[Juri walks into the room]

Juri:  Hey, Miki!  I know you have a vagina and all, but what are you doing here playing with your piano?  Since pianos are for pussies and little girls, I think you should pick up your sword and we can get hot and sweaty while we sword fight and make conversations like this about things which will never be mistaken for having symbolic sexual innuendo, so what do you say?

Miki:  Uh...I wonder what time it is.  :clicks stop-watch, his thumb nearly missing its target:

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Anthy: *walks into the room just now* Sorry I'm late, I was busy making out with Utena-sama, er, I mean watering my roses.

Anthy: Ya, you do, but that's OK. Now I am going to play the piano for you, only because Utena-sama didn't say I couldn't. But if she were to say to say I couldn't or you imply she said I couldn't, I'll stop playing right away.

Miki: So you have to do everything Utena says. What if she told you to jump off a bridge?

Anthy: Does that mean you're going to turn into Saionji?

Utena: *sitting in class with Wakaba* Miki is a genius and has helped me study for a test. Seems like we are going to be good friends, that is as long as he doesn't get pissed at me for a random reason and challenge me to a duel.

(Scene change to Utena climbing up the stairs)

Utena: Seriously, where the hell is the elevator? And this music gets annoying after awhile. Doesn't it ever change?

Utena: Just shut up and duel me, Miki. I'll win for sure since I am I heroine of this story. That and Anthy has agreed to distract you so I can win.

Miki: You think that will stop me? *charges*

Anthy: Utena-sama! I loved it last night when we *censored*!

Miki: Huh? She did what with Utena? *distracted*

Utena: Now I will take advantage of the distraction. *cuts off Miki's rose*

Anthy: And also cos I don't got any better options.

*Fangirls and Fanboys burst into tears at the romanticness of Anthy insinuating that she is maybe falling for Utena in a girl on girl action way, but that is in no way confirmed as actual yuri or ever will be, because don't you know, this isn't a yuri series. Is not yuri.*

Nanami: *is walking down a dark tunnel* This in no way symbolizes that I'm a lesbian, seeing that this episode I'm going to fall in love with a little boy who's half my age. Well maybe he's a bit older then that. *is almost hit by a car*

Car Drive: What the fuck were you doing walking down the middle of a dark tunnel like that? You could have been killed!

---Later---

Nanami: *sitting with Touga and Miki* I've come to the conclusion that someone is trying to kill me because I was almost hit by a car in a tunnel, I fell down stairs, and a random flower pot fell on my head.

Touga:  Whatever, Nanami.  I think you've been reading too much Death Note these days and to further invalidate you and your needs and being the cold brother I am who looks nothing like you, I'm going to walk away and do student council things which tend to involve chanting, blood-letting, sexual orgies, and other Satanic things which you nor anyone has or should have any knowledge about.

:stalks off: