much

amongst

(As this is the 30th page of this chapter, when this sentence is finished, I will post the entire chapter on a single post so you can have fun reading it as I been recording every word since this chapter began.)

of

(its one of the standard rules for these special chapters, that it is concluded during the 30th page.)

Royal

Tank

Brigade.

(Comity? do you mean Committee?)

I thought as much now I will post Chapter 11.

Chapter Eleven

Yesterday, Yetis approached sixty-nine flexible ammonites, begging sexual favours in exchange for Eternity.

However, today begins with strawberries over whipped salsa burning across the Rijichou's goldfish tamer.

Buckwheat cannons ruined Kevin's brother's fiancee's mother-in-law's grandfather's secretary's other mistress's panties.

Wakaba backhanded Chu-chu's rear into a pool of hungry, hungry hippos with unmatchable PWNage.

Villagers cooked Mikage's geese under a starlit supernova, celebrating Phenomenal Cosmic Underwear Week by sticking penises to Utena's bike-shorts covered with super-glue.

Elevators in Akio's cocktower reminded Juri that the Necronomicon must not be dropped into Winter's bathtub, lest killer-bees secrete bubblegum flavored chewing-gum on her face.

Elsewhere, cute catboys danced around merrily, unaware that Shiori had catnip mouses, courtesy of Pepsi-Cola. 

A million cigarettes of trippiness converged on Yuuko which resulted in absolute destiny getting remixed into chowder for a Batmitzvah in the pigsty.

Utena bit down squishily on some bunnies that pretended to give blood for virgin spelunkers aquatic fantasies.

However, condoms don't fit Akio, which means Kozue has to use socks when Akio decides that lobsters boiled in mucous taste like minki. Fortunately for Juri,

Ruka had a stroke, releasing Shiori's ectoplasm upon Miki's exposed skin, burning him to a cinder.

Naturally grown leeches stampeded from Saionji's urethra violently, without stopping Akio's hereditary smex machine.

The second jackalope mauled pedestrians, licking their dislocated optic cannons idly.

Meanwhile, Touga ate Fester's creamy cockpussy shaped mallo-puffs stuffed full with sparkly glitterdust.

A piano was smoking joints rolled most days tightly.

Mamiya massaged Mikage's underpants using frozen acid, which reacted surprisingly well to stiff pounding as if it were bread.

On Halloween, Nanami wore a dominatrix Chuchu rubber-suit because Touga wouldn't submit his homework in her vagina by plunging into ice repeatedly.

A-ko punched Shiori in front of rednecks smoking Akio's catcher's ball-cup for the lulz.

Utena's ovaries were transforming Chu-Chu's fantasies into reality programming for the ratings swung across a jackalope candy dispenser.

Rain soaked frogs dove from the shadows surrounding Kanae's bookmobile awning into a giant soap powered UFO.

They killed otaku giraffes with carrots infused with 50% extra Chemical-X.

Elsewhere, there lurked numerous STDs, just waiting for Luigi's go-kart to emit massive fart based molecules.

Miki played Battleship Apocalypse with Gul'dan, Warrior-Milkmaid of turbulent gastrointestinal cuisine-related incontinance during Winter themed mardi-gras,

smoking monkey grass like hippies.

Filthy fanboys surrounded by flaming Poptarts jumped for cover as Juri stripped off Wakaba's boxers with tweezers.

Just before midnight, Keroppon schemed to undress all the fangirls with beady anal-beads inserted up the sinuses because spring-time causes night-time

mischief for Nanami and gang.

Death by Cheese was usually reserved by corporate goblins for bathing their nether-regions with Pedo-Bear while Keiko screamed blue-murder at midnight.

Tetsuya stretched Chu-Chu's tail to astronomical levels, theorizing that love grows hydroponically.

Fridge-magnets were unintended for recreational use on sensitive body-parts.

Mikage pushed heroin cakes to support his baby panda-cubs trafficing in poop.

Juri slapped Anthy on her bed with Utena's raging carrot.

Hidden beneath a molecule, Utena found Anthy masturbating under duress to R.E.M.'s 'Superman'.

Touga tore through silk with a rusty piece of crappy nail-clippers. They only grazed Kozue's boob slightly causing inflammation to Touga's butt.

A chicken laid a massive ugly chia-pet that roared incoherently. Miki boned hard calculations over-night with raisins and boysenberry.

Kozue teased Miki mercilessly because of poop found in her boyfriend.

Hitler farted a tune called 'Tutti-Frutti' loudly.

Meanwhile, Einstein discovered boogers times (X) toe-jam equals ( slim.

Kanae sneezed orgasmically when Anthy fucked up Utena's sense of Feng-Shui and ruined boobs for Touga.

Incest happened a lot when Akio fucked morality with a splayd and even fucked ethics like a bitch.

Chu-Chu chewed a wire and electrocuted himself and farted grossly while burping.

Happiness exploded in curry, resulting in painful harmony with a hippy.

Kanae moaned as Kozue's Pez-dispenser moved deeper inside her Theory about toxic gas.

Tsuwabuki vomited great kangaroos when Nanami wore nothing but an earring.

'The Devil' coffee brand was a famous sex-offender favourite for Utena.

Cheese sculptures were adorning Saionji's scooter which ran poorly on anything.

"Help Dios Masticate!" cried Tokiko loudly as Anthy chewed Utena's horseradish which burnt her belly-button when Utena licked off Anthy's heat-sinks.

Japan wasn't straight when Utena removed a penis from her ear, ripping out many nasal-hairs.

A cat is saved when Touga prevents Nanami from buying a blender to test her pussy-pie recipe.

However, Saionji yawned a lot, thanks to Shiori's boobs.

Boobies interested Miki and Kanae because of Anthy's throbbing marmoset Chu-Chu.

A small penis was on Youtube causing much controversy amongst students of the Royal Lesbian Tank Committee Brigade.

The End

Last edited by Tamago (03-14-2009 09:07:35 PM)