No he's not

of the rabid

Speaking of dogs,

all over the

ran over blades.

(THE END.)

(Anyone have the time to type this baby up?)

Last edited by NajiMinkin (06-16-2008 09:45:24 AM)

A rough draft of pages 1 through 9. If someone else feels like completing some more of it please start at page 10.




Hell hath no bound when it comes to Akio's sock drawer seeking the sweet, nourishing nectar it requires love with holes fade to black into the abyss. Old Greg, trembling his unholy mangina livid, rode upon the swaying canoe without his trusty Nanami!Cow, instead choosing green tambourines with chewy ear mustache motifs on her deliciously seasoned Ruka frosted cookies. The well fed zipties toyed with their Kyonko plushies as the roasted walnuts crackled in the poptart induced dream. After Mikage awokefrom his coffin, he demands some delicious toaster strudel laced with some savory arsenic so he can poke Mamiya's sensitive, stretchy belly-button. Wakaba furiously shlicked to Nanami's video of Kung-fu grip Kanse and the Temple of Everlasting Everclear spiked punch. Which vigorously invaded every orifice of Indiana Jones and Andrea Jones, his sister-wife as they cavorted nakedly along Alpine hills of condoms. Just then, a Tibetan furfish jumped from the eyeball's immaculate chorus Obama Hillary Rap while screaming "THIS CHINESE OLYMPICS DISRESPCTS THE HARD WORKING HIKKIKOMORIS & NEETS OF TRANSSEXUAL TRANSYLVANIA AND I'M NOT USING CAPLOCKS anymore..." Cruise control abandoned the Akio-car ate Tom Cruise as planned by Katie's alter ego. Unfortunately, circumstances decided hardcore jungle fever! While glass canaries did the mambo while shooting acid into the mouth of Indiana Jones while shoving the word "while" into every sentence with coughs of "Bullshit! Bullshit!" interjected with sinful heroin to please the vengeful chimps. Miki discovered that, when properly massaged, Saionji was quite submissive, making him easily manipulated by that hard-walking Miki Cox and his silver rectal thermometer as it pentrates his 'inner child', causing soft, warm happenings in Utena's Y-fronts. Miki was shaving when suddenly a GIANT FUCKING METEOR exploded on Anthy/ This resulted in Utena covering Miki's Deaf Note in orange orange juice so life was orange flavoured deafness. Meanwhile... meteored Anthy's green heart of jealousy was stolen by golden sounds of Rick Astley and Neil Diamond playing "Achy Breaky Heart" for all time! Tsuwabuki took samples of Touga's fluids as seriously as he pleasured Nanami, which was very illegal and fattening. Mikage, the kleptomaniac, stole forty cakes under the pseudonym Sexy Lexy Luthor to fuel the Absolute Yummy Apocalypse which would spell trouble with an appetite for fresh fruit or Destruction's disiluusionment dildo covered in whipped cream of chicken. Akio was soaking in orange juice to exfoliate because ugly octopus angels ejaculated mashed potatoes all over his silver locks of mansex. Keiko, eating a cockpussy, and wearing a tutu, coughed out some bubblewrap. Juri slipped in some ice up her swollen nostrils, while Akio cupped her chin, helpfully assisting with her volcano-eating contest against Saionji and a bowl of cold orange chili inside of Kanae's lovely little green eyed sister-in-law. 15 horny nuns wake up Virginia by rubbing their large hairy chests into the eyes of their glorious knife welding gnomes. "Galloping gnome penis!" is a favourite dish of Ohtori when they're feeling hot and juicy burgers from beneath the world on Guns n' Roses and angel dust. Kyouichi Takatsuki reminisced atop a dragon named Albi while licking his black and white menstrual rince cycle that blew fire into Miki's piano. Seductively, with bravery, Utena stabbed the failtastic adult who respawned as five giant marshmellows. "Tu est guimauve!" shouted the butler, shortly after his barmitzvah, where he murdered Brad Majors, renowned privateer and Furby connoisseur by five magenta elephants diamond dipped daggers. Meanwhile, Anthy tossed a hundred snails at the beautiful princess in the yellow top hat because she hates being nice. On the countrary, she was fourteen weeks behind with Nanami's forehead surgery to remove a bony doom protrusion from it. Meanwhile, back in Kansas, floating space whales start shooting sperms all over Keiko's now newly groomed mechanical flying dog Chewie Gum II. While playing GTA-IV, Chu-chu ran out of suspicious silver bullets after shooting six talking strawberries from a stack of moldy waffles. In Paris then, a pregnant Yuuko savagely rendered the

Last edited by Triforce742 (06-16-2008 05:30:00 PM)

Thank you heaps Triforce742, its hard work collecting all the words isn’t it?

I have sorted the big block of words and put them into smaller, easiler to read paragraphs and fixed up some of the grammar to prevent it from getting stilled at places.

Chapter 9

Hell hath no bound when it comes to Akio's sock drawer seeking the sweet, nourishing nectar it requires love with holes fade to black into the abyss.

Old Greg, trembling his unholy mangina livid, rode upon the swaying canoe without his trusty Nanami!Cow, instead choosing green tambourines with chewy ear mustache motifs on her deliciously seasoned Ruka frosted cookies.

The well fed zipties toyed with their Kyonko plushies as the roasted walnuts crackled in the poptart induced dream.

After Mikage awoke from his coffin, he demands some delicious toaster strudel laced with some savoury arsenic so he can poke Mamiya's sensitive, stretchy belly-button. Wakaba furiously shlicked to Nanami's video of Kung-fu grip Kanse and the Temple of Everlasting Everclear spiked punch.

Which vigorously invaded every orifice of Indiana Jones and Andrea Jones, his sister-wife as they cavorted nakedly along Alpine hills of condoms.

Just then, a Tibetan furfish jumped from the eyeball's immaculate chorus Obama Hillary Rap while screaming "THIS CHINESE OLYMPICS DISRESPCTS THE HARD WORKING HIKKIKOMORIS & NEETS OF TRANSSEXUAL TRANSYLVANIA AND I'M NOT USING CAPLOCKS anymore..."

Cruise control abandoned the Akio-car ate Tom Cruise as planned by Katie's alter ego. Unfortunately, circumstances decided hardcore jungle fever! all while glass canaries did the mambo while shooting acid into the mouth of Indiana Jones while shoving the word "while" into every sentence with coughs of "Bullshit! Bullshit!" interjected with sinful heroin to please the vengeful chimps.

Miki discovered that, when properly massaged, Saionji was quite submissive, making him easily manipulated by that hard-walking Miki Cox and his silver rectal thermometer as it penetrates his 'inner child', causing soft, warm happenings in Utena's Y-fronts.

Miki was shaving when suddenly a GIANT FUCKING METEOR exploded on Anthy.

This resulted in Utena covering Miki's Deaf Note in orange orange juice so life was orange flavoured deafness.

Meanwhile... meteored Anthy's green heart of jealousy was stolen by golden sounds of Rick Astley and Neil Diamond playing "Achy Breaky Heart" for all time!

Tsuwabuki took samples of Touga's fluids as seriously as he pleasured Nanami, which was very illegal and fattening. Mikage, the kleptomaniac, stole forty cakes under the pseudonym Sexy Lexy Luthor to fuel the Absolute Yummy Apocalypse which would spell trouble with an appetite for fresh fruit or Destruction's Disillusionment Dildo covered in whipped cream of chicken.

Akio was soaking in orange juice to exfoliate because ugly octopus angels ejaculated mashed potatoes all over his silver locks of mansex.

Keiko, eating a cockpussy, and wearing a tutu, coughed out some bubblewrap. Juri slipped in some ice up her swollen nostrils, while Akio cupped her chin, helpfully assisting with her volcano-eating contest against Saionji and a bowl of cold orange chili inside of Kanae's lovely little green eyed sister-in-law.

15 horny nuns wake up Virginia by rubbing their large hairy chests into the eyes of their glorious knife welding gnomes.

"Galloping gnome penis!" is a favourite dish of Ohtori when they're feeling hot and juicy burgers from beneath the world on Guns n' Roses and angel dust.

Kyouichi Takatsuki reminisced atop a dragon named Albi while licking his black and white menstrual rince cycle that blew fire into Miki's piano. Seductively, with bravery, Utena stabbed the failtastic adult who respawned as five giant marshmellows.

"Tu est guimauve!" shouted the butler, shortly after his barmitzvah, where he murdered Brad Majors, renowned privateer and Furby connoisseur by five magenta elephants diamond dipped daggers.

Meanwhile, Anthy tossed a hundred snails at the beautiful princess in the yellow top hat because she hates being nice. On the contrary, she was fourteen weeks behind with Nanami's forehead surgery to remove a bony doom protrusion from it.

Meanwhile, back in Kansas, floating space whales start shooting sperms all over Keiko's now newly groomed mechanical flying dog Chewie Gum II.

While playing GTA-IV, Chu-chu ran out of suspicious silver bullets after shooting six talking strawberries from a stack of moldy waffles. In Paris a then
pregnant Yuuko savagely rendered the everything bagels defenseless, but Utena cannot defend bagels on such a low commission as she only has a mouthful of sandy lube and a vaginaful of crispy cold cash put there by drunk and horny teenage mutant ninja monkeys with grenades.

A chained Touga desperately in need of wireless connection tried desperately to reestablish relations with his unfortunate erection but internet porns would continue to taunt him with their magic ejaculations.

Utena's succulent cherry covered chocolate hairdo, done by Prussian undertakers was sardonically manipulated to attract Jiggypuffs from OUTER FUCKING SPACE where they plan to seduce philanthropists with large saucers full of neon green tomatoes written by feminists wearing fluffy underpants to hide their liver-spotted Hello Kitty tattoos.

On the verge losing his virginity, the mighty cartographer experienced performance anxiety while fighting off Pedobear and Saionji while earnestly publishing feminism propaganda for female exploitation. However, just as things are getting steamy between five monkeys including Chuchu the Virgin Sacrifice, exploded from a volatile emergency mercury respiration bomb of Mozilla Firefox jism.

Shiori yawned as elephants ran through the giant vagina lined with pointy pineapples, resulting in the rise of taco snatching bandits AKA the sexy NYC men, who fight for tacos, cornchips and heated toilet seats.

My name is Colonel Klink and little girls taste best when fresh vodka spills on my leather couch which smells of Kozue's favourite perfume sour cream and man flesh.

Ohtori was attacked by pansexual dentists their flossing boys glistening in the boots of blinding prismatic missiles shooting from Miki's nipples.

On the precipice of said nipples the Three Magi protected Anaksunamun's breasts with a spell that converts flour into delicious cake.

Nanami must eat twice her weight to successfully ferment cinnamon flavoured pickles out of Chuchu's poor little nose-hair clipping by Edward Scissorhand's famous Yorkshire Terrier pudding.

Nothing could be made out of Shiori's edible undies except for her edible undies which could transform into a parachute on fire Mountain of the Monkey's Golden Ball of d00m.

Meanwhile, at assfuck AM people, with ‘roid rage and Gollum's voice melted a giant wax effigy of Dennis Nedry riding dat big ass. On his way to make some peanut butter jelly sammiches, Touga accidentally stepped on Nanami's slippery snakeskin bra, which she was using as a spare tire for Chu-chu's scale replica of the Neo nazi, left wing all-American poontang-mobile.

That evening, Utena, carrying a wet towelette, jumped over the moon singing the theme of The X-Files on her banjo.

The late Pope tutored the ghost of tent nineteen but forgot spirits weren't allowed there, so Cartman decided to suck cock.

Luke time-travelled to kill his step sister's wild Australian chicken-snake down the old beaten cock way, seven steps to Gateway to Hell.

Aiko scratched the angry beavers off his list in her Deathnote and accidentally wrote death to all Gay Eskimos without Korean teddy bears.

Saionji skipped angstfully towards Cthulhu, hoping he'd prove better than Falco did in the sack while romping the British Idol contest of good looks and beer bellies.

Miley and Britney were drawing stares from stupid paparazzi equipped with special High-beam glazers aimed, to blast Hollywood into the 6th level of oblivion, which has candy and all the apple juice anyone could drink.

Juri passionately kissed the leather wearing Triforce742 under Tamago's clown car as green sand poured into Kanae's uterus.

With a slimy tail, Chu-chu meowed the sound echoing throughout the launderette as bedraggled as a bedraggled thingy could be without all that hairy angst.

Nanami jiggled reluctantly for Touga's large exploding cock, which he'd bought from the KKK-mart.

Juri wept while she watched House lay a smack on her accursed son the deomon from the land of never ending torch and twang.

Andross, self proclaimed glass dildo maker invaded the third the fourth and final toilet ducks which is how she knew where sailors comes and pirates were going.

Shiori shall never learn the secret of Captain America. Captain Amazing, however, will tell anyone what a douchebag this drugged-up garlic sniffing dilophasaurous tends to be when your mother pokes holes in to the bathroom of Silent Hill dolls.

The attack of giant pineapples was the turning point in the battle of Trafalgar and Hopkin Green Frog Square as Turkish Delight guns fired great big wads undesireable filthy crap.

Neil Gaiman said "Fuck you, backwards!"

Attila the Hun was a good guy. LOL JK! No he's not, in fact, because of the rabid dog he has upstairs. Speaking of dogs, there's dog piss all over the goddamn floor I ran over the blades with.

END OF CHAPTER

Triforce742 wrote:

Nice work with the final draft. Much easier to read and such. Though it does seem to be much longer when you put in the paragraphs. Or you posted it three times and I just caught it.

I had trouble with the posting device. I removed the extra parts.