This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
Banned for having my last name in your signature. (OMG I'M FOUND)
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Banned for turning me on with your bannings.
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Banned for the cute witch's hat.
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Banned for having an avatar that looks like 'What the fuck?'
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Banned for being from the Hellsing Organization.
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Banned for spelling Xmas as Christmas.
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Banned because Akio's in drag in your avatar.
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Banned for philosophical arguments pertaining to the username. Also the alignment of the stars and something to do with Akio.
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Banned for having gay porn in your signature. Shame on you!
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Banned for bright colors.
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Banned because I seem to be banning you a lot lately.
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Banned for having a total of five words in your user name.
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Banned because I'm a vindictive bitch.
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Banned because I lost my 666 post count for banning your ass!
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Banned 'cuz your people go to my beaches in speedos despite being over fifty. It's quite offensive, really.
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Banned because Satan doesn't have a vagina. He has 43 dicks, all meant to screw humanity. And we like it.
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