This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
#26 | Back to Top12-14-2006 11:28:14 PM
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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER
ShatteredMirror wrote:
I just hope that I end up having sex with people who understand that I'm quiet during sex. Actually it gets to a point that when I'm physically aroused, I can't talk. My voice just doesn't respond if I try to talk. And it takes a hell of a lot to get more than a grunt out of me too. If I don't yelp when being caned, then who knows what it'll take to get me to make noise...
Shatter, I guarantee I can get you to yelp. In a VERY good way. There will be pictures...maybe the forum should start a fund to get you and me in the same place.
I will always be here to listen, the question is, whether or not you can hear...
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#27 | Back to Top12-14-2006 11:31:44 PM
Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER
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ShatteredMirror wrote:
I just hope that I end up having sex with people who understand that I'm quiet during sex. Actually it gets to a point that when I'm physically aroused, I can't talk. My voice just doesn't respond if I try to talk. And it takes a hell of a lot to get more than a grunt out of me too. If I don't yelp when being caned, then who knows what it'll take to get me to make noise...
Shatter, I guarantee I can get you to yelp. In a VERY good way. There will be pictures...maybe the forum should start a fund to get you and me in the same place.
But I wanted to make him yelp! 
I've already imagined the restraints I'll use with the tie & his apron!
Ah well, sharing is always an option I've never tried.
Just remember that the things you put into your head are there forever, he said. You might want to think about that. / You forget some things, don't you? / Yes. You forget what you want to remember and you remember what you want to forget.
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#28 | Back to Top12-14-2006 11:34:53 PM
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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER
Well I'm always glad to have someone make me yelp, but I don't want anyone to get into arguments on who gets the privilege. If you're happy to share me then I'm happy to be shared. Perhaps we should have a board meet-up. Selling pictures and videos of the events would certainly help to offset the costs.
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#29 | Back to Top12-15-2006 12:45:36 AM
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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER
Can i shoot the video of this action please 
i' ll work for mostly free 
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#30 | Back to Top12-15-2006 12:54:43 AM
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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER
That's up to them now isn't it? I'm just the one they're going to be abusing.
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#31 | Back to Top12-15-2006 06:00:03 AM
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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER
....It's been killing me not to admit this to you guys, but I did once commit one of the ultimate sins: I yelled out another guy's name in bed.
Right. Gonna....go.... be ashamed of myself, and stuff.
The first time you looked at her curves you were hooked
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#32 | Back to Top12-15-2006 06:03:52 AM
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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER
morosemocha wrote:
....It's been killing me not to admit this to you guys, but I did once commit one of the ultimate sins: I yelled out another guy's name in bed.
Right. Gonna....go.... be ashamed of myself, and stuff.
Oh honey, you shouldn't be ashamed... as long as the guy whose name you called out was better in bed than the one you were with 
Also, worst thing I've ever had said to me in bed? (And considering I'm still a virgin, it's pretty tame)
"Oh shit, I think I've come."
Goddamn short-fused boys
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#33 | Back to Top12-15-2006 06:09:47 AM
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He was. Mmmm...and the names were close enough that I don't think he noticed. Didn't matter anyway, because it was some reeeeeeally bad sex, yo. Never made that mistake again.
Almaser wrote:
Also, worst thing I've ever had said to me in bed? (And considering I'm still a virgin, it's pretty tame)
"Oh shit, I think I've come."
Goddamn short-fused boys
Ugh, never had that problem, as I've always gone for the age difference. Date five to seven years ahead of your age. That's what I do. 
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#34 | Back to Top12-15-2006 06:17:56 AM
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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER
Tamago wrote:
"I bet if I shouted into your pussy, I will hear an echo."
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#35 | Back to Top12-15-2006 06:21:25 AM
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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER
Frosty wrote:
I can't believe I forgot to add: Can I Cum On Your Face?
BUKKAKE!!!
Anyone heard of the latest combination of the two biggest Japanese fads, Bukkake & karaoke?
It's called bukkakaraoke & I can't tell you much about it, except for that it has something to do with the song 'In Your Eyes.'
......
Actually, this topic is reminding me of the first time my girlfriend & I tried tribadism... we weren't really doing it correctly, so we didn't 'feel' anything & this conversation ensued... (take note that we are still doing the thrusting motions while talking & this is at nighttime)
Her: Hey... hey, are you sure we're doing this right?
Me: I dunno... I don't really... uh... feel anything...
Her: Yeah... me neither...
Me: Uh... is that your foot?
Her: I think so...
Me: WHAT IS IT DOING THERE?
Her: *snort* GAH! *laughing*
Me: Your sock is making me go all tickly... stoooop ittttt!!!!
Her: NO! HAHAH!!! *tickling me now*
Me: NOOOO!!!! *rolls over, we both fall on floor*
Her: MEEP! *crash* ow...
Me: YAY!!! NAKED PARTY!!!!
Her: WOOHOO! *we both get up and start dancing in the nude*
It's safe to say that no successful 'action' was acheived that night... but we did have a hella time!!!!
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#36 | Back to Top12-15-2006 07:59:45 AM
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morosemocha wrote:
Yes. Hence why I never eat it. Also, I hate asparagus. I've heard the same thing about garlic, but I've never gotten a complaint. And I eat a lot of garlic. Mmm...vampires fear me!
I only like asparagus roasted, but I eat it when it doesn't count. Judging from my experiences, garlic either doesn't change it, or it doesn't bother me in the least.
Then again, I put garlic in everything. I might just like the taste.
ShatteredMirror wrote:
I just hope that I end up having sex with people who understand that I'm quiet during sex. Actually it gets to a point that when I'm physically aroused, I can't talk.
Wow, I'm like the complete opposite. I get yappy when I'm sexing.
Akio, you have nice turns of phrase, but your points aren't clear and you have no textual support. I can't give this a passing grade.
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#37 | Back to Top12-15-2006 10:35:15 AM
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" Your brother was much better."
"Those shoes are mine betch."
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#38 | Back to Top12-16-2006 02:49:43 AM
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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER
morosemocha wrote:
He was. Mmmm...and the names were close enough that I don't think he noticed. Didn't matter anyway, because it was some reeeeeeally bad sex, yo. Never made that mistake again.
Almaser wrote:
Also, worst thing I've ever had said to me in bed? (And considering I'm still a virgin, it's pretty tame)
"Oh shit, I think I've come."
Goddamn short-fused boysUgh, never had that problem, as I've always gone for the age difference. Date five to seven years ahead of your age. That's what I do.
.... HE'S FOUR YEARS OLDER THAN ME
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#39 | Back to Top12-16-2006 11:28:07 AM
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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER
Giovanna wrote:
Wow, I'm like the complete opposite. I get yappy when I'm sexing.
Totally understand where you're coming from. Funny thing is, I was always quiet in bed. Then I started having amazing, mind-blowing sex. Now I think I'm rather loud. And sometimes protecting the poor virginal roommate's ears by smothering myself with a pillow because my room's right next door is just not worth it. I think next time he's just going to have to acknowledge the fact that yes I am having sex and I am having sex with a woman. And enjoyng it.
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#40 | Back to Top12-16-2006 01:18:25 PM
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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER
I have divulged two things from this forum.
1) Shattered is the closest we've got to the town hoe. Not that I'm complaining.
2) I have missed you guys in my abscence. And I also want mind-blowing sex.
I myself am really loud. But then I'm kind of loud straight across the board, so it makes sense.
the worst thing to say in bed....EVER
"It smells like a papadam."
What!?
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#41 | Back to Top12-16-2006 02:01:09 PM
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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER
Almaser wrote:
morosemocha wrote:
Almaser wrote:
Also, worst thing I've ever had said to me in bed? (And considering I'm still a virgin, it's pretty tame)
"Oh shit, I think I've come."
Goddamn short-fused boysUgh, never had that problem, as I've always gone for the age difference. Date five to seven years ahead of your age. That's what I do.
.... HE'S FOUR YEARS OLDER THAN ME
(DIES laughing)
...wait. Fucking hell. No comment.
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#42 | Back to Top12-16-2006 02:18:59 PM
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Personal_IceQueen wrote:
"Your brother was much better."
I can think of something even worse than that.
"My brother was far better."
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#43 | Back to Top12-17-2006 02:46:35 AM
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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER
Calliston wrote:
1) Shattered is the closest we've got to the town hoe. Not that I'm complaining.
Do ya wanna feel... special?
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#44 | Back to Top12-17-2006 02:56:46 AM
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I can make ya' feel special...for an hour or two! When we're together, the Earth will shake, and the will stars fall into the seeeeea!
The first time you looked at her curves you were hooked
And the glances you took, took hold of you and demanded that you stay
And sunk in their teeth, bit your heart and released
Such a charge that you need another touch, another taste, another fix
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#45 | Back to Top12-17-2006 03:10:44 AM
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I love Avenue Q. It's so delightfully inappropriate.
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#46 | Back to Top12-17-2006 09:51:16 AM
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AVE Q wins wins !!!!!! listens to the sound track
PS: how did you become a Yaoi Pet #1? are their pics? if so can i see please I wanna Yaoi Pet besides Touga ( he wants a new friend)
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#47 | Back to Top12-17-2006 10:23:27 AM
Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER
ShatteredMirror wrote:
I love Avenue Q. It's so delightfully inappropriate.
HAY FUCK YOU
I WANTED TO SEE THAT SO BAD. 
But Cirque was in town, and it won out. 
Akio, you have nice turns of phrase, but your points aren't clear and you have no textual support. I can't give this a passing grade.
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#48 | Back to Top12-17-2006 11:58:39 PM
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I haven't seen it either, I just have the soundtrack.
And I'm afraid there are no pictures. Yasha did it. I'll leave up to your imagination what "it" is.
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#49 | Back to Top12-18-2006 06:16:55 PM
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Re: the worst thing to say in bed....EVER
Tamago wrote:
Personal_IceQueen wrote:
"Your brother was much better."
I can think of something even worse than that.
"My brother was far better."
that is pretty bad!
"Those shoes are mine betch."
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#50 | Back to Top12-21-2006 09:36:47 AM
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I think this:
http://www.somethingpositive.net/filler007.shtml
about sums it up, esp 3. If you don't read Something Positive, then you should. If you can get through the first strip
http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp12192001.shtml
you should be okay. S*P is something that gets me through life. Actually, S*P is the only site I check before IRG, so I guess you can fill in the blanks.
The first time you looked at her curves you were hooked
And the glances you took, took hold of you and demanded that you stay
And sunk in their teeth, bit your heart and released
Such a charge that you need another touch, another taste, another fix
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