This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
well, i've read a couple of five-word fics, and plenty of 100-word drabbles, and there's that couples claim challenge thing...this is sort of like that. i wrote these two last night/this morning; i like the first one better.
"I made you a milkshake," Mikage says, placing a tall glass on the table before his Bride; he hopes for an unguarded childlike grin, but instead Mamiya thanks him politely and proceeds to gulp down the drink with great vigor until Mikage remembers the younger boy is supposed to be sick.
Saionji is like many young Japanese people but unlike his fellow Student Council members in that he doesn't have a sister (well, Anshii doesn't either, but no one really counts her); of course he'd never admit to wanting something like that, and anyway, he doesn't.
now you post some. please??
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Miki had found a small slip of paper in the courtyard, and upon reading it, saw that it was a receipt for strawberry-scented lube, and though his curiosity was piqued, decided not to consciously connect it with the strawberry scent that had been lingering on his sister lately.
Why no, I can't write a serious Utena fanfiction.
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"Next time," Juri gasped as that blue-haired head finally moved up to lay on the pillow beside her, "Warn me about your piercings."
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Almaser wrote:
"Next time," Juri gasped as that blue-haired head finally moved up to lay on the pillow beside her, "Warn me about your piercings."
WOW. Go Miki.
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"Souji-san, according to your CV, you claim to have graduated from an Ohtori Academy," the Human Resources Officer exclaimed, "but when we did a computer check, we could not find any records that you even when to this academy; do you care to explain?"
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Giovanna wrote:
Almaser wrote:
"Next time," Juri gasped as that blue-haired head finally moved up to lay on the pillow beside her, "Warn me about your piercings."
WOW. Go Miki.
Are you so sure I meant Miki?
"So, Mr. Kiryuu, if you just apply the cream three times a day to the inflamed areas, it should all be cleared up in a week," the doctor smiled and gestured to the door, "I'll see you next week, I'm sure."
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Though he had been half-expecting it ever since his sister discovered boys, Miki was no less stunned by the news, and no less horrified when she told him who might be the father.
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"Miss Tenjou, due to your poor grade point average, appalling disciplinary record, and numerous assaults on fellow students, I have no choice but to expel you from Ohtori Academy."
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purplepolecat wrote:
"Miss Tenjou, due to your poor grade point average, appalling disciplinary record, and numerous assaults on fellow students, I have no choice but to expel you from Ohtori Academy."
Best anti-climax ever.
Okay.
Poised with a bottle of strawberry syrup, Anthy pointed out, "So you see, Utena-sama, that shaved ice on toast is clearly superior to my previous recipe."
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purplepolecat wrote: "Miss Tenjou, due to your poor grade point average, appalling disciplinary record, and numerous assaults on fellow students, I have no choice but to expel you from Ohtori Academy."
ROFLMAO I love it. Real life meets SKU.
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Akio knew deep inside that no matter how bored and empty her expression might seem, she in actual fact really really wanted him with every fibre of her flexible being.
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Ah Tenjou-san, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but the results from the IQ test came back negative and we've already sent for the cart to take you away to er...somplace nice.
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Anthy finished up with her latest batch of shaved ice and calmly inserted her massive chainsaw back into her bottomless chest-cavity, where it lived alongside all the other swords, black roses, ChuChu toys, and Akio toys.
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Utena stood before her in the tattered uniform, holding what was left of the épée with an apologetic look, but Juri responded with a lascivious grin and said, "I'm sure there's a way you can pay me back for it..."
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Ruka laid back with his pants undone while a certain wine-coloured girl furiously rubbed the full length of his weapon carefully polishing the tip, "Shiori, can you imagine what Juri would think if I was to describe what you were doing right now."
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OnionPrince wrote:
Utena stood before her in the tattered uniform, holding what was left of the épée with an apologetic look, but Juri responded with a lascivious grin and said, "I'm sure there's a way you can pay me back for it..."
Heck yeah!
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Utena turned back to her locker after giving the odd girl on the other side of the wall some advice, only to see Wakaba with eyes raised and the question, "Why were you talking to thin air, Utena-sama?"
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OnionPrince wrote:
Utena stood before her in the tattered uniform, holding what was left of the épée with an apologetic look, but Juri responded with a lascivious grin and said, "I'm sure there's a way you can pay me back for it..."
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Wakaba waited for Utena to turn the corner and come down the hallway; it had been a week since she'd seen her, so Wakaba prepared to give her the glomping of a lifetime.
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"...And that's how I ended up selling women's shoes," said Akio as he finished his tale with a forlorn sigh.
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satyreyes wrote: "I'd prefer you didn't tell anyone," said an embarrassed Chu Chu.
OMG rofl...and I don't even know what to think! I'm not sure what I should be imagining about ChuChu right now...but boy, is this funny.
and purplepolecat nice comic Did you draw? (don't laugh at me if it's the manga ppl, cos I still haven't read that...it seems really good like it could be the manga!)
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sharnii wrote:
and purplepolecat nice comic Did you draw? (don't laugh at me if it's the manga ppl, cos I still haven't read that...it seems really good like it could be the manga!)
It's from a Japanese doujinshi. I have it all scanlated, and I will upload it if anyone is willing to host. I love the artwork.
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"What do you mean that the elevator is broken?!", shouted Touga to Akio, as he found out, that he couldn't call the Seitokai meeting.
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Juri cuddled into the sheets of her bed, happy in the warm embrace of her surprising newfound lover- woolen underwear, in threes.
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Halfway up the incredibly long and winding flight of stairs leading up to the dueling arena in the friggin' sky (the sky! that's a long way up!), Utena had a heart attack...and that was the end of that.
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