This is a static copy of In the Rose Garden, which existed as the center of the western Utena fandom for years. Enjoy. :)
The universe tears open and out comes a hundred can can dancers struttin' their stuff.
What the hell are you doing with that sheep!?
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Counting it.
Are they lightning bugs or fireflies?
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Square peg in the square hole and round peg in the round hole.
Where is the desktop?
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I've learned how oodlestap a fumiec so that it becomes deeklgt to a satisfactory standard.
Isn't that painful?
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Well, I eat one taco bell burrito a month, so you do the match.
What DLC content is gonna come out?
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All of it.
Do you think the next Star Trek movie will be good?
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Only if it's set on Io or Europa.
Would you offer your throat to the wolf of the red roses?
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Sure, but I have a tracheotomy and a voicebox after smoking 20 packs of cigarettes a day for 20 years, so I don't think he'll want it.
Goddamnit, why are you having sex with that watermelon?
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Because size does matter, no matter what they say.
Speaking of size, just how much stuff can you fit in there?
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Two old box TV's, a flat screen computer monitor and all of the holiday decorations.
We are talking about my upstairs closet, right?
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I don't know. Is that what the kids are calling it now?
How long is it gonna take for the next Duke Nukem game to come out?
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I decided not to. I couldn't afford the DLC or the Pop-O-Matic Bubble controller extension.
What's cookin' on the grill?
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The last shreds of my dignity and self respect.
Why are you naked?
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It seemed like the best way to wash the cat.
What is that lovely smell?
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My feet.
What the hell is that thing!?
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A Reaper! BUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
What does this button do?
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It does everything that that button won't.
Well, Wrestlemania is gonna suck this year... who should main event next year?
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Tony Abbott and Bob Katter, miserable ultra conservative bastard versus miserable ultra conservative bastard. May each bastard be killed by a tragic accident on the field.
What the hell is that thing you're masturbating with?!
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It'd be easier to just tell you what I'm not masturbating with.
Who is Keyser Soze?
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He's right over there.
Why does the rain fall from up above?
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Because if it fell from down below, it'd be called a geyser.
Can't since because pickles?
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