Shiva Indis wrote:

Tamago wrote:

I would get myself a Black Rose Ring for two reasons, one they look cool and two, I can randomly go up to people and pull out their soulswords to see what kind of swords they have.

Better yet, I would use the power of the Black Rose Ring on Anthy herself to see if I can steal either the Sword of Dios or maybe even get Anthy's personal soulsword. *mmmmmm*

Tatsuya's soul sword is a kitchen knife, I bet. Or maybe a broom or something.

In that case, Keiko's soulsword would have to be a cattleprod, because you know how much of a cow Nanami's has been to her.

I once posted my list in which I divulge the many manners one could break through Akio's normally cool exterior. Perhaps, if I ever find it, I shall re-post.

Well, if I were inducted into Ohtori Academy, the first thing I would do is wonder why I was in an Anime. The only logical solution would be if I were utterly mad. Thus, having established that, I would strip to the nude and glue suction cups to my limbs. Then I'd attempt to climb the Chairman's tower (preferably while he's trying to charm Utena - "Oh, Akio, you know so much about the - AAHHH! OH MY VIRGIN EYES"!).

On my way I would grab Anthy and carry her (she must be like, what, 30 pounds even with her big boobs?) to the top of the tower. I would scream and beat my chest and I flailed Anthy around for a bit until they had to call in helicopters to shoot me down and send my sorry corpse flying down. Hopefully, I would be save by Movie!Akio's corpse splatting the ground moments before me and providing a cushion.

Because even that wouldn't be weird enough for Ohtori, here are some more...

1) Infect Chu-Chu with rabies and watch the laughter.
2) Stick Anthy's special switcharoo food into Akio's and Nanami's plates, then watch the laughter.
3) Hand out fake duelist rings to every student in the school.
4) Use Anthy's hairdo as a place to store random objects i.e. condoms.
5) Snap Juri's bra and probably die.
6) Spread a rumor that Akio has AIDS.
7) Get Utena really drunk.
8) Start a mosh pit on the duelist's arena.
9) Walk up behind Akio and randomly start whipping him, just to see if he'd like it or grow annoyed.
10) Bungee jump off the duelist's arena.

Jellineck wrote:

10) Bungee jump off the duelist's arena.

I recommend the Chairman's tower for that.

...oh wait. They're the same.

I would join the student council so I wouldn't have to wear that ugly uniform.

I'd duel with a water gun.

Hop into Akio's car and beg him to take me to the zoo.

Play some rap music and grind on Akio.

Recite the egg speech in Spanish.

Find that bedroom Akio and Touga use and lounge on their bed in the ugliest way possible.

Kita-Ysabell wrote:

- Try to douse anyone with funny-colored hair with a different color or neon hair dye.

How about dying everyone's hair black