Granted, but. Um. IRG goes on hiatus from the awesome for a week?

I kinda wish I could un-see Sweeney Todd. [Even though the actors were superb and I liked the music.]

Granted, but the power is out of your control; family reunions become pretty awkward.

I wish I was black.

Wunsch hat, alle von Ihrem frinds ständig belästigen Sie gewährt, zu übersetzen dem dem dem Sie, schauen zu, wenn Sie versuchen, ihm ohne fansubs zuzuschauen.


I wish I could go to Japan and be a manga artist.

Nanami's Rose Groom wrote:

I wish all the pretty lesbian girls from IRG were straight...

Wish Granted! They all become straight only after you are transformed into a girl.

Desidero che la persona seguente per tradurre questo desiderio ottenga un biscotto del cioccolato.

Wish granted.  Now all her posts are in spanish.

I wish Kanae could get more loving.

Wish granted. It's all incest.

I wish I had lots of money, even if it's fake.

Wish granted. But your new Wakaba is exceedingly clingy. To the point where you can't even go to the bathroom without her following you into the bathroom.

I still wish I had lots of money, even if it is all fake.

I still wish I had lots of money, even if it is all fake.

Lucky you, you do indeed come across a treasury of money, and it is most definitely fake. It doesn't matter to you, of course, and you relish your new find, rolling around in your cash and sleeping in piles of soft dollar bills. That is, until you make the fatal discovery that these counterfeit bills have been colored with 'Emerald Green' pigment, an arsenic-based paint. You die a very painful death and your body sinks and disappears into your mountain of fortune. Your corpse is never found.

(I got carried away.)

EDIT: OnlyInThisLight has usurped my spot!

I wish for sovereignty association.

Wish granted, but unfortunately you discover you are related to a heavily inbred royal family. Your children are born with three eyes and no fingers. Several years later, these eyes all fall out.


I wish I lived in a Gothic castle.

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Wish granted, you they come on when you have time to watch them, but your TV screen is shattered.


I wish for MEN in TIGHTS.

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Wish granted.  They are now un-dead zombies that stalk the earth and drink all your soda.

I wish there was a law against playing the same five songs over and over again on the radio.

Granted, but in exchange for better eyesight, you now "do" worse as your limbs are now completely crippled and useless.

I wish my dorm has heaters because it's so fucking cold!!

Wish granted. Your sexy body is in the form of a eunuch.

I wish my skin would stop breaking open and bleeding.

Wish granted. You're a cat with a hairball problem and a gimpy leg. (aka my cat)

I wish people would appreciate the original theatrical production of Sweeney Todd more instead of gushing about the film.