Might I say that your icon makes me ROFL.

Lets see, there are pleanty of things I want to do before I die...watch, now that I'm trying to name some I won't remember any.

1. Of course, visit Japan. I'm sure at least half this forum would like to.
2. Have sex with Little Astrid. I swear on all that is holy and most things that aren't, I will get in that mans pants.
3. Have an orgy with The Spice Girls. I don't care if they're getting old.
4. Meet Chibi, vocalist of The Birthday Massacre, and sleep with her. I'm sorry, she's just gorgeous, and has such a nice voice. Amy Lee can kiss my ever loving ass.
5. Tell off the church. Since I was 12 I've wanted to go to church, preferably the youth group that treated me like a leper while I was there, and tell them that I was pansexual, that I was agnostic, and to keep their goddamn opinions to themselves. I will explain to them how everything really is, and if they have something to say to me, they can say it to Jesus first. I can't wait until some of those bitches are released from purgatory, stand before the pearly gates, and that silly Jew sends their ass back down.
6. Establish the Church of Akio. Shiori can be Jesus. While logically, Dios or Touga or someone should be Jesus, this church is not based off logic, so Shiori is Jesus.
7. Establish the Church of Astrid Haven. I shall call it "Havenism". Bloody Nose Bunny can be Jesus. I wonder which religion I will follow now? Both I guess.
8. Create a line of clothing specifically for SiHK Kids.
9. Get married. Aw, how sentimental. But I've always, always, always wanted to be a bride. Just never a mother.
10. Die an admirable death. No "peacefully in my sleep". I want to go out with a bang.

EDIT: I just realized that my number ten was "die", but the list is things I want to do before I die. So...what will number ten be now? I was going to put "meet [insert forum members name here]", but then I realized that no one would want to meet me

Alright, I've got one.
10. Leave flowers on the grave of Vincent Price. Sleep well, sir.

Last edited by dollface (04-08-2007 11:22:49 PM)

In no particular order, ten things.

1. Take five years to just travel and/or work my way around Europe (If I can, I'd like to make it to Northern Africa, and maybe Australia and New Zealand -I can skip most of Asia tho. Not friendly to wome travlers). Notable places I'd like to make it to are Italy, Germany, France, Greece, England, Czech Republic (I have ALWAYS wanted to visit Prague), and Austria (I desperately want to go to a Vienese Ball). I'd like to make it to parts of Russia, but I'm not sure how safe that would be.
2.  Publish a comic or art book.
3.  Create a webcomic with the kind of following that dogs, say, Something Positive, Megatokyo, or :gasp!: Penny Arcade. I'm not very funny tho.
4. Own a pair of Basenjis.
5. Design at least one fashion line with a major showing (although if I ever had a successful website, I'd do my own marketing, so I guess that's a twofer. )
6. Meet Gio, Shattered, _J_, and Yasha fo' real-real. (And anyone else that wants to meet me, but I think those are the most likely candidates. Maybe when Razara, dollface and Epi aren't minors anymore, we can talk... )
7. Touch Michael Turner. :awe:
8. Get married. I'm kind of a sap, but I've always thought that when you get married, it's because you've found the person that completes you, someone that makes you feel whole and peaceful. Someone to fight with everyday and know that they'll love you anyway, when all is said and done. I want the kind of relationship my parents have. I'm sappy, not stupid; I know that getting married doesn't ensure that relationship. But if I found it, I'd get married. And if I don't find it, I plan on being a trophy wife, so either way I'm getting that damned dress and all the freaking presents.
9. Create something that people attempt to ban. In the 4th grade, my teacher asked me what I wanted to be, and I told her "A banned, expatriated author." She asked me if I knew what that meant, lol.
10. Teach.

So...not as cool as dollface or RainbowRoseQueen, but all things that I truly want. Great first topic Rainbow! I really had to think about all these.

morosemocha wrote:

So...not as cool as dollface or RainbowRoseQueen, but all things that I truly want. Great first topic Rainbow! I really had to think about all these.

If my list was something you consider cool, you may want to rethink your definition of cool.

1. Write a non-Eragon novel to actually inspire people (I'm sorry, I just hate the book because the setting is quite derivative)
2. Be a teacher, or settle for a tutor
3. Being able to sing to other people for once rather than alone in my room
4. Being able to provide for my parents so they can stop working (They're in their 50's, 60's, already, they really need to stop)
5. Being able to marry someone who I can give my life to
6. Being able to raise two kids, preferably one being the older brother. I've experienced what it's like to have an older sister, I want to see how my kid's life will turn out with an "older-brother" relationship involved. (No incest necessarily involved, though I don't really mind... god, I'm evil )
7. Visit Japan and Britain and be able to make really good/memorable friends there, too.
8. Visit Poland and touch the renowned dragon statue
9. Being able to own my own Yukata (Is that spelled right?), or a kimono
10. Being together with my best friends

PS: Kiryuu, my mom told me all about the toilet demons when I was a kid when she's explaining why the toilet makes the flushing sound. And that the toilet demon is actually a giant goldfish in the sewer

dollface wrote:

no one would want to meet me

Not true!

Anyways, my list...

10. Tear a phone book in two.
9. Write a novel.
8. Have something named after myself.
7. Write a symphony and have it performed by at least a decent orchestra.
6. There is no number six.
5. Meet Gio, Yasha, morosemocha, Frosty and Sevelle in the flesh. And dollface, once she turns eighteen. And probably more, but they're the ones I could think of off the top of my head.
4. Use my amazing powers of sluttishness to save the world.
3. Have the universe make sense to me, if only for a second.
2. Love someone with my entire being, and have them feel the same way.
1. Successfully put together a quality top-ten list in under fifteen minutes.

Yasha wrote:

HALF OF MY LIST

Well, we're friends for a reason, eh?

1. Live in Manhattan. Long enough to complain because my apartment's a whole four blocks from a subway.
2. Travel the world, see the sights, eat the food, have sex with the attractive natives. (Safely, of course.)
3. Learn Italian and spend at least a year of my life hopping around Italy. (Bumming at Sey's house.)
4. Get in shape and take up kendo for sweet sweet discipline and balance justice. (This predates SKU/anime, I swear.) Once I get some confidence on my feet, learn me some tango.
5. Own a very high quality tailored suit. (Several.) And a corset to wear under it. (Several.)
6. Seduce at least one person I want, be seduced by at least one person I want. (Learn to flirt first.)
7. Own something that belongs in a museum. Something I love enough to warrant keeping it out of one. (Double points if this somehow relates to space, and it probably will.)
8. Meet a bunch of people on the forum and egotrip because such a goal appears on so many lists.
9. Whether it be my profession or not, one way or another, help people find some peace with sex and sexuality. So much stress and self-loathing over so little that deserves it and so much that can be enjoyed.
10. Be a sensualist. Savor every glass of wine. Let my eyes roll back into my head when I sink into a tub full of Lush bath bomb. Weep because certain pieces of art demand to be seen through tears of appreciation. Moan when someone touches me in the right place, not because I can't help it, but because I can and have no reason to.

Ten is the hardest one.

1. Live in an observatory
2. Investigate the abandoned Greenfield Mental Institution
3. Become famous for writing and drawing amazing comics
4. Get rid of my hypotonia
5. Succeed in astral projection
6. Create an epic thread and a meme on 4chan
7. Have numerous fans
8. Learn how to poledance
9. Learn how to play the theramin (and buy one)
10. Live for 5-10 years as a Buddhist monk

am i actually the only one who would be intimidated to meet any of you here? i mean it would be awesome if that could happen but, everyone here is so much cooler then i. i think if i were aproached by gio or yasha my head would explode on the spot. ;

I just realised there are tons of things I want to do before I die. I can't possibly make a list of them.

dollface wrote:

I just realized that my number ten was "die", but the list is things I want to do before I die. So...what will number ten be now? I was going to put "meet [insert forum members name here]", but then I realized that no one would want to meet me

Alright, I've got one.
10. Leave flowers on the grave of Vincent Price. Sleep well, sir.

Well I thought it be funny to make 10 die but it can be something else...

1.) Learn Japanese. (Nihongo ga sukoshi wakarimasu.)
2.) Travel somewhere farther than North Carolina (That's the farthest I've ever traveled.)
3.) Meet a bunch of the IRG members.
4.) Improve my writing skills, or at least to stop being so overly critical.
5.) Graduate from college.
6.) Kill my ex-boyfriend, or something to that extent.
7.) Learn how to cook.
8.) Buy a Shiori plushie. (I have a plushie of a character whose name I don't even know, and not one of Shiori. What the hell?)
9.) Learn how to use photoshop. (Maybe someday...)
10.) Get hit by a satellite. (Please?)

By the way, Sims have Life Time Wants on The Sims 2. Touga's is to eat 200 Grilled Cheeses before he dies.

Well, he has about less than 60 days to live once he becomes an adult if I don't cheat. Even if he eats 3 grilled cheeses a day, that still won't be enough.