satyreyes wrote:

Riri-kins wrote:

Mine are Kozue/Tatsuya . . .

You must hate that boy. 

Nah, I just figured his innocence would remind her of Miki's. She'd date him to get her brother's attention and after a while she'd realize she might not mind having a fling with him for no reason. Plus he would probably be the sweet nerdy type who instantly got attached to the woman who took his v-card.

RhythmFusion wrote:

Saionji/Utena (Read it in a fanfic once and have been unable to escape it since…

Idk, just reading this post caused me to think, "Wait a minute... the truth is actually that Sai's arrogant pride is merely a side effect of anger, a pattern in his subconscious that could just be the kind of adolescent flame that burns out in a few years. He could actually just shape up completely unexpectedly, and then it seems like no time has passed at all, but suddenly there's this fucking rad dude where The Beast once stood, bearing the same name and complexion but also greater wisdom and a nigh-perfect zen attitude to back it up."

And yeah, I'd shake that man's hand and be mighty proud to be graced with that sort of company. I could totally see Utena at least not having a problem being in the same room with him, once she noticed the change.

The pairing aside, a vision of a Sai who responded to a query like "Weren't you that angry guy before?" With an answer such as "Sure. But now, I'd rather be a responsible person than be angry with someone." would just. be. really. cool.

Last edited by Chrome Homura (11-17-2013 07:27:00 AM)

Chrome Homura wrote:

The pairing aside, a vision of a Sai who responded to a query like "Weren't you that angry guy before?" With an answer such as "Sure. But now, I'd rather be a responsible person than be angry with someone." would just. be. really. cool.

This would be totally sweet. I Saionji so much, and he deserves to be happy.

Frau Eva wrote:

AW YUS Saionji/Nanami, my dearest crack pairing. They're either going to wind up perfect for each other or turn into "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" but either way it would be fucking AMAZING.

I feel like I should try to write something on this. Hmm. I'm not gonna promise anything, but if I get a good idea I'll throw a drabble in here or something.

I had never given Juri/Wakaba any thought until now but it could become a truly beautiful relationship. And I wonder how Shiori would react.

There's a crack pairing that has been growing on me for some reason: Mikage/Nanami. Nanami seemed quite impressed with Mikage and valuing someone who thrives on his intellect could be a good way of growing out of her big brother's seducing ways (which is not to say that Touga is stupid or that Mikage can't be every bit of a seducer as Touga but that Nanami could grow as an individual by coming to see that using your mind as opposed to your body can be a good thing). As for Mikage, he has a thing for the dying that is close to a saviour complex despite everything so I can see him easily taking her under his wing.

Which brings me to another crack pairing that surprisingly others share: Ruka/Mikage. I suspect that if Mikage ran into Ruka outside of Ohtori he would end up liking him. I have absolutely no idea how this could possibly work, though but it could be very interesting.

I also love Mikage/Anthy. Not just Anthy as fake!Mamimiya, although that is seriously hot, but actual Anthy as I for one believe that Mikage could have saved Anthy from her coffin (and might end up killing everyone else in the process but still).

I also ship Akio/Mikage but only for the hotness and potential for nightmare fuel.

The more I think about it, the more I just want Nanami x Saionji x Touga x Utena x Anthy, with Wakaba just slutting it up somewhere in there as well. Just live in a house together and it'll be the Post-Ohtori Sexual Healing Depot. You managed to finally escape to the real world? Here, let us help you get back on your feet and also relieve some................................tension.

And Juri gets out and is just like, "Ew, no. I have Shiori and also sometimes Miki lets me peg him. "

I'm glad I'm converting people to Nanami x Saionji. It makes so much sense for two people who barely interacted in the series proper. The older I get, the more I like pairing that could either go swimmingly or FUCKING EXPLODE. I just want it to be interesting. Also, I somewhat-jokingly call Nanami x Saionji "Republi-ship." Because you know those two would be exactly like some shitty Republican couple everyone knows. Don't deny it.

Also came up with another screwed up ship recently. Saionji is starting off a new year breaking in the new kendo recruits. At first he's surprised because he thinks one of them in Miki, and then oh fuck no, IT'S HIS SISTER. Kozue has decided to slowly make her way through the rest of the Student Council members to piss her brother off. And when she hears that the next in line is the ever-sexually-constipated Kyoichi Saionji she is SO EXCITED OMG. She's always leaving her kimono top just a liiiiiiiittle too open and showing too much of her neck and chest and it pisses Saionji off. to. no. end. And flouncing around seductively like she owns the place. And making inappropriate gestures with the practice sword. She's slowly been making her way into his shower spank sessions and he just FUCKING HATES IT. And every time Saionji gives her punishment for her "lack of discipline" she just smirks and does it with a shrug of her shoulders. Until one day Saionji tells her to clean up the kendo room after practice as punishment for her latest escapade. She starts wiping down the floor but OH NO, the bucket upended the water all over her and now she's alllllllllll wet and looking at him challengingly. AND HE JUST FUCKING LOSES IT and hate-fucks the everloving hell out of her, Kozue giggling like a madwoman the whole time.

......I clearly need to start writing fanfiction again.

Chu Chu x Pen Pen (from NGE) is clearly the best romance story of all times.

It occurred to me last night, quite suddenly: Mikage/Kanae. Virtually everything would be bettter for poor Kanae than what happens to her in canon so why not pair her with Mikage. At first it seems completely random but Mikage does have a protective side and if there is someone who could do with having someone looking out for her it is poor Kanae. And once she bounces back from her catatonic state she would probably be a good influence to someone like Mikage, she would keep him grounded.
Of course one has to overlook how Mikage elevator'ing the Kanae in the BR arc but once thought...it could not be unthought!

YamPuff wrote:

Saionji x Nanami is either a crack pair or the only one in the series that truly makes sense. D:

I think they would make a lot of sense. Their relationship seems like something you would actually expect between a guy and his bff's younger sister. They are pretty comfortable with each other, and the way Nanami acts around him is perhaps the most natural we see of her.
And I have a soft spot for both, so that makes the ship even cuter

Arreat wrote:

Uhh. Juri/Kanae, maybe? This one feels a lot more stable. Both are outwardly polite and I can see them relating to things easier for the first few dates. A slow burn kind of thing.

I think Juri likes girly girls who need protection and that describes  Kanae perfectly. Once Juri grew up it might work.

staplerman wrote:

Miki's dad Mikage

Miki's creepo piano teacher Brown-haired-boy

Dios Juri

You've caught my attention. Go on.

lectic wrote:

But then who would top???

We must call upon the End of the World to clarify this matter at once!

satyreyes wrote:

Snow wrote:

lectic wrote:

But then who would top???

We must call upon the End of the World to clarify this matter at once!

Maybe this is why the Student Council stopped getting letters from End of the World during the Black Rose arc.  For the whole first season they had been abusing their communication privileges to ask him questions about crack pairings, and so he stopped talking to them.

"End of the World, can I ship Juri and Nanami?"

"For heaven's sake, Saionji, those are your coworkers"

"I knooow, but it's so cuute"

Omg Saionji as shipping trash #confirmed. And JuriNana is cute I'm telling you they'd be great for each other! Both have good fashion sense and are both kind of ojou-samas in different ways...

The Council would probably rule over Ohtori, always watching the simple student population.... and theorising who among them would be screwing each other. Making bets about it. Miki is very good at winning despite his apparent lack of experience compared to the others. And now I just have the vision of Nanami as an agony aunt/matchmaker helping the students of Ohtori find love!

But seriously, how would Akio do himself it would just be like some weird Akioception. He couldn't not be on top so... would it just be an infinite line of Akios??? Screwing each other?? Or would they just go for 69ing or something to avoid the issue.
Or more like if you're Akio, and I'm Akio, then who's driving the car?

Such questions are not meant to be asked, I fear...

It's a good thread! I think either Nanami would follow the snooty don't-touch-my-brother route (if you asked her early on in the series at least) or a goading and standoffish person who thinks she knows exactly what's right but really... gets it wrong. But I think she'd be sincere enough about it especially given her development by the end of the series. She'd advertise herself as Queen of Giving Relationship advice all across campus.

This is probably why Miki is so good at the betting: he knows how Nanami works and can predict who she'll push together utterly by accident through her actions of trying to get a different couple to go out!