I wasn't -sure- what those were at first, until I saw them actually used. It sorta clicked.

Ah. Sex Ed. The great moment was my teacher trying to actually explain what sex involved.

'And the, uh, man, uh, sticks his.. thing in the.. woman's thing.. and, well, er,' All while pointing desperately at various pictures on the board.

Of course, he managed to make sure everyone left the classing thinking sex was a horrid, painful, gruesome thing that only sickos did. xD;;

Giovanna wrote:

Yasha wrote:

More like half the class sitting there wondering what the funny feelings in their pants are while Akio purrs about the proper way to unroll a condom, complete with hand gestures.

Glazed eyes. Silence. A room full of blushing kids. And Akio asking who wants to demonstrate how well they can do it.


..........

I got the impression Miki was a first class teacher's pet. I can totally imagine his hand shooting up on sheer instinct and it being too late once he realizes what he's done and Akio picks him. Because he'd totally pick Miki. He already knows Kozue can do it. With her mouth.

Also, obligatory I wish my sex-ed teacher had been Akio.

And just imagine the homework!

Lol I just read this entire thread and I just lolled my pants

Almaser wrote:

And just imagine the homework!

Oh yes. And if you have any questions or concerns that you're not comfortable bringing up in class, by all means, feel free to see him privately during office hours.

Damn it, quit it! Now I wanna write the Akio sex-ed fic so bad but I already have enough work!

Man you guys are so lucky, I didn't even get sex-ed where people try to tell you how to do it. (I guess they thought we already knew how, which we did since we were in sixth grade) but instead it was all about the consequences. Y'know abortion, sexual diseases, how you're marriage will collpase if you do it before you get married, all that fun stuff. You want to know what's really funny? I refused to sign out one of those "abstience" cards they handed out afterwards, but I'm still a virgin (What can I say? I have some intimacy issues...) and I bet everyone else who did sign them out lost it before senior year.

skewed_tartan wrote:

Man you guys are so lucky, I didn't even get sex-ed where people try to tell you how to do it. (I guess they thought we already knew how, which we did since we were in sixth grade) but instead it was all about the consequences. Y'know abortion, sexual diseases, how you're marriage will collpase if you do it before you get married, all that fun stuff.

I didn't actually get sex-ed in biology we were teached the differeces between each body but it was really teorical. Maybe some time or two they told us about the ways of protecting from diseases and pregnancy. (condom, the temperature, pills, etc) but nothing more.  I have to investigate about sex by myself but I don't even remember how I learned what I know... it's weird.

You want to know what's really funny? I refused to sign out one of those "abstience" cards they handed out afterwards, but I'm still a virgin (What can I say? I have some intimacy issues...)

Never heard of that things. They didn't hand them out in my school or in my friends's. I'm sure I wouldn't have signed it either even if I am still a virgin too, bot because I think is good or bad in fact I don't think is fair for a person to be defined by that.

I bet everyone else who did sign them out lost it before senior year. ad.

Here in Mexico we have a say "más rapido cae un hablador que un cojo" which translates to "quicker falls a loudmouther than a person without a leg" it describes that perfectly. That was why I was always anoyed of people who said I am pure and chaste as the virgin, Or I am  staying a virgin because I am very moral/religious.

My parents blamed the lack of "responsible" sex education for my losing my virginity at fifteen. But I was responsible about it, so I think the most important messages hit home.

skewed_tartan wrote:

You know for going to a public school in California, one of the most liberal states in the union, I must admit they seemed more preoccupied with scaring us out of sex then teaching us about it. Every single one of the speakers had an abortion horror story to tell and had become a "born again virgin" until they were married. I mean I was never taught how to put on a condom, only that you should use one, and never mind anything about safe homosexual sex. Come to think of it, good thing I wasn't fooling around as a teenager because I wouldn't have known how to do any of the safety stuff much less put Tab B into Slot A.

I'm also from one of the most liberal states, Massachusetts, and also went to public schools, but my situation was pretty much the opposite. From 6th grade on up, we were shown films explaining EXACTLY what occurs during sex (and showing it, not with cartoons but tiny cameras INSIDE the woman during penetration: I swear, if the footage they showed us in the films weren't part of a documentary, it would be labeled by parents as pornographic). By high school, we all learned and were drilled with the proper way to apply condoms, and were taught to use dental dams (examples were brought and passed around) or saran wrap as a barrier if we desired to have lesbian sex and wanted to be safe. The biggest thing they hammered in was how you can and can't contract AIDS, and not to treat someone who is HIV positive like a plague victim (in fact, we were once taught the safest ways to engage in relationships with an HIV-positive partner, if we happened to fall in love with one). Boys were told that even if they had gay sex, condoms should be used, and free condoms were available in the counselor's office if asked for. Abortions were explained thoroughly, risks and all, but not advertised as a form of last-minute birth control. And as I've said in other threads, my old HS was a "safe space," meaning homosexuality had to have as much lesson time as heterosexuality, and it couldn't be taught as a psychological problem or anything of the sort. Polygamy and open relationships were also taught as  more difficult but valid relationship options, if engaged in safely.

For the few girls who were pregnant or already had babies, the Childcare classes provided them with free daycare from their peers while they attended their own classes, and any girl who found herself pregnant and wanted to keep the baby was encouraged to stay in school while preganant, and return after the birth and let the school care for the child during class hours.

DAMN, I really went to a liberal-as-hell school, reading this over. I think everyone in the building knew I was a lesbian, cuz of my big mouth, and it never got me any serious problems.

ShatteredMirror wrote:

What's sad here is that you had to go to a "liberal-as-hell" school to get a proper education that should be provided to every young teen. And that's why I hate the right wing today.

This is true, it is horrid in that way. However, you can NEVER have too many reasons to hate the Right Wing, the way I see it.

Giovanna wrote:

Go go Massachusetts! But I second ShatteredMirror. Why do we have to cheer for something that should be completely given?

Because only heathens and perverts seek knowledge of sex.

Yasha wrote:

This is yet another reason to love Canada, I think. I'm finding more of them every day, which is really annoying, because I don't want to like Canada.

Shut up and buy a dogsled.

I suppose our school occasionally had a bright idea. But they often weren't executed very well. Like, say, the 'Abstinence Fair' the Seven/Eight class had to hold. The original idea was the older students teaching the younger students all about the reasons you don't have sex until you're comfortable and ready. Instead, it involved blushing kids pushing pamphlets at one another and mumbling. It was a 'nice try' though.

We also have Sexed as Biology classes in France. I thought they were pretty good. I mean, the wer devoid of any normative discourse, very pure facts, oh, and here's how and why the pill works hormonally.... expect to be tested on that.
Of course not much learning about the facts of sex

Mmmm Akios meets the Meaning of Life... All sexed up and ready to start oral examination... but the students only throw paper balls to him

Doesn't the "fap fap" onomatopei come from the webcomic Sexy Losers? Yes, that's the rec for the people who don't know it. No idea about the "Shlick" sound. Cute-ish

Lol, I did have Honors Biology myself so I guess that counts for something...
But really I prefered taking astronomy...just cause me and the prof is on such good terms he lets me use the college telescope!

Last edited by G&Ysnumber1fan (11-02-2006 12:24:08 PM)

Yep, here it is:

www.uncfsu.edu

It's a shame that the prof left a few years ago. I left a year ago myself, but I am probably going to transfer back after this year. I had to leave to take some other courses.
But if you see me, I'm usually swimming alone in the indoor swimming pool in the evenings, reading on the 3rd floor of the library, or shooting billards in the game room.