex was better than any service Akio could have delivered in some back seat of some sports car.
lawsuit
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Cats were surprisingly good stir fried with beans and rice, Nanami decided.
Justice League
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