Tamago wrote:

Nanami's Rose Groom wrote:

I wish "Missing Link" wasn't so fucking depressing for me

Wish Granted! You become schizophrenic and now you laugh whenever you hear "Missing Link".

I wish that the Olympics was somewhere else this year.

Wish granted, it takes place in your backyard.

I wish could never wish again.

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Iris wrote:

I wish I had more motivation for arts.

Wish Granted! You now have a bomb attacted to your neck, if you don't make at least one art piece per day, it will detonate! Thats plenty of motivation!

I wish I could swim the 100m in under 10 seconds.

Almaser wrote:

Wish granted! You are now however incapable of breathing air, and must remain in a pool for the rest of your days.
(Also, there are at least two shops I know of here in Brisbane that stock Poptarts. Did you want me to get you some?)

I wish that my dermatitis would get better.

(Thats OK I rather make myself a beef bowl for breakfast)

Wish Granted! But then you catch the 'red bumpies' from some ramdom one-night stand.

Ragnarok wrote:

I wish Tamago had made a wish.

Wish granted! And he actually gets it with no complications, making the rest of us horribly jealous.

I wish I was too sexy for my shirt.

Mock Puppet wrote:

I wish that chickens had larger breasts.

Wish Granted! But only because they all get breast implants, no extra meat. *hehe*

I wish I could get more of those wishes without any complications.

Nanami's Rose Groom wrote:

I wish I had a domesticated Umbreon

Wish Granted! You gain one that used to have a trainer but you find out why he named it 'Puddles'.

I wish that there was more pudding left.

Wish granted! However, they're all dense cartoons that philosophically deconstruct the Cheat as a representation of both the everyman and Ubermensch in one body.

I repeat my previous wish - I wish my fingers were better

Wish granted. You transform into one, and are killed to death a second later by those who don't like hentai...

I wish my parrot, Jonathan, was the O RLY owl

Wish granted, you're allergic to them all.

I wish I had a pony.

Wish granted. They show it only once, and it's at the time, when you're not at home, and you're not able to see it.

I wish that my parody - "Lord Of The Potatoes" was made into a movie, and considered a great hit!

Wish granted. I don't know what that meant, but you are killed by Santa Claws, so you can't even do anything useful with your wish

I wish had this crazy sense of humour, just like Tamago...

Wish granted.  It's the same amount of control Saionji holds over Anthy.

I WANTA FANTA