DOCTOR: "But of cause she will, she's an anime girl after all." (SMILING)

DOCTOR: "Thats not a second umbilical cord, thats a tail, it must come from her fathers side." (EYEBROW ARCHES)

DOCTOR: "I know what a penis looks like, I happen to own one myself and thats no penis." (AUTHORITATIVE)

DOCTOR: "Bugger me with a chainsaw, I was wrong, shes a dickgirl, you must have been reading some warped doujins to produce a child like that." (ASTOUNDED)

DOCTOR: "At least she will be popular with the girls when she gets older." (SIGHING)

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*It was 5 years later and Utena was at home with her mother.*

MUMMY: "Thats because wee-wees always drop off when you play with them too much." (SAGELY)

MUMMY: "Yes it will sweetie." (SOUNDING VERY CONVINCING)

MUMMY: "More than two dozen shakes a day will make it 'go away'. (SMIRKING)

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*A few days later, Utena finds herself in a cemetery, standing near a smaller coffin that is next to her mother's coffin.*

*A man in a black suit, walks up to her and pulls out a strange looking pen and holds it to her face.*

MIB: "You feel a compulsion to climb into this coffin and you will not come out until a man offers you a ring, when you get this ring, you will climb out of the coffin, develop awesome sport skills and crossdress." (ZAPS HER WITH THE PEN)

*A couple of hours go by and Utena is still in the coffin waiting.*

*A young Touga and Saionji were riding their bike nearby when they saw the coffins, they in to investigate.*

YOUNG TOUGA: "Hey this ones slightly open, lets check it out." (TOUGA WAVES SAIONJI TO COME OVER)

YOUNG TOUGA: "This body must have died some time ago, the hair has gone all pink." (HOLDING UTENA'S HAIR)

YOUNG TOUGA: "Umm no... am I supposed to?" (PUZZLED)