This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Miki: Instead of busting your ass studying, why don't you come and play with me.
Kozue: *takes off glasses* The piano? I'd love to!
Miki: ...something else.
(They must have had some of Himemiya's curry.)
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A-ko: Curry is not symbolic -- not even really spicy curry that you eat while wearing sweatpants!
B-ko: The fact that a totally unique snowflake can be melted down to become a droplet of water like any other holds no metaphorical resonance whatsoever!
Both: I wonder, I wonder, I wonder if you know!
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Utena: "Sammich? Asparagus and egg sammich, yes?"
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Akio: Yes, I'm not really up to it tonight. You go make tomorrow's lunch and I'll call it in early.
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Touga: "Skank-Tenjou needs to listen up and stop stalking me! I have standards; I'm in to classy women who've hit puberty."
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Akio: Puberty brings back memories of acne and recognizing star constellations on my face.
Utena: I think I'm turned on.
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Akio: "What?! You can't be serious, Anthy! Sex with siblings? Are you crazy?!"
(And it took you how long to realise that Akio's a pedo? )
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Touga: Crazy bitches need to stop stalking me! Can't I get a moment of peaceful study without a flock of girls surrounding me? Geez.
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Wakaba: "Geez, Anthy, you look really uncomfortable in that gown. Let me help you take it off..."
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Mikage: Off you go along your path, and never shall you come near Nemuro Hall again... I am closing it now, btw.
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Utnea: Me? I'm just an ordinary girl whose biggest desire is to marry Wakaba. Any problems?
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Miki: "Problems with your sibling? I'll help! The relationship I have with my sister couldn't be more perfect."
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Utena: Perfect! I just couldn't be happier with your behavior, Anthy! You keep doing what you're doing and don't go changing on me!
Dyepez wrote:
(I mean... I managed to visualize how freaky it'd be for a 25 year old man to hang with 14 year old girls.)
Is it strange that I used to hang out with my highly attractive 40 year old teacher when I was 13?
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Touga: Me Touga. Have penis. You vagina hole. Me stick in. Huh huh huh huh huh huh.
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Akio: Huh? The power to bring World Revolution? No Thanks.
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Mikage: "Thanks for bringing my up in your imagination, Akio. You're a pal!"
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Juri: Anthy, lick me there please.
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Utena: Please don't talk to me about princes.
satyreyes wrote:
Anthy: Ass! There's a wild ass loose in the Chairman's Tower!
Akio: Shut up, Anthy.
That's an instant classic.
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Akio : "Prince's Sign 'O The Times album is my absolute favorite... no wait, do I prefer Purple Rain ?"
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